By Lee Anne Wonnacott
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By Lee Anne Wonnacott

When I go to parties I make sure there are no chandeliers hanging from the ceiling. The light fixtures just beg me to come swing from them after I've had a few shots of tequila.
On Mondays I pretend that I'm driving a Bentley Continental GT to work, Tuesdays it's a Baja VW Bug, Wednesdays it's a Nissan Titan, Thursdays it's a Wheego and on Fridays I drive a Lambda. Stereo is always up on 30 and the window is down and I'm rocking.
I don't count steps.
A friend sat me down on the front steps in 1991, kissed my cheek and told me that he would come back from over there. I'm still waiting.

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