Ralph Clayton
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Ralph Clayton

Originally from the misty and rainy lands of the UK. At age 18 very cleverly, commenced the study of modern languages and literature at university, eventually graduating and becoming a polyglot with magical literary skills. For the next couple years, travelling and working in different countries would be an insatiable passion. Three main countries, notoriously influence my ideas and work. Japan, Russia, and Mexico. Currently, full-time expat living in Moscow, Russia. Enjoying the endless winter, and consistently working on the next project. My work can be best described as vibrant and colorful descriptions of life, with a twist. There are no boundaries that can't be crossed, the good and the bad things of reality itself. There is always something to explore and talk about.

Thanks for reading, hope you enjoy my work. Smile, smile, Cheshire smile.

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    • By: Ralph Clayton
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    This is me in all my glorious and pathetic splendor, I'm the result of treacherous fate. This life is something that I could have never guessed....

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    • Tales from the Motherland

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    • Suenos De Terabytes Del Senor Majestuoso: Una Novela Corta [Terabyte Dreams by the Majestic Man: A Novella]

    • By: Ralph Clayton
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    Es él, El Hombre Majestuoso. él está busca su propio destino, sin embargo él es incapaz de encontrarlo....

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    Dima is alone, an orphan in life. Born in a small village in the Siberian Taiga, he must find his destiny. With nothing in his pockets, one day he starts a journey....

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    • By J. MCILVENNA on 11-19-16

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    • W3t Laik a Wh0r3

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    Welcome to my life, the online WebStar and adult performer. The world has never seen anyone else like me before....

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    It's him, the majestic man. He's searching for fate, yet he can't find it just yet. This is the life of an outcast, an anti-hero who wants to be free. He lives not in reality but somewhere else....

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    • A Bed of Roses

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    • Length: 35 mins
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    Life is but a dream, a construct, an illusion of our minds. Space monkey to earth, over. No response, it's all inside my head....

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    • Enjoyed

    • By Dasha on 01-22-16

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