Steve DeGroof

Steve is an expat Canadian who now lives in North Carolina.

He has worked, at one time or other, as: a TV repairman, a security guard at a children's hospital, and a janitor in a strip club. His current day job is as a computer programmer for a bank, which doesn't involve nearly as much being electrocuted and cleaning up vomit.

He has a patent for a "Folding Stereoscopic Computer Display", which sounds a lot more impressive than it really is.

He has created various "artworks", including:
- a baby woolly mammoth with a jetpack (which doesn't actually fly)
- a Giger counter (not a typo)
- a clockwork orange (a bowler-hat-wearing, wind-up piece of fruit that plays "Singing in the Rain")
- a clock in the shape of Rick Astley that chimes "Never Gonna Give You Up" on the hour (for which he is sincerely sorry).

His first book, "Dandelion Seeds", was written largely by accident (it's... complicated).