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Glen Phipps

Delray Beach, FL USA
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  • John Carter in 'A Princess of Mars'

  • Barsoom Series, Book 1
  • By: Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Narrated by: Scott Brick
  • Length: 6 hrs and 48 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,476
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,381
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,383

Civil War veteran John Carter is transported to a dying planet, where he must elude capture by giant green barbarians to rescue a Martian princess from certain doom. In this landmark of science fiction, the myths and mystery of the red planet supply a vibrant backdrop for a swashbuckling epic.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • WILD ANIMALS AND WILDER MEN

  • By Jim "The Impatient" on 07-20-16

AT LAST!!!!!!!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 01-07-13

This is the third time I have purchased A Princess Of Mars from Audible. Finally, something worth listening to! Thanky you Tantor Media for finally hiring a good reader.

  • Hounded

  • The Iron Druid Chronicles, Book 1
  • By: Kevin Hearne
  • Narrated by: Luke Daniels
  • Length: 8 hrs and 11 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 21,383
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 19,482
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 19,424

Atticus O’Sullivan, last of the Druids, lives peacefully in Arizona, running an occult bookshop and shape-shifting in his spare time to hunt with his Irish wolfhound. His neighbors and customers think that this handsome, tattooed Irish dude is about twenty-one years old - when in actuality, he’s twenty-one centuries old. Not to mention: He draws his power from the earth, possesses a sharp wit, and wields an even sharper magical sword known as Fragarach, the Answerer. Unfortunately, a very angry Celtic god wants that sword, and he’s hounded Atticus for centuries....

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • WINNING UGLY IS STILL WINNING

  • By Jim "The Impatient" on 04-13-16

Good stuff!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars
Performance
5 out of 5 stars
Story
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 12-23-12

While I was waiting for the next Harry Dresden novel to be published I went looking for something else to listen to. I found this in a sale and gave it a try. I couldn't "put it down". Good story, good action, and a good sense of humor. I am now going to purchase the next 4 audiobooks - oh yeah, and a good reader.

  • Dave Barry's Complete Guide to Guys

  • By: Dave Barry
  • Narrated by: John Ritter
  • Length: 3 hrs and 17 mins
  • Abridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 101
  • Performance
    4 out of 5 stars 47
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 47

The American guy is not to be confused with a husband, father, hunk, or intellectual, says guy expert Dave Barry. Published just in time (the American guy faces extinction due to feminism, the men's movement, and stricter sanitation laws), this guide gives women helpful advice for understanding Him (or It) and offers men useful tips on remembering the names of their children and other dilemmas of life.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • I laughed all the way through

  • By Alan Rither on 08-10-04

Holy Kumquat, it's abridged!

Overall
1 out of 5 stars
Performance
3 out of 5 stars
Story
1 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 10-07-11

Who in their right mind would abridge a book like this! It's one of the funniest books I've ever read - and I always loan to women friends who are having guy problems, they laugh and they learn. After all, the best humor has a lot of truth in it. Abridging this is like cutting out half of a joke and still expecting to be funny. I guess it's my fault. I was so happy to see this audiobook available that I didn't stop to check to see if it was abridged. Don't do it mon!

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • Electric Barracuda

  • By: Tim Dorsey
  • Narrated by: Oliver Wyman
  • Length: 11 hrs and 1 min
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 279
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 194
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 197

Serge Storms, that loveable thermonuclear vigilante and one-stop-Florida-trivia-shop, has been leaving corpses strewn across the Sunshine State for more than a decade. The authorities—especially one tenacious state agent—have begun to notice the exponential body count, and send a police task force to track down Serge. Could his luck finally have run out?

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Another excellent adventure

  • By Ron on 02-06-11

Insanity as an Art Form

Overall
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 07-12-11

After listening to all the Terry Pratchett and Carl Hiaasen that Audible had to offer I was looking for something "interesting". I picked up some Tim Dorsey on a sale. This one is definitely my favorite. It is so insane it's wonderful. In addition to what the other reviewers mentioned it has some of the funniest parenting advice in history regarding a 5 year old boy: "I don't know, give him something with lots of sugar (to drink)", "Hey Serge, he's chewing through the leash". Serge is persued by Mahoney, an FDLE agent trapped in a Raymond Chandler novel who's as least as crazy. And don't forget the Doberman, the most accident prone prime time bounty hunter in history. Lastly, I really like Oliver Wyman as the reader. Serge is a serial killer who refuses to take his medication and drinks multiple pots of coffee each day. Wyman gives Serge a higher pitched and slightly faster voice, which fits nicely with this behavior. Enjoy, it's not your grandmother's humor.

2 of 2 people found this review helpful

  • War of Honor

  • Honor Harrington, Book 10
  • By: David Weber
  • Narrated by: Allyson Johnson
  • Length: 36 hrs and 4 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,385
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,119
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,121

No one wanted another war. Thomas Theisman didn't. Not after risking his life to overthrow the Committee of Public Safety's reign of terror and restore the Republic of Haven's ancient Constitution. Baron High Ridge didn't. The Prime Minister of Manticore was perfectly happy with the war he had. No one was shooting anyone else at the moment, and his government could continue to milk all those "hostilities only" tax measures for their own partisan projects.

  • 2 out of 5 stars
  • Oh my God, it's slow!

  • By Aaron Sher on 03-13-13

Please, no more talking! I'll tell you everything!

Overall
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 04-28-11

The book downloaded in 5 parts. So far I have listened to the first 3 parts and almost nothing has happened except conversation and exposition. A good editor could have saved this book.

5 of 11 people found this review helpful

  • A Princess of Mars

  • By: Edgar Rice Burroughs
  • Narrated by: Dennis McKee
  • Length: 6 hrs and 56 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    3.5 out of 5 stars 27
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 7
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 8

Suddenly projected to Mars, John Carter finds himself the captive of the savage green men of Thark. With him is the lovely Dejah Thoris, Princess of Helium. And between them and rescue lie a thousand miles of deadly enemies and unknown dangers.

  • 1 out of 5 stars
  • bad reader

  • By Amy on 03-02-05

DEVO reads Burroughs

Overall
2 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-12-11

Ay Chihuahua! Can't anybody read like a normal human being! I panned the first Princess of Mars because the reader affected a really bad southern accent for John Carter. Now, in this version the reader does a good voice for Carter and the exposition, but, all other characters sound like Hollywood savages - a slow halting "Me no want bad thing to happen" kind of voice. NOTICE: I will pay a bounty to anyone who can deliver a version of this book that sounds like it was read by a normal intelligent human being. ARRRGGGHH!!!!

  • Unseen Academicals: Discworld #32

  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Stephen Briggs
  • Length: 12 hrs and 42 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,700
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 1,152
  • Story
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,161

Football has come to the ancient city of Ankh-Morpork - not the old-fashioned, grubby pushing and shoving, but the new, fast football with pointy hats for goalposts and balls that go gloing when you drop them. And now, the wizards of Unseen University must win a football match, without using magic, so they're in the mood for trying everything else.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Another good book from Pratchett

  • By Benny S on 11-03-09

Pure Pratchett - a stealth classic.

Overall
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-01-10

The first time I listened to this I dismissed it as not one of his best - nothing of consequence was happening; no wars, murders, dragons etc. But when I listened to it again with out the expectation of momentous events, I was enchanted. Pratchett's humor and love for his quirky characters comes through on every page. This is very much worth a quiet listen.

  • Thief of Time

  • Discworld, Book 26
  • By: Terry Pratchett
  • Narrated by: Stephen Briggs
  • Length: 10 hrs and 52 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4.5 out of 5 stars 1,566
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 1,224
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 1,223

Time is a resource. Everyone knows it has to be managed. And on the Discworld that is the job of the Monks of History, who store it and pump it from the places where it's wasted (like the underwater; how much time does a codfish need?) to places like cities, where there's never enough time.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • A welcome re-recording.

  • By Glen Phipps on 02-01-10

A welcome re-recording.

Overall
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-01-10

The original recording of this story used an ensemble cast that had as much feel for the material as a centipede does for a bicycle. I'm annoyed that I had to purchase this audiobook twice, but I'm glad that I finally got a good reading of an excellent story. If, like me, you purchased the original recording, buy this. You'll be glad you did.

20 of 21 people found this review helpful

  • The Stupidest Angel

  • A Heartwarming Tale of Christmas Terror
  • By: Christopher Moore
  • Narrated by: Tony Roberts
  • Length: 6 hrs and 6 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    4 out of 5 stars 1,781
  • Performance
    4.5 out of 5 stars 940
  • Story
    4 out of 5 stars 942

Twas the night (okay, more like the week) before Christmas, and all through Pine Cove, California, people are busy buying, wrapping, packing, and generally getting into the holiday spirit.

  • 5 out of 5 stars
  • Another Pine Cove winner

  • By colleen on 03-29-12

Pine Cove rises again.

Overall
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 03-13-09

This is the third novel Moore has written about Pine Cove, the previous being Practical Demonkeeping and The Lust Lizard of Melancholy Cove. While Moore is an absolute master of off-kilter humor, his novels sometimes lack simple humanity. You just don't care about the characters; sort of a mild case of Douglas Adams disease. In the Pine Cove novels Moore has developed a cast of off-beat characters that you truly care about, while telling their story with his charcteristic humor.

Angel and the other Pine Cove novels don't have the sharp edge of Dirty Job, but they are somehow more enjoyable. I will reread this before I reread Dirty Job. Maybe its just a nicer place to be.

7 of 7 people found this review helpful

  • Small Favor

  • The Dresden Files, Book 10
  • By: Jim Butcher
  • Narrated by: James Marsters
  • Length: 13 hrs and 47 mins
  • Unabridged
  • Overall
    5 out of 5 stars 13,934
  • Performance
    5 out of 5 stars 12,127
  • Story
    5 out of 5 stars 12,079

No one's tried to kill Harry Dresden for almost an entire year, and his life finally seems to be calming down. For once, the future looks fairly bright. But the past casts one hell of a long shadow.

  • 4 out of 5 stars
  • Missing 2 minutes of audio!

  • By Daniel Eggert on 12-15-15

Finally, hooray!

Overall
5 out of 5 stars

Reviewed: 02-06-09

After I had major surgery in 2005 a thoughtful friend gave me a box of books to occupy my recovery at home. Tucked in the box was the first 4 books in the Dresden Files, as the books are known. To this day I still remember my delight at discovering how much fun they were to read, and still are.

Harry Dresden is a great twist on the two-bit private eye. Like a typical P.I., he packs a gun and he works for peanuts (or sometimes pizza). He also packs a wizard's staff and gets involved with things Sam Spade never imagined.

As the series has evolved Dresden and his world have developed so well and clearly that I know his world as well as my own.

DO NOT judge the books by the Sci-Fi channel series, which did reeketh mightily. This is great!

My only complaint is that this, Audible's first offering of a Dresden story, is book 10 in the series. First time "readers" would benefit from listening to the stories in order, since each, to varying degrees, does build on the stories before.

Hey Audible, PLEASE give us the rest of the stories, unabridged. Thanks for this one.

15 of 16 people found this review helpful