Fat Vampire
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(4.5 based on 22 ratings)
  • 1

    Fat Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal, VOplanet Studios
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    When overweight treadmill salesman Reginald Baskin finally meets a co-worker who doesn't make fun of him, it's just his own bad luck that tech guy Maurice turns out to be a two thousand-year-old vampire. And when Maurice turns Reginald to save his life, it's just Reginald's own further bad luck that he wakes up to discover he's become the slowest, weakest, most out-of-shape vampire ever born, doomed to "heal" to his corpulent self for all of eternity.

    colleen says: "Amusing concept"
    Amusing concept

    I really like the idea of an overweight vampire. It's fresh and new and it promises something different. Alhough it was original it really didn't take..Show More »

    Reviewed on April 30 2014 by colleen (ANCHORAGE, AK, United States)
  • 2

    Tastes like Chicken: Fat Vampire, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal, VOplanet Studios
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    (3)
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    It's been six months since fast-food-addicted Reginald Baskin was turned into a vampire too fat to live peacefully amongst the glamorous undead - six months in which Reginald and his 2,000-year-old maker Maurice have learned that power doesn't equal popularity. Sure, Maurice is now calling the shots, but the Council is up to new and dirty tricks, threatening to once again upset the balance...

    Conrad says: "Funny short story, but not the stupid kinda funny"
    Funny short story, but not the stupid kinda funny

    I love vampires, zombies, werewolves, etc. so its in the top 3 categories I guess.

    Reviewed on September 25 2014 by Conrad (Midland, TX, United States)
  • 3

    All You Can Eat: Fat Vampire, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Johnny B. Truant
    • Narrated By Matt Josdal
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    Following the infamous "Ring of Fire" incident, the world's vampires are in a state of panic. Having been commanded by their creators to restore a better balance between humans and vampires, panicked bloodsuckers everywhere have begun "restoring" in the best ways they know -- by killing huge numbers of humans and turning the rest.

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