The Tome of Bill
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  • 1-4
    Bill the Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou: The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4 | Rick Gualtieri

    Bill the Vampire, Scary Dead Things, The Mourning Woods, and Holier Than Thou: The Tome of Bill Series: Books 1-4

    • UNABRIDGED (33 hrs and 33 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    There are reasons we fear the dark. Bill Ryder...isn't one of them. Gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - The Tome of Bill is the tale of an unlikely hero trying to survive in a world of undead horrors. Despite awesome supernatural powers, loyal allies, and an attitude the size of Brooklyn, the odds are still stacked heavily against him. Bill Ryder must fulfill his destiny and save the world from the ancient terrors that threaten it - all while trying to work up the nerve to ask out the girl of his dreams.

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  • 1
    Bill the Vampire | Rick Gualtieri

    Bill the Vampire

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    There are reasons we fear the night. He isn't one of them. Bill Ryder was a dateless dweeb...then he died. Unfortunately for him that was just the beginning of his troubles. He awoke to find himself a vampire, one of the legendary predators of the night. Unfortunately for him, he was still at the bottom of the food chain. Now he finds himself surrounded by creatures stronger, deadlier and a whole lot cooler than he is. Worst yet, they all want him dead...permanently this time.

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  • 2
    Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2 | Rick Gualtieri

    Scary Dead Things: The Tome of Bill, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    Bill Ryder, the trash-talking undead geek from Bill the Vampire, is back and about to find himself in a whole new world of side-splitting insanity. One of the most powerful vampires on the planet has given Bill a death sentence. Meanwhile, an immortal princess wants him for an entirely different purpose, one which makes his first issue seem almost preferable. All the while, new and powerful forces have begun to emerge from the shadows around him. Are they friend or foe? Knowing his luck, do you even have to ask?

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  • 3
    The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3 | Rick Gualtieri

    The Mourning Woods: The Tome of Bill, Part 3

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 16 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    Three words: Vampires versus Sasquatch. Bill Ryder: undead geek, dateless dweeb, and legendary vampire is back in his wildest adventure yet. A war is brewing between ancient enemies from the dawn of time. If it can’t be stopped, the veil will be lifted and all of humanity’s darkest nightmares will be unleashed to wreak havoc. Bill and his friends are the only chance we have... Lord help us all! The vampire nation dispatches Bill to a faraway land to broker peace, but it’s not going to be easy.

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  • 4
    Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill) | Rick Gualtieri

    Holier Than Thou (The Tome of Bill)

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has woman troubles. The girl he wants is deadly to him. The girl who wants him is deadly to everyone else. He's trapped in the most lethal love triangle he can imagine and it's only going to get worse. On the eve of war, The Icon - ancient foe of the vampire race - has arisen. Panic is about to break out within the undead ranks and Bill is caught smack dab in the middle of it.

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  • 4.5
    Sunset Strip: A Tale from the Tome of Bill | Rick Gualtieri

    Sunset Strip: A Tale from the Tome of Bill

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Trish Mckinnley
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    My name is Sally. For over 30 years I've prowled the night, one of the undead. In that time I've walked amongst you - a wolf in sheep's clothing - doing unspeakable things, killing countless people. Now, on the eve of Armageddon, a chance for redemption presents itself. My past has come looking for me, beckoning me back to the city of my rebirth. Those who killed me the first time are intent on finishing the job. I'm outnumbered and outgunned, but they've got another thing coming if they think I'm outclassed.

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  • 5
    Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, Book 5 | Rick Gualtieri

    Goddamned Freaky Monsters: The Tome of Bill, Book 5

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 58 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    Three months have passed since the fateful encounter in New York City that ended with the disappearance of Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire. Now he's back - reawakened halfway across the globe with no allies, clothing, or clue as to how he got there. The only thing he's certain of is that his captors plan to use him for their own nefarious ends and don't care how much blood they spill in the process.

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  • 6
    Half a Prayer: The Tome of Bill, Book 6 | Rick Gualtieri

    Half a Prayer: The Tome of Bill, Book 6

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 14 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    The end of the world is rapidly approaching, but Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - finds himself with more pressing concerns to worry about: the women in his life. Sidelined from action, he's forced to reevaluate his feelings. Sadly for him, it's a luxury he can ill afford.

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  • 7
    The Wicked Dead: The Tome of Bill, Book 7 | Rick Gualtieri

    The Wicked Dead: The Tome of Bill, Book 7

    • UNABRIDGED (15 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    Bill Ryder has a powerful destiny. He just never expected it to involve an amnesiac bloodsucker, a bunch of D&D dorks, and a hormonal witch. It's time for the gamer, geek, and legendary vampire to embrace his fate. Ordered to storm the vampire stronghold in Boston, Bill must approach the doorstep of the invincible undead warlord he's destined to face. It's his only chance of stopping Armageddon.

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  • 7.5
    Shining Fury: Tome of Bill Series | Rick Gualtieri

    Shining Fury: Tome of Bill Series

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Tess Irondale
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    At first glance, most see only a shy girl from New York, but to the denizens of the night - vampires, witches, and their ilk - I am a nightmare given flesh, born to raze their kind from this very earth. I am the Icon, the Shining One, the last defender of humanity against the oncoming tide of darkness. They say my coming was foretold, that prophecies speak of a beacon of hope who will light the way during the end days. It is said I am destined to vanquish the last of the Magi, and face the Night Spawn in the battle for the fate of mankind.

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  • 8
    The Last Coven: The Tome of Bill, Book 8 | Rick Gualtieri

    The Last Coven: The Tome of Bill, Book 8

    • UNABRIDGED (18 hrs and 40 mins)
    • By Rick Gualtieri
    • Narrated By Christopher John Fetherolf
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    A goddess returned, a war between primal powers, and a prophecy to fulfill. That's a lot of crap to heap on anyone's plate, much less a former game programmer from Brooklyn. But that's exactly what Bill Ryder - gamer, geek, and legendary vampire - has to deal with.

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