In Los Angeles, the witches who run Hollywood aren't just a metaphor.

Jake Rodriguez has learned to navigate life as a "toadie" - a human devoted to serving witches. His relationship with the wickedly powerful Lydia keeps him on his toes (when she isn't transforming him into various household items). But when his brother Miguel falls for Cass Summers, a newly awakened witch with creative ideas about interior decoration, Jake discovers that being a toadie was the easy part.

Meanwhile, the LAPD's secret supernatural investigation unit, DASH, is about to learn why mortals should think twice before spying on witch gatherings. In a city where magic flows like expensive wine and witches treat humans as their personal playthings, everyone must decide where their loyalties truly lie - and hope they don't end up as something more intimate than a coffee table for choosing wrong.

Return to a Los Angeles where magic rules supreme, witches play deliciously wicked games, and crossing the wrong sorceress might leave you serving drinks... as the glass.

Just remember: in this town, "witch" is never an insult. It's a promise.

Adult Urban Fantasy with themes of power, submission, and magical transformation. Contains wickedly suggestive content and playfully dark humor. Not recommended for those who fear becoming home decor.