Middle School
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(4.3 based on 299 ratings)
  • 1
    Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    Rafe Khatchadorian has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if only he can pull it off: With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway = 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points! But when Rafe's game starts to catch up with him, he'll have to decide if winning is all that matters.

    Great book

    I liked this book a lot. I'm now going to read the second book in this series.
    I'm an 11-year-old boy who would rather be outside than read.

    Reviewed on November 01 2013 by Matt (HAMPSTEAD, NC, United States)
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    Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life | James Patterson

    Middle School: The Worst Years of My Life

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By James Patterson
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    Rafe Kane has enough problems at home without throwing his first year of middle school into the mix. Luckily, he's got an ace plan for the best year ever, if he can pull it off. With his best friend Leonardo the Silent awarding him points, Rafe tries to break every rule in his school's oppressive Code of Conduct. Chewing gum in class - 5,000 points! Running in the hallway - 10,000 points! Pulling the fire alarm - 50,000 points!

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  • 2
    Get Me Out of Here!: Middle School, Book 2 | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Get Me Out of Here!: Middle School, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.

    Get Me Out of Here!

    I kinda like this audiobook it is kinda weird and stupid
    And it's the weirdest audiobook I ever listened to

    Reviewed on October 30 2015 by Cooper & Carter Levine ()
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    Middle School: Get Me Out of Here! | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Middle School: Get Me Out of Here!

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    After sixth grade, the very worst year of his life, Rafe Khatchadorian thinks he has it made in seventh grade. He's been accepted to art school in the big city and imagines a math-and-history-free fun zone. Wrong! It's more competitive than Rafe ever expected, and to score big in class, he needs to find a way to turn his boring life into the inspiration for a work of art. His method? Operation: Get a Life! Anything he's never done before, he's going to do it, from learning to play poker to going to a modern art museum.

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  • 3
    Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar | James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou

    Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou
    • Narrated By Cassandra Morris
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    Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty "Princesses" who run the school and the boy who's caught her eye. Will she be able to overcome her fears and win her bet with Rafe?

    Let's Break Every Rule in the Handbook

    Get ready for it…Older brothers and sisters can make your life miserable, even when they’ve moved on!

    Patterson’s Middle School series featur..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 01 2015 by Peggy M. ()
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    Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar | James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou

    Middle School: My Brother Is a Big, Fat Liar

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Lisa Papademetriou
    • Narrated By Cassandra Morris
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    Georgia Khatchadorian plans to excel at Hills Village Middle School in all the places her troublemaking brother failed. She's even bet him that she'll quickly become one of the most popular girls in school. But Rafe left a big mark at HVMS, and no one will give Georgia a chance! Even worse, Rafe has sneakily signed up her band to play at the school dance, and she's terrified to embarrass herself in front of the snooty 'Princesses' who run the school and the boy who's caught her

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  • 4
    Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli, and Snake Hill

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 25 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp - until he finds out it's a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger-Eater, who puts up with endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realizes there's more to a person than a nickname, though, and Booger-Eater might be the kind of friend you want on your side when the boys from the Cool Cabin attack.

    Great summer Camp book

    Great summer camp
    Book. The addressing bullying is well developed and is addressed in a way that grade school and middle school kids can relate to..Show More »

    Reviewed on April 26 2015 by Sandee (Wichita, KS, USA)
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    Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli and Snake Hill | James Patterson

    Middle School: How I Survived Bullies, Broccoli and Snake Hill

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By James Patterson
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    Rafe Khatchadorian, the hero of the bestselling Middle School series, is ready for a fun summer at camp – until he finds out it’s a summer school camp! Luckily, Rafe easily makes friends with his troublemaking cabin mates and bunkmate, a boy nicknamed Booger Eater, who puts up with endless teasing from the other kids. Rafe soon realises there’s more to a person than a nickname, though, and Booger Eater might be the kind of friend you want on your side when the boys from the Cool Cabin attack. This fourth book in the massively popular Middle School.

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  • 5
    Middle School: Ultimate Showdown | James Patterson, Julia Bergen

    Middle School: Ultimate Showdown

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 4 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Julia Bergen
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy, Cassandra Morris
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    Listeners get a chance to participate in James Patterson's wildly successful Middle School series in this interactive audiobook featuring more than 80 hilarious anecdotes from dueling siblings Rafe and Georgia Khatchadorian - plus dozens of fun-filled activities! The Khatchadorian kids are an opinionated duo, and as fans of the Middle School stories know, they don't exactly see eye to eye. But when wild-card Rafe and mostly-straight-laced Georgia go at it, the only thing more fun than their ranting is getting to join in!

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    Middle School: Ultimate Showdown | James Patterson, Julia Bergen

    Middle School: Ultimate Showdown

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Julia Bergen
    • Narrated By uncredited
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    Listeners get a chance to participate in James Patterson's wildly successful Middle School series in this interactive book featuring more than 80 hilarious anecdotes from dueling siblings Rafe and Georgia Khatchadorian - plus dozens of fun-filled activities!

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  • 6
    Middle School: Save Rafe! | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts, Laura Park (illustrator)

    Middle School: Save Rafe!

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts, Laura Park (illustrator)
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    James Patterson's hilarious story of perseverance and courage shows everyone's favorite troublemaker, Rafe Khatchadorian, the star of the Middle School series, learning to become a leader at long last. After a rough summer, Rafe is heading back to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, the site of the very worst years of his life. And as if that's not bad enough, he's learned that he's going to be held back a year unless he can prove himself on an outdoor survival excursion.

    Winner or All-time Favorite Loser Again?

    Rafe Khatchadorian is doomed in this Middle School book from James Patterson and Chris Tebbetts. The Principal of Hills Village Middle School had mand..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 05 2015 by Peggy M. ()
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    Middle School: Save Rafe: Middle School 6 | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Middle School: Save Rafe: Middle School 6

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    After a rough summer, Rafe is heading back to the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, the site of the very worst years of his life. And as if that's not bad enough, Rafe's learned that he's going to be held back a year unless he can prove himself on an outdoor survival excursion – complete with dangerous white-water rafting, dizzying rock climbing and military style counsellors.

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    Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck: Middle School 7 | James Patterson

    Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck: Middle School 7

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By James Patterson
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take 'special' classes.... He also finds himself joining the school's football team - alongside his main tormenter, Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: first, he decides to start a super-secret art project that's sure to rock the school.

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    Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck | James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts

    Middle School: Just My Rotten Luck

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    In this seventh Middle School episode, Rafe heads back to the place his misadventures began: the dreaded Hills Village Middle School, where he's now being forced to take "special" classes.... He also finds himself joining the school's football team - alongside his main tormenter, Miller the Killer! But Rafe has grand plans for a better year: First he decides to start a supersecret art project that's sure to rock the school.

    Hard to listen to the narrators voice.

    Couldn't get past the HORRIBLE narrating & characters the characters is this book are seem to me, to kind of encourage selfish thoughts and behavior...Show More »

    Reviewed on October 11 2015 by Marissa Barba ()
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    Middle School: Dog's Best Friend: Middle School, Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By James Patterson, Chris Tebbetts
    • Narrated By Bryan Kennedy
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    It's a dog-eat-dog world, and Rafe Khatchadorian is just trying to live in it. Life in middle school is finally starting to seem bearable - until Rafe spots his grandmother standing on the free-meal line at the local soup kitchen. In order to help bring in more money, Rafe concocts a brilliant plan - a dog-walking business that soon turns into a huge moneymaking neighborhood empire. He'll even have extra cash to buy his own WormHole Deluxe Multi-Platform GameBox!

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