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Slaughterhouse-Five
A Quote by Kurt Vonnegut
Tiger got to hunt, bird got to fly; Man got to sit and wonder 'why, why, why?' Tiger got to sleep, bird got to land; Man got to tell himself he understand.
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Slaughterhouse-Five, Kurt Vonnegut’s seminal 1969 novel, is widely regarded as one of the greatest anti-war books ever written. With its nonlinear narrative structure, dark humor, and blend of autobiography and science fiction, Slaughterhouse-Five was a critical and commercial success that cemented Vonnegut's place in the American literary canon.
Featured Article: Introducing Audible Theater's Spring Lineup
We were thrilled when the Minetta Lane Theater, Audible's home for live storytelling, reopened its doors this past October, after being shuttered since the start of the pandemic. But even if you can't make your way to New York City to experience some of these performances in person, Audible Theater is serving up a spring lineup of six amazing new shows. Explore all of these below, as well as everything Audible Theater has to offer.
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall19,626
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Performance17,521
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Story17,495
Traumatized by the bombing of Dresden at the time he had been imprisoned, Pilgrim drifts through all events and history, sometimes deeply implicated, sometimes a witness....
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Don't Quit Your Daytime Job, James
- By Keith on 11-20-15
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Slaughterhouse-Five
- Narrated by: James Franco
- Length: 5 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Breakfast of Champions
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4,457
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Performance4,007
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Story3,998
Breakfast of Champions (1973) provides frantic, scattershot satire and a collage of Vonnegut's obsessions....
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Kurt Was Right to Grade This a C
- By Dubi on 01-10-16
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Breakfast of Champions
- Narrated by: John Malkovich
- Length: 6 hrs and 27 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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The Sirens of Titan
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
- Length: 9 hrs and 20 mins
- Release date: 08-13-09
- Language: English
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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,800
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Performance1,503
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Story1,520
Eliot Rosewater, a drunk volunteer fireman and president of the fabulously rich Rosewater Foundation, is about to attempt a noble experiment....
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Hello, babies. Welcome to Earth.
- By Darwin8u on 03-27-14
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God Bless You, Mr. Rosewater
- Narrated by: Eric Michael Summerer
- Length: 5 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Mother Night
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall2,394
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Performance2,013
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Story2,013
American Howard W. Campbell, Jr., a spy during World War II, is now on trial in Israel as a Nazi war criminal....
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“We are what we pretend to be”
- By Robert on 09-04-12
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Mother Night
- Narrated by: Victor Bevine
- Length: 5 hrs and 47 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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Player Piano
- Narrated by: Christian Rummel
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 08-11-09
- Language: English
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall1,772
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Performance1,544
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Story1,539
Master storyteller and satirist Kurt Vonnegut was one of the most in-demand commencement speakers of his time....
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Life advice from the ultimate cynic
- By Wayne on 12-05-18
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If This Isn't Nice, What Is?
- Advice for the Young
- Narrated by: Kevin T. Collins, Scott Brick
- Length: 2 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 05-07-13
- Language: English
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Sinbad
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall129
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Performance116
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Story116
I had an uncle who left his hometown and the family business there to become a fine actor. His talent was a minor one, but a pretty one. It lasted for 15 years and was gone....
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A masterpiece as usual.
- By Adayam mirsky on 10-16-25
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Sinbad
- Narrated by: Jonathan Davis
- Length: 1 hr and 10 mins
- Release date: 09-27-16
- Language: English
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Deadeye Dick
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall438
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Performance381
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Story380
Deadeye Dick is Kurt Vonnegut's funny, chillingly satirical look at the death of innocence. Amid a true Vonnegutian host of horrors - a double murder....
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If I aimed at nothing..nothing is what I would hit
- By Darwin8u on 11-28-16
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Deadeye Dick
- Narrated by: Sean Runnette
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall805
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Performance715
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Story712
Meet Rabo Karabekian, a moderately successful surrealist painter who we meet late in life and see struggling....
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Kurt Vonnegut explores the arts
- By Darwin8u on 12-28-17
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Bluebeard
- The Autobiography of Rabo Karabekian (1916-1988)
- Narrated by: Mark Bramhall
- Length: 7 hrs and 19 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall53
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Performance45
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Story45
Kurt Vonnegut presents in Fates Worse than Death a veritable cornucopia of his thoughts on what could perhaps best be summed up as "anti-theology"....
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Vonnegut is profound
- By Sarah on 02-03-20
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Fates Worse Than Death
- An Autobiographical Collage
- Narrated by: Richard Davidson
- Length: 7 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- By: Robert Heinlein, Kurt Vonnegut, Ray Bradbury
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, and others
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
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Overall71
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Performance61
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Story60
A new crop of writers emerged from the dawning of the nuclear age, grappling with humankind's place in the universe....
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The "Grand Daddy" of Radio Science Fiction
- By C. Orena on 02-20-16
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Dimension X
- Adventures in Time & Space
- Narrated by: Staats Cotsworth, Raymond Edward Johnson, Les Damon, Bill Lipton, Berry Kroeger, Jan Miner, Joan Alexander
- Length: 7 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 06-11-14
- Language: English
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall81
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Performance68
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Story68
This collection of Kurt Vonnegut's most rare and unexamined essays, speeches, fiction, and interviews offers fascinating insight into the mind of the iconic science fiction author....
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Vonnegut At His Best
- By Peter W. Kalnin on 12-09-23
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Wampeters, Foma & Granfalloons
- Narrated by: Joe Barrett
- Length: 7 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 11-03-15
- Language: English
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 1
- By: Philip K. Dick, Robert Silverberg, Fritz Leiber, and others
- Narrated by: Jim Roberts, Ben Hurst, Cindy Hardin Killavey
- Length: 15 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall204
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Performance143
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Story139
This first volume of Favorite Science Fiction Stories features "the best of the best" from the Golden Age of science fiction....
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Great selection
- By Empowerment on 09-05-09
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Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Volume 1
- Narrated by: Jim Roberts, Ben Hurst, Cindy Hardin Killavey
- Series: Favorite Science Fiction Stories, Book 1
- Length: 15 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 08-21-09
- Language: English
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Look at the Birdie
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Christopher E. Welch
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall57
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Performance45
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Story45
A must-have for readers everywhere, Look at the Birdie adds further insight into the author's body of work with a riveting collection of Vonnegut's previously unpublished short fiction....
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Great stories and performances to match
- By Jeff Lacy on 05-30-17
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Look at the Birdie
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- Narrated by: Christopher E. Welch
- Length: 7 hrs and 43 mins
- Release date: 10-20-09
- Language: English
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- By: Kurt Vonnegut, Suzanne McConnell
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Unabridged
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Overall116
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Performance97
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Story97
The art and craft of writing by one of the few grandmasters of American literature, a bonanza for writers and listeners written by Kurt Vonnegut's former student....
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Unlistenable
- By Grant Swalwell on 01-06-20
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Pity the Reader
- On Writing with Style
- Narrated by: Karen White
- Length: 12 hrs and 1 min
- Release date: 11-05-19
- Language: English
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Hocus Pocus
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall472
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Performance413
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Story414
Eugene Debs Hartke describes an odyssey from college professor to prison inmate to prison warden back again to prisoner....
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Vonnegut Imitating Vonnegut
- By Joe Kraus on 08-06-18
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Hocus Pocus
- Narrated by: LJ Ganser
- Length: 8 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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Armageddon in Retrospect
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Rip Torn
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall79
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Performance54
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Story53
The New York Times bestseller from the author of Slaughterhouse-Five—a “gripping” posthumous collection of Kurt Vonnegut’s previously unpublished work on the subject of war and peace. A fitting tribute to a literary legend and a profoundly humane humorist, Armageddon in Retrospect is a...
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Vonnegut should get the nobel peace prize
- By CHARLES on 05-07-12
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Armageddon in Retrospect
- Narrated by: Rip Torn
- Length: 5 hrs and 15 mins
- Release date: 04-01-09
- Language: English
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Palm Sunday
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall95
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Performance81
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Story82
In this self-portrait by an American genius, Kurt Vonnegut writes with beguiling wit and poignant wisdom about his favorite comedians....
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Incredible
- By Anonymous on 11-17-20
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Palm Sunday
- Narrated by: Tom Stechschulte
- Length: 9 hrs and 40 mins
- Release date: 06-23-15
- Language: English
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- By: Kurt Vonnegut
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall67
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Performance63
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Story63
While Mortals Sleep is a collection of 16 short stories, written early in Vonnegut’s career, that further cements his status as an American literary icon....
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old stories before he got to be the KV I've loved
- By Don Singletary on 10-29-11
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While Mortals Sleep
- Unpublished Short Fiction
- Narrated by: Norman Dietz
- Length: 7 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 02-14-11
- Language: English
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