Robert P. Wills

Robert P. Wills

Robert P. Wills retired as a U.S. Army Chief Warrant Officer Four in 2015. After 25 years of Army silliness, he decided that writing fantasy stories about unstable Gnomes was a logical career choice after writing intelligence reports for a living.

Robert lives in the Central Florida area where he and his wife are enjoying empty-nesting and spending far too much time wandering around various theme parks. Well not Sea World because they yell at Robert when he pets the dolphins. At the dolphin petting pool. He doesn't get it either.

Along with writing, Robert is an inventor with three patents (6,559,556, 7,293,681, and 8,561,951) and several innovations in his workshop. One innovation, the World's Greatest Garden Hose Guide is available on Amazon- when he can keep it in stock.

When he finds a welder who can actually weld and deliver products when they say they will and doesn't have to take them to court when they don't, he will also be selling his second invention- the Wrangler Door Carrier so Jeep owners can remove their doors and take them along.

Robert also has a marginally successful wand business on Etsy under the name SecondHandSorcery where customers are routinely insulted by Grimbledung. The odd part is that they seem to like it.

Robert sells his inventions under the name SixToesInnovations- a US Veteran owned company. Buy American, people!

Unless you're one of the numerous British ex-pats here in Florida, then "No hard feelings? Buy from a Colonial, please and thank you!"

I am not sure why I wrote my biography in the third person. Robert is funny that way.

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