Unicorn Butt Cops

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Unicorn Butt Cops

By: Chuck Tingle

Narrated by: Sam Rand

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Jeff just can't seem to catch a break. Once a working professional at the top of his game, a string of bad luck has sent Jeff to the gutter, literally, where he struggles to survive as a homeless man on Venice Beach.

Things go from bad to worse when Jeff is caught stealing a carnitas taco, and is promptly chased down by the Unicorn Butt Cops, a new branch of government that specializes in hot, gay, anal poundings on inline skates.

The sentence is for a hardcore, double anal threesome, but little do these unicorn cops know that Jeff is an expert in all things gay and anal, leading to a twist ending that's sure to blow your mind!

This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human-on-unicorn action, including anal, double anal, threesomes, blowjobs, rough sex, and hardcore Unicorn Butt Cop punishment.

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