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Bestsellers
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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The Post-Apocalypic story we all deserve!!!
- By Denver Williams on 03-21-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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The Post-Apocalypic story we all deserve!!!
- By Denver Williams on 03-21-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Erasure
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Percival Everett's blistering satire about race and publishing, now as the Oscar-nominated film, American Fiction, directed by Cord Jefferson and starring Jeffrey Wright and Tracee Ellis Ross....
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Amazing Narrator, Awesome Story
- By Books on 12-27-23
By: Percival Everett
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade.
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Funny, fascinating, relatable- great narration
- By falcor on 04-18-24
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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The Land: Founding: A LitRPG Saga
- Chaos Seeds, Book 1
- By: Aleron Kong
- Narrated by: Nick Podehl
- Length: 9 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Tricked into a world of banished gods, demons, goblins, sprites and magic, Richter must learn to meet the perils of The Land and begin to forge his own kingdom. Actions have consequences across The Land, with powerful creatures and factions now hell-bent on Richter's destruction....
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A bit cringy
- By Jeremy Schultz on 03-13-18
By: Aleron Kong
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Dragonfired
- The Dark Profit Saga, Book 3
- By: J. Zachary Pike
- Narrated by: Doug Tisdale Jr.
- Length: 22 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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Gorm Ingerson knows the king is a fink. With the land’s insidious ruler hell-bent on his destruction, the axe-wielding Dwarf berserker is desperate to beat him to the punch.
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Worthy finish of the story, a great read
- By KOSTADIN on 04-15-24
By: J. Zachary Pike
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American Psycho
- By: Bret Easton Ellis
- Narrated by: Pablo Schreiber
- Length: 16 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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In American Psycho, Bret Easton Ellis imaginatively explores the incomprehensible depths of madness and captures the insanity of violence in our time or any other....
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Fanntastic book but maybe not for everyone....
- By So Fain on 03-27-11
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Men at Arms
- Discworld, Book 15
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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The City Watch needs men! But what it's got includes Corporal Carrot, Lance-Constable Cuddy, Lance-Constable Detritus, Lance-Constable Angua and Corporal Nobbs....
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The older ones are far better.
- By danielle w. on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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Jingo
- Discworld, Book 21
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 13 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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When the neighbours in question are the proud empires of Klatch and Ankh-Morpork, those are going to be some pretty large garden tools indeed....
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Don't care for the narrator
- By Denise on 05-28-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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I Am Not Sidney Poitier
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Amir Abdullah
- Length: 7 hrs and 34 mins
- Unabridged
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I Am Not Sidney Poitier is an irresistible comic novel from the master storyteller Percival Everett....
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Funniest book ever - told all my reading friends and fam
- By KarenS on 03-27-24
By: Percival Everett
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A Better World
- A Novel
- By: Sarah Langan
- Narrated by: Cassandra Campbell, Sean Patrick Hopkins, Sura Siu
- Length: 14 hrs and 4 mins
- Unabridged
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The author of Good Neighbors, “one of the creepiest, most unnerving deconstructions of American suburbia I’ve ever read” (NPR), returns with a cunning, out-of-the-box satirical thriller about a family’s odyssey into an exclusive enclave for the wealthy that might not be as ideal as it seems....
By: Sarah Langan
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Feet of Clay
- Discworld, Book 19
- By: Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Jon Culshaw, Peter Serafinowicz, Bill Nighy
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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For Commander Vimes, Head of Ankh-Morpork City Watch, life consists of troubling times, linked together by...well, more troubling times....
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Frighteningly relevant, almost feels like it was written yesterday
- By Sam on 05-27-23
By: Terry Pratchett
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Red Side Story
- Shades of Grey, Book 2
- By: Jasper Fforde
- Narrated by: Jasper Fforde, Chris Harper
- Length: 15 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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New York Times bestselling author Jasper Fforde returns to his fan-favorite Shades of Grey series with this wildly anticipated, laugh-out-loud funny and darkly satirical adventure about two star-crossed lovers on a quest to survive—even if it means upending their entire society in the process.
By: Jasper Fforde
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BuyMort: Smart Shopper: How I Became the Accidental Warlord of Arizona
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 2
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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After pacifying the old Earth underground military base and defeating the Sleem, Tyson Dawes and Silken Sands are flush with new items and morties. But the Dearth Conglomerate has been circling over them in Arizona, and they want his land....
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Holy crap
- By Aaron on 08-07-23
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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Kim Jiyoung, Born 1982
- A Novel
- By: Cho Nam-Joo, Jamie Chang - translator
- Narrated by: Kathleen Choe
- Length: 3 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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In a small apartment on the outskirts of the metropolis of Seoul lives Kim Jiyoung. A 30-something-year-old “millennial everywoman”, she has recently left her white-collar desk job - in order to care for her newborn daughter full-time - as so many Korean women are expected to do....
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This is not a novel.
- By Anonymous User on 02-17-21
By: Cho Nam-Joo, and others
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Less
- By: Andrew Sean Greer
- Narrated by: Robert Petkoff
- Length: 8 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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You are a failed novelist about to turn 50. A wedding invitation arrives in the mail: Your boyfriend of the past nine years is engaged to someone else....
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Endearing, funny, but sometimes overly clever
- By Lili on 07-30-17
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Severance
- A Novel
- By: Ling Ma
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Maybe it’s the end of the world, but not for Candace Chen, a millennial, first-generation American and office drone meandering her way into adulthood in Ling Ma’s offbeat, wryly funny, apocalyptic satire, Severance....
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4.08 stars
- By ibillinsly@gmail on 12-06-18
By: Ling Ma
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Good Omens
- By: Neil Gaiman, Terry Pratchett
- Narrated by: Martin Jarvis
- Length: 12 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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The world will end on Saturday. Next Saturday. Just before dinner, according to The Nice and Accurate Prophecies of Agnes Nutter, Witch, the world's only completely accurate book of prophecies....
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At long last!!
- By Mike From Mesa on 11-21-09
By: Neil Gaiman, and others
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Help Wanted
- A Novel
- By: Adelle Waldman
- Narrated by: Amanda Ronconi
- Length: 9 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A humane and darkly comic workplace caper that shines a light on the odds low-wage workers are up against in today’s economy, Help Wanted is a funny, moving tale of ordinary people trying to make a living.
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Funny and great character development
- By JanR on 04-12-24
By: Adelle Waldman
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My Sister, the Serial Killer
- A Novel
- By: Oyinkan Braithwaite
- Narrated by: Adepero Oduye
- Length: 4 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Korede is bitter. How could she not be? Her sister, Ayoola, is many things: the favorite child, the beautiful one, possibly sociopathic. And now Ayoola’s third boyfriend in a row is dead....
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That’s it?!!!
- By Danni B. on 12-26-18
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Rebecca, Not Becky
- A Novel
- By: Christine Platt, Catherine Wigginton Greene
- Narrated by: Christine Lakin, Nicole Lewis
- Length: 13 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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De’Andrea Whitman, her husband Malik, and their five-year-old daughter, Nina, are new to the upper-crust white suburb of Rolling Hills, Virginia—a move motivated by circumstance rather than choice....
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A Great Book!
- By Trina Holmes on 03-18-24
By: Christine Platt, and others
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The Spook Who Sat by the Door
- By: Sam Greenlee, Natiki Hope Pressley
- Narrated by: Dion Graham, Natiki Hope Pressley
- Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
- Unabridged
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Dan Freeman, the “spook who sat by the door,” is enlisted in the CIA’s elitist espionage program. Upon mastering agency tactics, however, he drops out to train young Black Chicagoans to combat racism as “Freedom Fighters” in this explosive novel....
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The Book that Threatened the White Establishment
- By Kerr on 06-22-20
By: Sam Greenlee, and others
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Revenge of the Apocalypse
- A Duck & Cover Adventure Post-Apocalyptic Series, Book 4
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 6 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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They’ve taken everything from him. Now Jerry and Chewy are headed to Niagara Falls to take out the wasteland’s greatest villain once and for all. But The Librarian isn’t the only one looking for revenge....
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Can’t wait for book 5
- By Anonymous Person on 02-05-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
New releases
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Space Clown
- A Humorous Sci-Fi Adventure
- By: John Triptych
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The Galactic Empire is missing its most precious resource: a sense of humor. Dax Bidet is just another unemployed, thirty-something slacker still living with his parents. Along with his best friend Buck, he spends his days making pranks and uploading them to social media. But things are about to take a drastic turn. When Dax and Buck are mistakenly abducted by aliens, they soon find themselves in a teeming galaxy sliding towards war. The only way to keep the peace is to regale the rebellious planets with… comedy. Dax has just been given the unenviable title of space clown. He has to ...
By: John Triptych
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-DALE- MY DAMAGED Cowboy BILLIONAIRE
- A Second Chance Brother's Best Friend Forbidden Romance
- By: Terri Ellis
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Falling for my brother’s damaged best friend was never part of the plan. He’s a wealthy, sexy cowboy businessman with green eyes like the ocean and a body like Superman. Dale Turner is the town’s most eligible bachelor and philanderer. He’s been on every magazine cover as the state of Montana’s bad boy ladies’ man. He’s best friends with my overprotective bodyguard and twin brother, who vowed to keep me from “Dale the womanizer.” I tried to heed the warnings to stay away for years, but the smooth operator was just too damn charming. So, I lost my V-card to the Devil ...
By: Terri Ellis
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William - an Englishman
- By: Cicely Hamilton
- Narrated by: Stephanie Racine
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Written in a hospital tent to the sound of gunfire and shells falling, Cicely Hamilton drew on her experiences working in France during WW1 to tell the story of William Tully and his new bride Griselda, who are wrenched away from their all-consuming interests – socialism and votes for women – and plunged into the almost dream-like horror of war. As brutal tragedy strikes, their attitude to both pacifism and patriotism is altered and their lives are changed forever.
By: Cicely Hamilton
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Things people tell me
- The unauthorized autobiography of Donald J. Trump
- By: Anon E. Moose
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Go deep inside Donald Trump's "very, very large brain" for a tongue-in-cheek look at the events that shaped his Presidency, from his bromance with Kim Jong Un to Trump single-handedly saving the U.S. Armed Forces from ruin by ordering more bullets. This humorous and fictional "unauthorized autobiography" sheds behind-the-scenes light on these and other seminal events from his chaotic term as Dotard-in-Chief, as his BFF Kim calls him in the love letters they share. Read about Trump's views on KellyAnne Conway: I like KellyAnne. She’s got long blonde hair and a trim body, and from a ...
By: Anon E. Moose
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Wild About My Neighbor: An Enemies-To-Lovers Small-Town Romantic Comedy
- Wild About You Series
- By: Anne William
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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I had a feeling this goat yoga retreat was going to turn my life upside down, But I never imagined it would turn my infuriating neighbor upside down. What is Luke Tesson doing here, posed in downward dog? He usually avoids me. And I’ve always pretended I don’t notice him. But how am I supposed to look away when he’s got a baby goat balanced on his behind? From the first moment he moved in next door it was instant-sparks. If I were to be honest, it felt like insta-love. But insta-love is insane, and risky. I am highly risk-averse, so I quickly turned that longing into looking away. Due...
By: Anne William
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Pussy Productions
- By: Mark DK Berry
- Narrated by: Mark DK Berry
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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In the eccentric world of 'Pussy Productions,' a London-based porn production company, a motley crew of individuals find themselves inexplicably thrown together. How this incendiary mix of people came to converge is a curious tale in itself. Sir Stott, a knighted Etonian, longs for the elegant normality of his pre-Pussy Productions life. Meanwhile, Hazelhot, an ex-military psychopath, is hell-bent on sowing violent, bloody chaos wherever he goes.
By: Mark DK Berry
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Space Clown
- A Humorous Sci-Fi Adventure
- By: John Triptych
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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The Galactic Empire is missing its most precious resource: a sense of humor. Dax Bidet is just another unemployed, thirty-something slacker still living with his parents. Along with his best friend Buck, he spends his days making pranks and uploading them to social media. But things are about to take a drastic turn. When Dax and Buck are mistakenly abducted by aliens, they soon find themselves in a teeming galaxy sliding towards war. The only way to keep the peace is to regale the rebellious planets with… comedy. Dax has just been given the unenviable title of space clown. He has to ...
By: John Triptych
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-DALE- MY DAMAGED Cowboy BILLIONAIRE
- A Second Chance Brother's Best Friend Forbidden Romance
- By: Terri Ellis
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Falling for my brother’s damaged best friend was never part of the plan. He’s a wealthy, sexy cowboy businessman with green eyes like the ocean and a body like Superman. Dale Turner is the town’s most eligible bachelor and philanderer. He’s been on every magazine cover as the state of Montana’s bad boy ladies’ man. He’s best friends with my overprotective bodyguard and twin brother, who vowed to keep me from “Dale the womanizer.” I tried to heed the warnings to stay away for years, but the smooth operator was just too damn charming. So, I lost my V-card to the Devil ...
By: Terri Ellis
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William - an Englishman
- By: Cicely Hamilton
- Narrated by: Stephanie Racine
- Length: 7 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Written in a hospital tent to the sound of gunfire and shells falling, Cicely Hamilton drew on her experiences working in France during WW1 to tell the story of William Tully and his new bride Griselda, who are wrenched away from their all-consuming interests – socialism and votes for women – and plunged into the almost dream-like horror of war. As brutal tragedy strikes, their attitude to both pacifism and patriotism is altered and their lives are changed forever.
By: Cicely Hamilton
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Things people tell me
- The unauthorized autobiography of Donald J. Trump
- By: Anon E. Moose
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Go deep inside Donald Trump's "very, very large brain" for a tongue-in-cheek look at the events that shaped his Presidency, from his bromance with Kim Jong Un to Trump single-handedly saving the U.S. Armed Forces from ruin by ordering more bullets. This humorous and fictional "unauthorized autobiography" sheds behind-the-scenes light on these and other seminal events from his chaotic term as Dotard-in-Chief, as his BFF Kim calls him in the love letters they share. Read about Trump's views on KellyAnne Conway: I like KellyAnne. She’s got long blonde hair and a trim body, and from a ...
By: Anon E. Moose
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Wild About My Neighbor: An Enemies-To-Lovers Small-Town Romantic Comedy
- Wild About You Series
- By: Anne William
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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I had a feeling this goat yoga retreat was going to turn my life upside down, But I never imagined it would turn my infuriating neighbor upside down. What is Luke Tesson doing here, posed in downward dog? He usually avoids me. And I’ve always pretended I don’t notice him. But how am I supposed to look away when he’s got a baby goat balanced on his behind? From the first moment he moved in next door it was instant-sparks. If I were to be honest, it felt like insta-love. But insta-love is insane, and risky. I am highly risk-averse, so I quickly turned that longing into looking away. Due...
By: Anne William
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Pussy Productions
- By: Mark DK Berry
- Narrated by: Mark DK Berry
- Length: 10 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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In the eccentric world of 'Pussy Productions,' a London-based porn production company, a motley crew of individuals find themselves inexplicably thrown together. How this incendiary mix of people came to converge is a curious tale in itself. Sir Stott, a knighted Etonian, longs for the elegant normality of his pre-Pussy Productions life. Meanwhile, Hazelhot, an ex-military psychopath, is hell-bent on sowing violent, bloody chaos wherever he goes.
By: Mark DK Berry
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My Grumpy SEAL
- A Best Friend's Brother Age Gap Romance
- By: Jaylee Rowse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 57 mins
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Turns out the SEAL I slept with is my best friend's older brother and my new boss...oops. The grumpy hot, tatted SEAL saved my life. So his reward was a night of unbelievable passion. I didn't know he was my best friend's older brother, and my new boss. He acts like he has a vendetta against me, but secretly kisses me in his office. Next thing you know I'm pinned up against the wall begging for more. But something doesn't seem right. Now I'm planning his best friend's wedding, and secrets are finally starting to be revealed. Can I rekindle this flame or has it been snuffed out before it ...
By: Jaylee Rowse
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My Neighbor SEAL
- A Grumpy Opposites Attract Age Gap Romance
- By: Jaylee Rowse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 56 mins
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You can't blame me for letting, Jax my silver fox neighbor SEAL, into my bed. I'm new in town needing a fresh start with my two kids and he is more than happy to be my personal welcoming committee. And I'm more than happy to get kids to bed early. I can't stop my heart from racing when he pins me up against the wall. I'm ready to give whatever he wants to claim. But suddenly, my ex shows up. I need help and so I have to tell Jax. Turns out I'm not the only one running away from a troubled past. Jax's military past unexpectedly puts the kids and I in danger. We need some quick decisions, or ...
By: Jaylee Rowse
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Wild About My Enemy: A Sweet Small-Town Romantic Comedy
- Wild About You Series
- By: Anne William
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 37 mins
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Ross was my best friend, my first crush. Then he became my enemy. I tried to make him my past but fate is calling him my future. A temporary future if I have any say in it, but he’s not making it easy. How on earth did we both become co-owners of the Wild Lights Resort? They say there is a fine line between love and hate. In this case, the line is a fish out of water (me), and a total grump (him) being forced to work together. I would love to throw a pinecone at him. Or a can of bear spray. That is if I don’t throw myself at him first. This heartwarming, hilarious romantic comedy is ...
By: Anne William
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My Single Dad SEAL
- A Grumpy Off Limits Best Friend's Single Dad Romance
- By: Jaylee Rowse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 50 mins
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I slept with my new boss and he's my best friends dad.... oops. Or maybe it wasn't an accident after all. I left my last job to get away from this coworker that obsessed over me. When he shows up again, I'm faced with 1 option... "Confide in my new boss, former Navy SEAL silver fox so he can protect me." He does more than just protect me when he leaves me pinned up against a wall begging for more after hours in his office. We know this shouldn't be happening, he's 18 years older than me, but who's stopping this flame that's been ignited... neither of us. I want to follow my heart, but ...
By: Jaylee Rowse
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Tales of the Riverfolk Volume One
- Fish on a Stick
- By: JP Weaver
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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“You get to pick one, nephew… great location, the ideal time of day, or a crowd of hungry foxes, birds, and otters. Which do you pick?” “The third one every time, Uncle,” said the young otter. “If the foxes from the ministry had lunch at midnight, I would be there to sell.” Chip finally has come of age and as usual for an otter of his age, he wants to work for the Riverfolk Community Trust and Mercenary Company. He has been trying to pick up the trade from his uncle, selling fish to fox and bird nobles at the Yellowrock Bazaar, but when a few new competitors enter the scene ...
By: JP Weaver
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Secret For My Forbidden SEAL
- A Grumpy Age Gap Romance
- By: Jaylee Rowse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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I slept with my brother's best friend. Now he's back as my new boss. Jace was my first for everything. First crush. First boyfriend. First man I've ever been with. Then suddenly he was gone and it broke me. Now he's back, as head of his father's company. I tried to avoid him, but the feelings from the past are hard to ignore. We rekindle a flame I thought was long extinguished and now the fire is more intense than ever. But I have a secret that could ruin everything we've built. How could I tell him that he once was going to be a father without losing him forever?
By: Jaylee Rowse
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Wild About My Fake Fiancé: A Sweet Friends-To-Lovers Romantic Comedy
- Wild About You Series
- By: Anne William
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Pretending to be Isaac’s fake fiancée should be a walk in the park, Hello, all expense paid trip to Lake Tahoe! Clearly we both have a lot of secrets, His is absurd family wealth, Mine is nine months of a growing waistline. That’s right, I'm secretly pregnant. But for now, I just have to help him out and put on a good show. I was a Broadway actress, this shouldn’t be that hard. But when it comes to Isaac, how much of this is really acting? The one thing that’s no secret is that we’ve liked each other for a while now. I should enjoy this while I can, because it’s temporary. ...
By: Anne William
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My Coach SEAL
- A Grumpy Opposites Attract Second Chance Romance
- By: Jaylee Rowse
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 21 mins
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"Unexpectedly, my high school sweetheart, a former SEAL, has returned to town to coach youth football – and he's my son's coach! I've just moved back while finalizing a divorce, leaving me in emotional turmoil. Facing my first love in the same town is far from ideal. As I contemplate rekindling a friendship, I wonder if it's safe for my heart, given our past heartbreak when I left for college and he joined the Navy. I'm cautiously navigating a 'just friends' approach, but every time I see him, my heart yearns for him to touch and caress my body like old times, I refuse to endure ...
By: Jaylee Rowse
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Harrison the Hypochondriacal Hippopotamus
- The Worst Children's Book Ever Written
- By: Sherr Noble
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 mins
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Are you a fan of satire? If so, tears of laughter will stream down your legs as you read this book. But please, do not let this book get into the hands of any children. This is the worst children's book ever written. It breaks all the rules of good children's literature: it contains incredibly lengthy and complex words, like "prophylactic" and "radioactive decay"; it deals with disturbing themes, like osteoporosis and lung cancer; and it does not have a happy ending. This children's book has absolutely no place in the life of any child (or adult, for that matter). If you find pleasure from ...
By: Sherr Noble
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Family Reunion
- By: Rod Pennington
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 14 mins
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A Dark Comedy about a Dysfunctional Family of Four of the World's Best Assassins The Charon/McIntosh clan is your typical dysfunctional family. They also happen to be four of the world’s best assassins. A mysterious and beautiful young woman arrives at the office of contract killer/mercenary Michael Charon and informs him the lost love of his life has been brutally murdered. This starts a wild chase to find the killer and along the way Michael discovers the identity of the man who had betrayed him years earlier and even more startling, the reason why. Rod Pennington last 15 titles have ...
By: Rod Pennington
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Kill the Rich
- By: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Narrated by: Jack Allison, Kate Shapiro
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
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The year is 2038, America’s new President won with a simple, snappy campaign slogan: Kill the Rich. Now in office, his administration kicks off with a televised public hanging of Kim Kardashian, whose lip kits have poisoned a working-class city.
By: Jack Allison, and others
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The Moskowitz Code
- By: Joel Bresler
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
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When his doctor mistakenly types the wrong code into his electronic medical record, Myron Moskowitz—Mike, to the entire world except his mother Celia—finds life, or at least the one he's grown used to, suddenly turned tush-over-teakettle. With that single dodgy digital diagnosis, a chain reaction is set in motion leading Mike to lose his job, accidentally get all trace of himself wiped off of every computer in the known universe, and seriously contemplate buying a Harley. And Mike isn't exactly what you'd call a motorcycle kind of Moskowitz.
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Computers will be the Death of Us!
- By MJ on 04-17-24
By: Joel Bresler