Dreadful is all I can say, like something my 14yr old brother used to turf out at high school a few years back.
Flat 2D uninteresting or just plain silly characters and a poor story with absolutely no depth whatsoever made this a struggle to finish to be honest (any longer than 100 pages and I would have quit as only persevered to the end because I spent £7 or $11 back when it was first published).
Bought this on Amazon.co.uk (as I am in the UK) with it having at least half a dozen 5 star reviews, which honestly, could only have been fake/pseudonym accounts (as funnily enough no other books were reviewed by these people). When I mentioned this in my review, the 5 stars reviews suddenly disappeared.........hmmm, spooky that.
I find this bogus review thing on Amazon really annoying as it defeats the purpose of having reviews at all and it's becoming so prevalent now, that I have to check reviewers history to see if they seem legit.
Wouldn't waste my time reading this even if it was free if I were you.