Blotto, Twinks
Books in series6
UNABRIDGED
(3.8 based on 47 ratings)
  • 1
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  • 4
    Blotto, Twinks and the Bootlegger's Moll | Simon Brett

    Blotto, Twinks and the Bootlegger's Moll

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Simon Brett
    • Narrated By Simon Brett
    Overall
    (18)
    Performance
    (17)
    Story
    (17)

    Due to financial hardships at Tawcester Towers, the Dowager Duchess has decreed that the only way the family fortunes can be restored is to marry Blotto off...to an American! Reluctantly, Blotto, together with Twinks and his trusty chauffeur Corky Froggett set sail.

    And I do like Simon Brett!

    I imagine this was written for the US market and a teen audience.

    Not much story. But lots of action

    Silly 'over the top' narrati..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 18 2013 by Sandy (BUCKETTY, Australia)
  • 5
    Blotto, Twinks and the Riddle of the Sphinx | Simon Brett

    Blotto, Twinks and the Riddle of the Sphinx

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Simon Brett
    • Narrated By Simon Brett
    Overall
    (23)
    Performance
    (21)
    Story
    (22)

    The Dowager Duchess has decided to sell off the less important family possessions. Blotto and Twinks are dispatched to help the valuer. He spies some Egyptian artifacts and in some excitement rushes back to London, leaving Blotto and Twinks alone in the attic, where they are drawn to a sarchophagus decorated with hieroglyphs. Twinks starts to translate: "Anyone who desecrates this shrine will be visited by the Pharoah's curse..." - just as Blotto prises the lid off.

    Verry funny

    Loved this book but after reading some of the reviews on goodreads I though I'd make it clear - it's a comedy, not a murder mystery, if you don't like..Show More »

    Reviewed on April 13 2014 by Anna (Tomball, TX, United States)
  • 6
    Blotto, Twinks and the Heir to the Tsar | Simon Brett

    Blotto, Twinks and the Heir to the Tsar

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Simon Brett
    • Narrated By Simon Brett
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (6)
    Performance
    (6)
    Story
    (5)

    Tawcester Towers, the family seat of the Lyminster family, has suffered an unwelcome injection of distant cousins - so distant that they aren't even British! Count Igor and Count Lyudmilla Bashusky had to flee Russia after the Revolution and have spent the intervening years building up debts in the hotels of Europe's capitals and sponging off ever more exasperated (and distant) relatives.

    Love Blotto and Twinks

    With Twinks brains and Blotto's cricket bat no problem is insurmountable. Simon Brett is the perfect narrator for these zany tales.

    Reviewed on April 05 2016 by Amazon Customer ()