Tag thought working for the Census would be boring... ...he just didn't know what he would get stuck with! When Tag's girlfriend, Corrina, left him, he thought the best way to win her back would be to clean up his act. The first step was to get a job. Fortunately, Census Rochester isn't the most choosy employer. Not choosy, but not all that classy, either. As Tag watches 'Chip' and 'Sue' explain in the training video how to enumerate his fellow citizens, he inadvertently stabs himself with something secretly taped under the old, surplus desk. Turns out, they're syringes from some government...

The Aliens are Here! ...and they want US to breed. Well, some of us! Damian has been over his head for a while now. He's unemployed and his new girlfriend is an alien. His lover, Vanessa, is pretty understanding, fortunately! The alien spaceship that has been orbiting the Earth has also selected him for their breeding program! The world doesn't know what they're here for, but they soon will. Every woman on the planet has been infected with a virus, making them HOT, willing, and EAGER to please the lucky few men who hold a specific genetic marker! Join Damian as his adventures continue ...

Tag thought working for the Census would be boring... ...he just didn't know what he would get stuck with! When Tag's girlfriend, Corrina, left him, he thought the best way to win her back would be to clean up his act. The first step was to get a job. Fortunately, Census Rochester isn't the most choosy employer. Not choosy, but not all that classy, either. As Tag watches 'Chip' and 'Sue' explain in the training video how to enumerate his fellow citizens, he inadvertently stabs himself with something secretly taped under the old, surplus desk. Turns out, they're syringes from some government...

John Forental thought that selling his company and going into early retirement would shake things up a bit in his life, but he had no idea what was coming. After his wife left him ten years prior, selling the company that drove them apart seemed like a mixed blessing. What would be his next chapter? Life, sometimes, guides a man in the right direction, even when the path seems unclear. Shortly after the sale was finalized and he realized he could live a fairly nice lifestyle indefinitely, he got the call that changed everything. Joanie, his ex, had passed and expressed her desire that John ...

John Forental's surprise term as the President of the Rochester Heights Montessori PTA continues. After taming the 'mean girl' Evangeline and cozying up to the girl-next-door Kaley, he tries to settle in and actually get some work done without the constant distraction of his gorgeous trophy wife entourage. While his daughter, Emilia, and her friends celebrate the end of the summer and prepare for their first week of school, John's got a lot to get used to, including having a child land in his lap after ten years of being single and alone. As part of his duties, John tries to make himself ...