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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency....
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- By Joseph Gray on 06-16-19
By: Drew Hayes
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The Husbands
- A Novel
- By: Holly Gramazio
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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When Lauren returns home to her flat in London late one night, she is greeted at the door by her husband, Michael. There’s only one problem—she’s not married....
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Perfect summer read
- By Picky girl on 04-04-24
By: Holly Gramazio
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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James
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Dominic Hoffman
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Performance
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When the enslaved Jim overhears that he is about to be sold to a man in New Orleans, separated from his wife and daughter forever, he decides to hide on nearby Jackson Island until he can formulate a plan....
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Justice
- By caprice on 03-24-24
By: Percival Everett
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Lessons in Chemistry
- A Novel
- By: Bonnie Garmus
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison, Bonnie Garmus, Pandora Sykes
- Length: 11 hrs and 55 mins
- Unabridged
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Chemist Elizabeth Zott is not your average woman. In fact, Elizabeth Zott would be the first to point out that there is no such thing as an average woman. But it’s the early 1960s and her all-male team at Hastings Research Institute takes a very unscientific view of equality.
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Making my 3 adult daughters read this
- By Teresa H. on 04-07-22
By: Bonnie Garmus
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The Case of the Damaged Detective
- 5-Minute Sherlock, Book 1
- By: Drew Hayes
- Narrated by: Scott Aiello, Carol Monda
- Length: 7 hrs and 49 mins
- Original Recording
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A dance club full of bodies. Cause of death - a mystery. The lone survivor - a man, raving like a lunatic, wearing only a deerstalker hat. Now, the man who calls himself Sherman Holmes is being studied like a lab rat by a top-secret government agency....
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I wish I could chain Drew to a desk and make him write for me 24/7... j/k... kind of...
- By Joseph Gray on 06-16-19
By: Drew Hayes
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The Husbands
- A Novel
- By: Holly Gramazio
- Narrated by: Miranda Raison
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Lauren returns home to her flat in London late one night, she is greeted at the door by her husband, Michael. There’s only one problem—she’s not married....
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Perfect summer read
- By Picky girl on 04-04-24
By: Holly Gramazio
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The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
- By: Douglas Adams
- Narrated by: Stephen Fry
- Length: 5 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Seconds before the Earth is demolished to make way for a galactic freeway, Arthur Dent is plucked off the planet by his friend Ford Prefect....
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HHTGH - Lightly Fried
- By J. Medany on 05-08-05
By: Douglas Adams
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive.,,,
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face....
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Yellowface
- A Novel
- By: R. F. Kuang
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 8 hrs and 39 mins
- Unabridged
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White lies. Dark humor. Deadly consequences… Bestselling sensation Juniper Song is not who she says she is, she didn’t write the book she claims she wrote, and she is most certainly not Asian American....
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I've never hated a character harder
- By ashelyn downs on 07-26-23
By: R. F. Kuang
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
By: Kurt Vonnegut
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The Burnout
- A Novel
- By: Sophie Kinsella
- Narrated by: Bessie Carter
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
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Sparks fly in this delightful novel about two burned out professionals who meet at a ramshackle resort on the British seaside....
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Classic Kinsella story
- By Mike b. on 10-21-23
By: Sophie Kinsella
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The Cookbook Club
- A Novel of Food and Friendship
- By: Beth Harbison
- Narrated by: Orlagh Cassidy
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
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Margo Everson sees the call out for the cookbook club and knows she’s found her people. Recently dumped by her self-absorbed husband, she has little to show for her marriage but his "parting gift"—a dilapidated old farm house—and a collection of well-loved cookbooks....
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An Enjoyable Slice of Life
- By Lindapet2 on 11-09-20
By: Beth Harbison
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Anxious People
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
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Looking at real estate isn’t usually a life-or-death situation, but an apartment open house becomes just that when a failed bank robber bursts in and takes a group of strangers hostage....
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Read. This. Now.
- By DIY Sammy on 09-09-20
By: Fredrik Backman
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Wellness
- A Novel (Oprah's Book Club)
- By: Nathan Hill
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 18 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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When Jack and Elizabeth meet as college students in the gritty '90s Chicago art scene, the two quickly join forces and hold on tight, each eager to claim a place in the thriving underground scene with an appreciative kindred spirit....
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you have to believe it'll work
- By Alex halladay on 09-22-23
By: Nathan Hill
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Dirty Thirty
- Stephanie Plum, Book 30
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Narrated by: Lorelei King, Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Stephanie Plum, Trenton’s hardest working, most underappreciated bounty hunter, is offered a freelance assignment that seems simple enough....
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Like a fine wine
- By anastasia on 11-01-23
By: Janet Evanovich
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Now or Never
- By: Janet Evanovich
- Length: 8 hrs
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Stephanie Plum, New Jersey’s hardest working, most under-appreciated bounty hunter, returns with a bang in her latest adventure. While Stephanie’s personal life is hanging by a thread, a killer case lands on her doorstep that changes everything.
By: Janet Evanovich
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Eleanor Oliphant Is Completely Fine
- Reese's Book Club (A Novel)
- By: Gail Honeyman
- Narrated by: Cathleen McCarron
- Length: 11 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Eleanor Oliphant: She struggles with appropriate social skills and tends to say exactly what she's thinking....
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Please be warned
- By N. Thompson on 06-20-17
By: Gail Honeyman
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Everything Is F*cked
- A Book About Hope
- By: Mark Manson
- Narrated by: Mark Manson
- Length: 7 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Mark Manson turns his gaze from the inevitable flaws within each individual self to the endless calamities taking place in the world around us....
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Good content, bad delivery
- By MommaJ on 05-31-19
By: Mark Manson
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Good Material
- A Novel
- By: Dolly Alderton
- Narrated by: Arthur Darvill, Vanessa Kirby
- Length: 9 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Andy loves Jen. Jen loved Andy. And he can't work out why she stopped. Now he is. . . Without a home Waiting for his stand-up career to take off Wondering why everyone else around him seems to have grown up while he wasn't looking....
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Tedious
- By Anonymous User on 02-15-24
By: Dolly Alderton
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Razor Girl
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: John Rubinstein
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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When Lane Coolman's car is bashed from behind on the road to the Florida Keys, what appears to be an ordinary accident is anything but (this is Hiaasen!)....
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Best book this year!
- By green ice cream garden on 09-19-16
By: Carl Hiaasen
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Boom Box
- Duck and Cover Adventures Series, Books 1-3
- By: Benjamin Wallace
- Narrated by: Phil Thron
- Length: 20 hrs and 33 mins
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Join the Librarian as he does his best to make the post-apocalyptic world a better place by protecting the weak, fighting injustice, squaring off against a group of former renaissance fair workers who have established a kingdom in the Rocky Mountains, and so on. Listen for more....
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The Post-Apocalypic story we all deserve!!!
- By Denver Williams on 03-21-19
By: Benjamin Wallace
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Finlay Donovan Is Killing It
- A Novel
- By: Elle Cosimano
- Narrated by: Angela Dawe
- Length: 9 hrs and 59 mins
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Finlay Donovan is killing it...except, she’s really not. The new book she promised her literary agent isn’t written, her ex-husband fired the nanny without telling her, and this morning she had to send her four-year-old to school with hair duct-taped to her head....
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So fun!
- By M on 03-15-21
By: Elle Cosimano
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Morningwood: Everybody Loves Large Chests (Vol.1)
- By: Neven Iliev
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 8 hrs and 24 mins
- Unabridged
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Large chests are said to encompass all manner of hopes and dreams. Men covet them. Women envy them. But one fact holds true - everyone wants to get their hands on some big ones....
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Really Entertaining
- By HeatherY on 11-23-17
By: Neven Iliev
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Another disappointment
- By Amazon Customer on 03-02-24
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John Dies at the End
- By: David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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STOP. You should not have touched this flyer with your bare hands. NO, don't put it down. It's too late. They're watching you. My name is David Wong. My best friend is John....
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Vulgar Funny. 4.95 Sale Win.
- By C Yohe on 11-19-12
By: David Wong
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If This Book Exists, You're in the Wrong Universe
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin, David Wong
- Narrated by: Stephen R. Thorne
- Length: 14 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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If the broken neon signs, shuttered storefronts, and sub-standard housing didn’t tip you off, you’ve just wandered into the city of “Undisclosed”. You don’t want to be caught dead here, because odds are you just might find yourself rising from the grave....
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The narrator makes or breakes an audio book.
- By Chris Bell on 10-23-22
By: Jason Pargin, and others
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BuyMort: Bull Market Mayhem: How I Cornered the Multiversal Monopoly
- Shopocalypse Saga, Book 5
- By: Damien Hanson, Joseph Phelps
- Narrated by: Wayne Mitchell
- Length: 19 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Dearth Conglomerate is plummeting in market value, and Kraken is no more. But not all threats have been extinguished. Thanks to the rising threat of the Sleem, the whole multiverse is in danger. Desperate for a cosmic bailout, the Church calls for a financial crusade.
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Best one yet
- By Kelly on 04-15-24
By: Damien Hanson, and others
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Erasure
- A Novel
- By: Percival Everett
- Narrated by: Sean Crisden
- Length: 8 hrs and 16 mins
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Percival Everett's blistering satire about race and publishing, now as the Oscar-nominated film, American Fiction, directed by Cord Jefferson and starring Jeffrey Wright and Tracee Ellis Ross....
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Amazing Narrator, Awesome Story
- By Books on 12-27-23
By: Percival Everett
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Mr. & Mrs. American Pie
- By: Juliet McDaniel
- Narrated by: Sarah Mollo-Christensen, Jonathan Todd Ross
- Length: 12 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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It's 1969 and Palm Springs socialite Maxine Simmons is planning a Thanksgiving feast to rival Nixon's stealthy maneuvers in the White House and Neil Armstrong's walk on the moon. Then comes the humiliation of being dumped by her husband of 17 years for his 22-year-old secretary....
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Pretty much perfect.
- By A on 09-07-18
By: Juliet McDaniel
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Let's Catch Up Soon
- How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will
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Do you dread small talk? Can’t seem to remember names? Does being told to smile more make you seethe? Yet do you long for deeper and more meaningful friendships? Sarah Cooper’s Let’s Catch Up Soon: How I Won Friends and Influenced People Against My Will shares how to survive our newest life challenge: connecting with people face-to-face again.
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Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
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Sarah Speaks To My Hidden Thoughts
"Who will take care of me when I grow old? I don’t have kids. My friends have partners and children and are very, very busy. It’s takes a lot of my efforts and Energy to check in, in order to keep connections and nurture our friendships/family-ships. I used to be a chronic people-pleaser, until I worked with a life coach and therapist to turn this conditioning around. With humor, heart, and genuineness, she speaks to these, and other, humxn womxn, conditions. Thank you, Sarah Cooper."
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Nancy Kranich (played by Emmy-nominated actress Natasha Lyonne of Russian Doll and Orange Is the New Black) is a night nurse on an orbiting space station. But Nancy hates her job, is sick of space, and longs to find adventure and a safe place to smoke cigarettes that won’t blow everyone up. But when Nancy gets caught up in an outer-space conspiracy involving President Kennedy, former vice-president Richard Nixon, and an intergalactic object that could change the course of history, she gets way more adventure than she bargained for.
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Simply the Best Full-Cast Audio Book Ever!
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Meet Florence Gordon, a blunt, brilliant feminist. At seventy-five, Florence wants to be left alone to write her memoir and shape her legacy. But when her son and his family come to visit, they embroil Florence in their dramas, threatening her coveted solitude. Marked with searing wit, sophisticated intelligence, and a tender respect for humanity, Florence Gordon is cast with a constellation of unforgettable characters. Chief among them is Florence herself, who can humble fools with a single barbed line, but who eventually finds that there are some realities even she cannot outwit.
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A Big Storm Knocked It Over
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In her late thirties, Jane Louise Parker has just married a man whose native decency leaves her almost breathless at her good fortune. After the wedding, she returns to work at a small and tony publishing house whose finances are in disarray. Alongside her best friend, Edie, Jane Louise patiently waits to become pregnant, wondering if a baby will provide a sense of rootedness that still seems to elude her. When that longed-for child arrives, it transforms the Parkers’ lives in a way that is as unexpected as it is rapturous.
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Meet Florence Gordon, a blunt, brilliant feminist. At seventy-five, Florence wants to be left alone to write her memoir and shape her legacy. But when her son and his family come to visit, they embroil Florence in their dramas, threatening her coveted solitude. Marked with searing wit, sophisticated intelligence, and a tender respect for humanity, Florence Gordon is cast with a constellation of unforgettable characters. Chief among them is Florence herself, who can humble fools with a single barbed line, but who eventually finds that there are some realities even she cannot outwit.
By: Brian Morton
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A Big Storm Knocked It Over
- A Novel
- By: Laurie Colwin
- Narrated by: Rebecca Lowman
- Length: 7 hrs and 45 mins
- Unabridged
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In her late thirties, Jane Louise Parker has just married a man whose native decency leaves her almost breathless at her good fortune. After the wedding, she returns to work at a small and tony publishing house whose finances are in disarray. Alongside her best friend, Edie, Jane Louise patiently waits to become pregnant, wondering if a baby will provide a sense of rootedness that still seems to elude her. When that longed-for child arrives, it transforms the Parkers’ lives in a way that is as unexpected as it is rapturous.
By: Laurie Colwin
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Second Best
- By: David Foenkinos, Megan Jones - Translated by
- Narrated by: Joe Thomas
- Length: 5 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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A magical imagining of the fate of a fictional boy whose life is shaped forever when he loses out on the role of Harry Potter.
By: David Foenkinos, and others
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The Band
- A Novel
- By: Christine Ma-Kellams
- Narrated by: Nancy Wu
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Sang Duri is the eldest member and “visual” of a Korean boy band at the apex of global superstardom. But when his latest solo single accidentally leads to controversy, he’s abruptly cancelled. To spare the band from fallout with obsessive fans and overbearing management, Duri disappears from the public eye by hiding out in the McMansion of a Chinese American woman he meets in a Los Angeles H-Mart. But his rescuer is both unhappily married with children and a psychologist with a savior complex, a combination that makes their potential union both seductive and incredibly problematic.
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Late Bloomer
- By: Mazey Eddings
- Narrated by: Ellie Gossage
- Length: 9 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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Opal realises she has a chance to follow her own dreams, and decides to spend almost all her new money on a failing flower farm in North Carolina where she can start her painting business. But her plans for isolation soon go hopelessly awry when an angry (albeit gorgeous) Pepper Boden is waiting for her at her new farm. Pepper states that she's the rightful owner of Thistle and Bloom Farms, and she isn't moving out.
By: Mazey Eddings
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Shorts
- The Bunny McGarry Collection
- By: Caimh McDonnell
- Narrated by: Morgan C Jones
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gathered together for the first time and featuring two brand new stories, this collection contains all of the short stories and novellas featuring Bunny McGarry, star of the million-selling Dublin Trilogy. Spanning his entire career in law enforcement and beyond, these stories give a whole new perspective on Ireland’s most truly unconventional police officer as he juggles being a force for justice and managing the world’s worst under-12s hurling team.
By: Caimh McDonnell
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Mystery Mike's
- A Pyrrhic Education
- By: Anthony Lain, Matthew Woodward
- Narrated by: P.K. Shannon
- Length: 10 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Art, a 29 year old scuba rep from Indiana, is floating through life, rudderless and apathetic. One day, when he leaves work in order to avoid an office birthday party, he stumbles across a sign for Mystery Mike's Bookstore. What was first mere curiosity grows into an obsession when threatening notes and mind warping illusions prevent Art from finding the damn place.
By: Anthony Lain, and others
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ADDICT'S WAY
- By: Stephen Liosi
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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From Passing the Bar to Living in his Car ... Lawyer and former law professor Peter Panelli suddenly finds himself homeless, eventually living in a crack house. And he doesn't even smoke crack. And an accidental trip to church landed him in the crack house. (Yes, really; I'm not lying to you.) Can it get any more surreal, or worse? “This story is as mad as a box of frogs.” – Unknown Human Being (aka Anonymous) Written in a humorous, reflective voice, highlighting Panelli’s bewilderment and self-searching, ADDICT’S WAY chronicles a year in the life of Peter Panelli, a 60-year-old ...
By: Stephen Liosi
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Lost Love: My First Boyfriend 1
- Nadia's Story
- By: Rachel Moulden
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Shy, reserved Nadia did not expect to meet a cute boy in her Summer art class, but Aiden just seems to be everywhere she goes. Is fate trying to tell her something? Could Aiden (and his cute dimples) finally be Nadia's first boyfriend?
By: Rachel Moulden
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Talks to Things
- By: Dominic Villari
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 49 mins
- Unabridged
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Albert talks to all sorts of things....his car keys, the cell phone, a pair of reading glasses, even an unruly group of refrigerator magnets. Each thing has a perspective on the various aspects of Albert's life. His wallet is worried he spends too much. The stove thinks he should cook for himself more often. The lawnmower laments his crooked rows. He channels these conversations into his life's work of writing manuals for all sorts of devices. Albert's life is fairly comfortable and routine until he's given a new assignment writing the manual for a motor home. His life literally takes an ...
By: Dominic Villari
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I Never Saw My Dog Again 1
- Bud's Story
- By: Dominique Cherie
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Bud is the happiest dog in the world. His Boy, JR, is about to turn thirteen, and a whole summer of adventure and fun awaits them! That is, until an unexpected discovery hidden deep in a mysterious island threatens to change their lives forever. But Bud is sure of one thing: JR is his best friend and nothing will ever tear them apart.
By: Dominique Cherie
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I Never Saw My Dog Again 2
- Lady's Story
- By: Dominique Cherie
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr
- Unabridged
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Since the day I was born, my dog Lady has never left my side. For twelve years, Lady has been the most faithful, most kind, and most loving best friend a girl could have. I don't know what the future will bring us here in Ma and Pa's farm, but the one thing I do know is that Lady and I will always be together.
By: Dominique Cherie
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The Moskowitz Code
- By: Joel Bresler
- Narrated by: W.A. Yuster
- Length: 6 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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When his doctor mistakenly types the wrong code into his electronic medical record, Myron Moskowitz—Mike, to the entire world except his mother Celia—finds life, or at least the one he's grown used to, suddenly turned tush-over-teakettle. With that single dodgy digital diagnosis, a chain reaction is set in motion leading Mike to lose his job, accidentally get all trace of himself wiped off of every computer in the known universe, and seriously contemplate buying a Harley. And Mike isn't exactly what you'd call a motorcycle kind of Moskowitz.
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Computers will be the Death of Us!
- By MJ on 04-17-24
By: Joel Bresler
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Yeti Next Door
- By: Dominic Villari
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Eula and Randi have noticed their next-door neighbor Abe engaged in some peculiar behaviors, such as hanging bells and eating grass. They’ve also noticed his proliferation of bushy white hair and unusual height. Their parents, Ian and Nina, reassure them he’s just an eccentric old man. However, they all learn the truth soon enough. Abe is a yeti, or member of the High Folk (as they prefer to be called). The yeti explains that he’s trying to get in contact with the Wander Folk or Sasquatch as humans more commonly know them. After learning his secret, the family includes him in their ...
By: Dominic Villari