Vacationing in sunny Spain. Basking in the warm weather. Watching the waves breaking on the pristine beach. Reveling in the beauty of an exotic, romantic language. Flirting with a gorgeous, mini-skirted hottie at the train station. (Skip that last one. She's a guy.)
Sadly, reality has followed you to Paradise and the Great Truths of life keep slapping you in the face. You can't trust your kids. You can't fool your wife. And you're going to need some ketchup for those chips. Still you ARE in a foreign country and you should remember that everything that happens to you is happening in SPANISH!
To make things easier, this author (who has lived in Spain for thirty years and seen WAY too much) has compiled all the likely scenarios in both Spanish and English. It's wildly funny, even if you've never crossed the Pyrenees and don't intend to. So get on with your bi-lingual adventures. And watch where you're going, you great lummox!