The Tome of Bill
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  • 1
    Bill the Vampire | Rick Gualtieri

    Bill the Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

    imagine howard stern as a vampire
    Reviewed on March 03 2013 by Mike Naka (VA)
  • 2
    Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2 | Rick Gualtieri

    Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

    More of the same

    Funny, light-hearted, silly.

    Reviewed on August 16 2013 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)
  • 3
    The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 | Rick Gualtieri

    The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy.

    The title says it all.

    Yes. it was funny and I enjoyed it. The humor is good and I like the way the series pokes fun at all the tropes that have taken over all the other vam..Show More »

    Reviewed on August 16 2013 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)
  • 4
    Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill) | Rick Gualtieri

    Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

    Bill is starting to grow up, but just a little...

    I would listen to this book again. This is mainly because it seems to be a bridge book for future novels. The character's are being developed a bit mo..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 09 2013 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)
  • 5
    Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, Book 5 | Rick Gualtieri

    Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
    Overall
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    Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

    Good, but mainly a transition story

    This is the 5th book in the Tome of Bill series. Getting right to the point, if you liked the previous books in this series you will like this one as ..Show More »

    Reviewed on August 13 2014 by Cliff (madison, MS, United States)