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Bestsellers
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
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I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis on 06-29-19
By: Mona Awad
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Murder Your Employer
- The McMasters Guide to Homicide
- By: Rupert Holmes
- Narrated by: Neil Patrick Harris, Simon Vance
- Length: 14 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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From author Rupert Holmes comes a devilish thriller with a killer concept: The McMasters Conservatory for the Applied Arts, a luxurious, clandestine college dedicated to the fine art of murder where earnest students study how best to “delete” their most deserving victim....
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Great idea; not so great book
- By Michael Ferris on 03-06-23
By: Rupert Holmes
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Everyone in My Family Has Killed Someone
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch
- Length: 9 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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Everyone in my family has killed someone. Some of us, the high achievers, have killed more than once. I’m not trying to be dramatic, but it is the truth. Some of us are good, others are bad, and some just unfortunate....
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No
- By SB on 01-17-23
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Catch-22
- By: Joseph Heller
- Narrated by: Jay O. Sanders
- Length: 19 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Set in Italy during World War II, this is the story of the incomparable, malingering bombardier Yossarian, a hero who is furious because thousands of people he has never met are trying to kill him....
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Stop randomly adding music
- By Kenneth S. Clark on 08-31-18
By: Joseph Heller
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Everyone on This Train Is a Suspect
- A Novel
- By: Benjamin Stevenson
- Narrated by: Barton Welch, Megan Smart
- Length: 8 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall
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Performance
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When the Australian Mystery Writers’ Society invited me to their crime-writing festival aboard the Ghan, the famous train between Darwin and Adelaide, I was hoping for some inspiration for my second book....
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Can we get more mysteries that follow the 10 rules?
- By Melissa on 03-04-24
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My Year of Rest and Relaxation
- By: Ottessa Moshfegh
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan
- Length: 7 hrs and 14 mins
- Unabridged
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Our narrator should be happy, shouldn't she? She's young, thin, pretty, a recent Columbia graduate; she works an easy job at a hip art gallery and lives in an apartment on the Upper East Side....
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I love it...
- By Claudia Gallegos on 07-12-18
By: Ottessa Moshfegh
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Bunny
- A Novel
- By: Mona Awad
- Narrated by: Sophie Amoss
- Length: 11 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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The Vegetarian meets Heathers in this darkly funny, seductively strange novel about a lonely graduate student drawn into a clique of rich girls who seem to move and speak as one....
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Chuck Palahniuk in Pearls and Ballet Flats
- By Arlis on 06-29-19
By: Mona Awad
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume One
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 8 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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Drunk customers. Shoplifting raccoons. Otherworldly visitors. As night shift clerk at the 24-hour gas station at the edge of town, Jack has pretty much seen it all....
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???
- By Avery Adair on 11-27-23
By: Jack Townsend
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The Winner
- A Novel
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor O’Toole has never been anywhere as casually glamorous as Cutters Neck, a gated community near Cape Cod....
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Pretty Good
- By Suzanna on 06-04-24
By: Teddy Wayne
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Swiped
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen Turner has made a bloody mess of her life. She recently broke up with the best man she’s ever known for reasons even she can’t admit to herself. Along with too much cheap wine and bad reality TV, Gwen turns to a dating app to help fill the void in her life....
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loved the premise
- By K. Elle Kinsey on 05-31-24
By: L.M. Chilton
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Tales from the Gas Station: Volume Two
- By: Jack Townsend
- Narrated by: MrCreepyPasta
- Length: 9 hrs and 16 mins
- Unabridged
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Jack is back to work, trying his best to keep out of trouble. But when his chain-smoking coworker discovers a mysterious radio signal revealing the guarded secrets of their town, Jack will learn that an annoying new dayshift manager is far from the worst of his problems....
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Addicting
- By Mo Bijold on 06-06-24
By: Jack Townsend
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youthjuice
- By: E.K. Sathue
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Outrageous, hilarious, and indulgently nasty, youthjuice is American Psycho for It-girls, a horror Devil Wears Prada for the goop generation....
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A deft look at the beauty industry
- By Amazon Customer on 06-06-24
By: E.K. Sathue
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Haunted
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Scott Brick, Marc Cashman, Erik Davies, and others
- Length: 13 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Haunted by Chuck Palahniuk is a novel made up of stories: 23 of them, to be precise. Twenty-three of the most horrifying, hilarious, mind-blowing, stomach-churning tales....
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True Horror -- Not for the faint of heart, stomach
- By Dominique on 05-24-05
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Pronto
- By: Elmore Leonard
- Narrated by: Alexander Adams
- Length: 5 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The feds want Miami bookmaker Harry Arno to squeal on his wiseguy boss....
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Great character, even better dialogue!
- By Ron on 11-15-11
By: Elmore Leonard
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Sorrow and Bliss
- A Novel
- By: Meg Mason
- Narrated by: Emilia Fox
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Martha Friel just turned forty. Once, she worked at Vogue and planned to write a novel. Now, she creates internet content. She used to live in a pied-à-terre in Paris....
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Very Disappointed -- 2.75 Stars
- By Sharlotte on 06-07-21
By: Meg Mason
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I'm Starting to Worry About This Black Box of Doom
- A Novel
- By: Jason Pargin
- Narrated by: Ari Fliakos
- Length: 12 hrs and 21 mins
- Unabridged
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Outside Los Angeles, a driver pulls up to find a young woman sitting on a large black box. She offers him $200,000 cash to transport her and that box across the country, to Washington, DC. But there are rules....
By: Jason Pargin
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Caverns and Creatures: Volume I (Books 1-4)
- By: Robert Bevan
- Narrated by: Jonathan Sleep
- Length: 32 hrs and 43 mins
- Unabridged
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Swords. Sorcery. Dick Jokes. Truly do the gods smile upon you, dear listener, for the first four books in the hilarious Caverns and Creatures series are now available in one audiobook set. Join Tim, Dave, Julian, and Cooper as they are thrown into a hostile fantasy world....
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A great listen, but don't listen while in public!
- By Jonathan on 06-26-19
By: Robert Bevan
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Post Office
- A Novel
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 4 hrs and 32 mins
- Unabridged
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"It began as a mistake." By middle age, Henry Chinaski has lost more than 12 years of his life to the U.S. Postal Service.....
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Not his best, but still Bukowski
- By ibillinsly@gmail on 02-05-18
By: Charles Bukowski
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Victim
- A Novel
- By: Andrew Boryga
- Narrated by: Anthony Rey Perez
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Javier Perez is a hustler from a family of hustlers. He learns from an early age how to play the game to his own advantage, how his background—murdered drug dealer dad, single cash-strapped mom, best friend serving time for gang activity—can be a key to doors he didn’t even know existed.
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Lots of layers. Perfect narration of a point-of-view that becomes increasingly convincing as the story develops
- By Anonymous User on 04-30-24
By: Andrew Boryga
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Swamp Story
- A Novel
- By: Dave Barry
- Narrated by: Dave Barry
- Length: 7 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Jesse Braddock is trapped in a tiny cabin deep in the Everglades with her infant daughter and her ex-boyfriend, a wannabe reality TV star who turned out to be a lot prettier on the outside than on the inside....
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Don’t waste your credit
- By Cat Mom on 05-13-23
By: Dave Barry
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Friends in Napa
- A Novel
- By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, Mindy Kaling - introduction
- Narrated by: Soneela Nankani
- Length: 9 hrs and 5 mins
- Unabridged
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Six old friends descend on Napa Valley for a luxurious weekend of fine wine and good times…until old tensions simmer to the surface. So much can go wrong in this dark comedy by the author of The Goddess Effect....
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Not the mystery I was looking for
- By Kelly Thompson on 04-08-24
By: Sheila Yasmin Marikar, and others
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Choke
- By: Chuck Palahniuk
- Narrated by: Chuck Palahniuk
- Length: 7 hrs and 10 mins
- Unabridged
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Victor Mancini, a medical school dropout, is an antihero for our deranged times. Needing to pay elder care for his mother, Victor has devised an ingenious scam: He pretends to choke on pieces of food while dining in upscale restaurants....
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Oh please, not another abridged!!!
- By Pamela on 10-26-03
By: Chuck Palahniuk
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Interesting Facts About Space
- A Novel
- By: Emily Austin
- Narrated by: Natalie Naudus
- Length: 8 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Enid is obsessed with space. She can tell you all about black holes and their ability to spaghettify you without batting an eye in fear. Her one major phobia? Bald men. But she tries to keep that one under wraps....
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Interesting Facts About Enid
- By Maryanne T. on 03-21-24
By: Emily Austin
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Bad Men
- By: Julie Mae Cohen
- Narrated by: Nathalie Buscombe
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet the most irresistible serial killer of the year in award-winning author Julie Mae Cohen’s twisty feminist thriller that’s as wickedly fun as it is lethal....
By: Julie Mae Cohen
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost
- A Novel
- By: Joanna Wallace
- Narrated by: Fiona Hardingham
- Length: 9 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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You'd Look Better as a Ghost follows the trials and tribulations of Claire, a part-time serial killer, who is keen to keep her favorite hobby a secret—despite the efforts of a determined blackmailer....
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Great main character!! And Perfect Title for a book.
- By MarilynB2012 on 05-30-24
By: Joanna Wallace
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Bone in the Throat
- By: Anthony Bourdain
- Narrated by: Kaleo Griffith
- Length: 8 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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When up-and-coming chef Tommy Pagana settles for a less than glamorous stint at his uncle's restaurant in Manhattan's Little Italy, he unwittingly finds himself a partner in big-time crime....
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Very unique culinary-based mafia story
- By Marisa Jarka on 12-21-18
By: Anthony Bourdain
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100% Match
- By: Patrick C. Harrison III
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 1 hr and 14 mins
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Bart is 30. He is bald. He is overweight. He wears glasses. He is a fry cook. He hates cats. And kids. Bart occasionally does very bad things. He is looking for his perfect match. He has done his research....
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Not what I was expecting
- By Juan Angel on 02-05-24
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The Tome of Bill Series: Books 5-8
- Goddamned Freaky Monsters, Half A Prayer, The Wicked Dead, The Last Coven
- By: Rick Gualtieri
- Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Length: 55 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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This omnibus edition contains the final four books of the bestselling Tome of Bill series. Bill Ryder is an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of supernatural horrors....
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An enjoyable series!
- By Charles R Smith on 03-31-21
By: Rick Gualtieri
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The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4
- By: Rick Gualtieri
- Narrated by: Christopher John Fetherolf
- Length: 33 hrs and 35 mins
- Unabridged
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Recently turned vampire Bill Ryder is having a hard time taking this supernatural shit seriously. Too bad the ancient horrors lurking in the shadows don’t particularly like his attitude....
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Incel nerd MC
- By KC on 04-15-23
By: Rick Gualtieri
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Women
- A Novel
- By: Charles Bukowski
- Narrated by: Christian Baskous
- Length: 10 hrs and 27 mins
- Unabridged
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Low-life writer and unrepentant alcoholic Henry Chinaski was born to survive...
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Don't start your Bukowski journey here
- By I Ate Your Pug For Lunch and It was Tasty on 03-19-14
By: Charles Bukowski
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Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules (Unabridged Selections)
- By: Edited by David Sedaris
- Narrated by: David Sedaris, Mary-Louise Parker, Cherry Jones
- Length: 2 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Children Playing Before a Statue of Hercules is a collection of short stories, some classic, others impending, selected and introduced by David Sedaris....
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Great stories but only 5 of 17 are included
- By Terri Kirk on 07-13-12
New and included in membership
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Hit Job
- By: Eric Cunningham, Achilles Stamatelaky, Lauren Gurganous
- Narrated by: Keke Palmer, Pete Davidson, full cast
- Original Recording
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Hit Job follows Brynn Morris (Palmer), an aspiring artist desperate for a job to help her ailing grandmother.
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Fun stuff!
- By Anonymous User on 04-23-21
New releases
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Service Model
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Charles™, the latest in robot servant technology. Programmed to undertake the most menial household chores, Charles is loyal, efficient and logical to a fault. That is, until a rather large fault causes him to murder his owner. Understandably perplexed, Charles finds himself without a master – therefore worthless in a society utterly reliant on artificial labour and services.
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The Dog Park Detectives
- By: Blake Mara
- Narrated by: Patricia Rodriguez, Rose Akroyd, Richard Attlee, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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When friends Louise and Irina find a dead body in the local park whilst walking their dogs, they are soon drawn into the mystery of who murdered local entrepreneur Phil Creasey. Phil used to be a member of their dog walking community – nicknamed The Pack – until the death of his cockapoo, and The Pack feel they owe it to Phil to investigate his death. With Louise and Irina leading the charge, they soon come up against local drug dealers, stolen cars and a disturbing incident of poisoned dog biscuits.
By: Blake Mara
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Rabbits
- By: Hugo Rifkind
- Narrated by: Andrew Watson
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Tommo has just started at a new school—a training ground for the Scottish elite—when his friend Johnnie's brother is found dead in a Land Rover on a Highland farm. There's a shotgun at his feet. Nobody seems clear about what has happened, least of all Tommo. A child of the middle class, and with new independence thrust upon him, Tommo finds himself invited into fading crumbling houses. It's the early nineties and this elite is struggling for relevance. Alienated from the mainstream, and running low on inherited wealth, his peers have retreated into snobbery and fatalism.
By: Hugo Rifkind
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Allow Me to Introduce Myself
- By: Onyi Nwabineli
- Narrated by: Nneka Okoye
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Anuri's stepmother, Ophelia, is the ultimate 'mumfluencer'. Throughout Anuri's childhood, she catalogued every minute, milestone and carefully curated family outing on social media, cultivating a devoted—and sizable—following. Now twenty-five years old, life looks pretty perfect on the outside. Ophelia's fans could be forgiven for wondering why Anuri spends much of her time insulting men online for money, battling the call of alcohol, running from a PhD application, and reminding herself that she is now allowed to choose her own outfits.
By: Onyi Nwabineli
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The Winner
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor is a recent graduate from a law school no one has heard of. Without any job prospects and needing to support his chronically ill mother, he takes a summer job teaching tennis at the affluent gated community of Cutters Neck, Massachusetts. One of his first students is Catherine, a magnetic divorcée keen to hire him for more than advice on her serve. What begins as a transactional arrangement soon develops into an intoxicating sexual relationship. Things become even more complicated when Conor encounters Emily, with whom he has his first taste of real intimacy.
By: Teddy Wayne
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How It Works Out
- By: Myriam Lacroix
- Narrated by: Lucy Ellis, Anika Venkatesh
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Myriam and Allison fall in love at a show in a run-down punk house, their relationship begins to unfold through a series of hypotheticals. What if they became mothers by finding a baby in an alley? What if the only cure for Myriam’s depression was Allison’s flesh? What if they were B-list celebrities, famous for writing a book about building healthy lesbian relationships? How much darker - or sexier - would their dynamic be if one were a power-hungry CEO, and the other her lowly employee?
By: Myriam Lacroix
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Service Model
- By: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Narrated by: Adrian Tchaikovsky
- Length: 12 hrs and 20 mins
- Unabridged
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Meet Charles™, the latest in robot servant technology. Programmed to undertake the most menial household chores, Charles is loyal, efficient and logical to a fault. That is, until a rather large fault causes him to murder his owner. Understandably perplexed, Charles finds himself without a master – therefore worthless in a society utterly reliant on artificial labour and services.
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The Dog Park Detectives
- By: Blake Mara
- Narrated by: Patricia Rodriguez, Rose Akroyd, Richard Attlee, and others
- Length: 9 hrs and 12 mins
- Unabridged
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When friends Louise and Irina find a dead body in the local park whilst walking their dogs, they are soon drawn into the mystery of who murdered local entrepreneur Phil Creasey. Phil used to be a member of their dog walking community – nicknamed The Pack – until the death of his cockapoo, and The Pack feel they owe it to Phil to investigate his death. With Louise and Irina leading the charge, they soon come up against local drug dealers, stolen cars and a disturbing incident of poisoned dog biscuits.
By: Blake Mara
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Rabbits
- By: Hugo Rifkind
- Narrated by: Andrew Watson
- Length: 9 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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Tommo has just started at a new school—a training ground for the Scottish elite—when his friend Johnnie's brother is found dead in a Land Rover on a Highland farm. There's a shotgun at his feet. Nobody seems clear about what has happened, least of all Tommo. A child of the middle class, and with new independence thrust upon him, Tommo finds himself invited into fading crumbling houses. It's the early nineties and this elite is struggling for relevance. Alienated from the mainstream, and running low on inherited wealth, his peers have retreated into snobbery and fatalism.
By: Hugo Rifkind
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Allow Me to Introduce Myself
- By: Onyi Nwabineli
- Narrated by: Nneka Okoye
- Length: 10 hrs and 7 mins
- Unabridged
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Anuri's stepmother, Ophelia, is the ultimate 'mumfluencer'. Throughout Anuri's childhood, she catalogued every minute, milestone and carefully curated family outing on social media, cultivating a devoted—and sizable—following. Now twenty-five years old, life looks pretty perfect on the outside. Ophelia's fans could be forgiven for wondering why Anuri spends much of her time insulting men online for money, battling the call of alcohol, running from a PhD application, and reminding herself that she is now allowed to choose her own outfits.
By: Onyi Nwabineli
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The Winner
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor is a recent graduate from a law school no one has heard of. Without any job prospects and needing to support his chronically ill mother, he takes a summer job teaching tennis at the affluent gated community of Cutters Neck, Massachusetts. One of his first students is Catherine, a magnetic divorcée keen to hire him for more than advice on her serve. What begins as a transactional arrangement soon develops into an intoxicating sexual relationship. Things become even more complicated when Conor encounters Emily, with whom he has his first taste of real intimacy.
By: Teddy Wayne
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How It Works Out
- By: Myriam Lacroix
- Narrated by: Lucy Ellis, Anika Venkatesh
- Length: 6 hrs and 30 mins
- Unabridged
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When Myriam and Allison fall in love at a show in a run-down punk house, their relationship begins to unfold through a series of hypotheticals. What if they became mothers by finding a baby in an alley? What if the only cure for Myriam’s depression was Allison’s flesh? What if they were B-list celebrities, famous for writing a book about building healthy lesbian relationships? How much darker - or sexier - would their dynamic be if one were a power-hungry CEO, and the other her lowly employee?
By: Myriam Lacroix
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Momentarily Immortal
- By: Kyle McIntyre, Rafael Meir
- Narrated by: Jeremy Michael Durm
- Length: 13 hrs and 51 mins
- Unabridged
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Kay and Matt—disenfranchised, manic depressive pagan deity assassins, cult busters, and office drones, real "all-in-one" employees of the clandestine, Pan-Abrahamaic conglomerate known as CrossTech. You might conjure up an exciting, high-octane fantasy over such a profession, but in reality they are not so different from you. They mostly file reports, attend seemingly pointless meetings, and have to explain every decision they dare make outside of the chain of command to an uncaring, angelic manager, and his self-important, weaselly assistant.
By: Kyle McIntyre, and others
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youthjuice
- By: E.K. Sathue
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 7 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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From Sophia Bannion’s first day on the Storytelling team at HEBE, a luxury skincare/wellness company based in New York City’s glitziest neighborhood, it’s clear something is deeply amiss. But Sophia, pushing thirty with plenty of skeletons in her closet next to the designer knock-offs, doesn’t care. Though she leads an outwardly charmed life, she aches for a deeper meaning to her flat existence—and a cure for her brutal nail-biting habit. She finds it all and more at HEBE, and with Tree Whitestone, HEBE’s charismatic, sinister founder and CEO.
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A deft look at the beauty industry
- By Amazon Customer on 06-06-24
By: E.K. Sathue
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Brat
- A Novel
- By: Gabriel Smith
- Narrated by: Gabriel Smith
- Length: 5 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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We meet our ill-tempered protagonist—the story’s titular “brat”—at a low moment, but not yet at rock bottom. The Gabriel of the novel is mourning the death of his father as well as a recent breakup and struggling to finish writing his second book. Alone and aimless, he agrees to move back into his parents’ house to clear it out for sale. Here, the clichés end.
By: Gabriel Smith
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Deadish
- A Hilarious Behind the Scenes Novel About Surviving Hospital Politics
- By: Alex Lancer
- Narrated by: Gill Mills
- Length: 7 hrs and 57 mins
- Unabridged
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Deadish is a delightful blend of dark humor and absurdism that celebrates the medical world while poking fun at hospital bureaucracy. Rife with silly office politics, medical misadventures, and stories told after one too many drinks, you'll follow the lives of Ashley and Chris, two junior surgeons at Serenity Hospital, as they struggle with domineering management, awkward patient encounters, and unintentionally amusing events that make you want to laugh out loud.
By: Alex Lancer
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Almost Family
- A Novel
- By: Ann Bancroft
- Narrated by: Suzanne Buirgy
- Length: 9 hrs and 53 mins
- Unabridged
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Liz Millanova has stage four cancer, a grown daughter who doesn’t speak to her, and obsessive memories of a relationship that tore apart her marriage.
By: Ann Bancroft
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The Winner
- A Novel
- By: Teddy Wayne
- Narrated by: Charlie Thurston
- Length: 9 hrs and 8 mins
- Unabridged
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Conor O’Toole has never been anywhere as casually glamorous as Cutters Neck, a gated community near Cape Cod. It’s a sweet deal for the summer: free lodging in a guest cottage in exchange for tennis lessons, luxuriously far from the cramped Yonkers apartment he shares with his diabetic mother.
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Pretty Good
- By Suzanna on 06-04-24
By: Teddy Wayne
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After Birth
- By: Elisa Albert
- Narrated by: Cindy Kay
- Length: 6 hrs and 9 mins
- Unabridged
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A year has passed since Ari gave birth to Walker, though it went so badly awry she has trouble calling it “birth” and still she can't locate herself in her altered universe. Amid the strange, disjointed rhythms of her days and nights and another impending winter in upstate New York, Ari is a tree without roots, struggling to keep her branches aloft. When Mina, a one-time cult musician—older, self-contained, alone, and nine-months pregnant—moves to town, Ari sees the possibility of a new friend, despite her unfortunate habit of generally mistrusting women.
By: Elisa Albert
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Toxic
- By: Helga Flatland, Matt Bagguley - translator
- Narrated by: Luke R. Francis, Charlotte Worthing
- Length: 8 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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When Mathilde is forced to leave her teaching job in Oslo after her relationship with 18-year-old Jacob is exposed, she flees to the countryside for a more authentic life. Her new home is a quiet cottage on the outskirts of a dairy farm run by Andres and Johs, whose hobbies include playing the fiddle and telling folktales - many of them about female rebellion and disobedience, and seeking justice, whatever it takes. But beneath the surface of the apparently friendly and peaceful pastoral surface of the farm, something darker and less harmonic starts to vibrate.
By: Helga Flatland, and others
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You May Now Kill the Bride
- By: Kate Weston
- Narrated by: Helen Reuben
- Length: 10 hrs and 15 mins
- Unabridged
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Lauren, Saskia, Dominica, Farah and Tansy have been friends since nursery. They wonder if that was the last time they all actually liked each other. Reunited as bridesmaids at Tansy's spiritual hen party in the woods, it doesn't take long before old grudges begin to surface. Not to mention the secret they've been hiding for twenty years. But what starts as a weekend of macramé and penis straws ends in murder when Tansy chokes to death on a poisoned cacao. And as the body count keeps climbing, the friends realise that one of their group must be the killer - and they need to watch their backs.
By: Kate Weston
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Swiped
- A Novel
- By: L.M. Chilton
- Narrated by: Georgia Maguire
- Length: 8 hrs and 46 mins
- Unabridged
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Gwen Turner has made a bloody mess of her life. She recently broke up with the best man she’s ever known for reasons even she can’t admit to herself. Along with too much cheap wine and bad reality TV, Gwen turns to a dating app to help fill the void in her life. Swiping through the few eligible bachelors left in town, she spends her evenings out on one disastrous date after another. But when a string of murders suddenly occurs in her small coastal English city, she’s shocked by the connection between each of the victims—they’ve all been on a date with her.
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loved the premise
- By K. Elle Kinsey on 05-31-24
By: L.M. Chilton
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The Seminarian
- By: Hart Hanson
- Narrated by: Evan Sibley
- Length: 9 hrs and 56 mins
- Unabridged
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Xavier “Priest” Priestly is a snarky former seminarian turned private investigator. Dusty Queen is a hard-as-nails professional stuntwoman and freelance bodyguard. When Dusty’s girlfriend suddenly disappears, a woman in a strange blue wig tries to assassinate Priest, and a twelve-year-old boy shows up claiming to be his son, the two friends are thrown into a maelstrom of intrigue and high-stakes violence that’s as convoluted and dangerous as it is hilarious. Thankfully, Priest and Dusty don’t have to navigate these tangled mysteries alone.
By: Hart Hanson
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The Hack
- A Satirical Comedy
- By: Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 7 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Get ready for a hilarious and satirical ride with 'The Hack' by Moses Yuriyvich Mikheyev, now available in paperback. Follow the story of Max McMillan, a renowned author who seems to have it all - fame, luxury and millions of Instagram followers. But his life is filled with constant disasters and it seems like he's out for self-destruction. Things take an unexpected turn when Max discovers that his best friend Jack is losing his wife to cancer. Driven by empathy and compassion, Max decides to risk everything in order to help them out. This unclassifiable yet undeniably interesting book ...