Hap Collins/Leonard Pine
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  • 1
    Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Savage Season: A Hap and Leonard Novel #1

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (90)
    Performance
    (67)
    Story
    (66)

    Hap Collins and Leonard Pine are best friends, yet they couldn't be more different. Hap is an east Texas white boy with a weakness for Texas women. Leonard is a black, gay Vietnam vet. Together, they stir up more commotion than a fire storm. But that's just the way they like it. So when as ex-flame of Hap's returns promising a huge score, Hap lets Leonard in on the scam, and that's when things get interesting.

    SUE ME, I'VE GOT A JUVENILE STREAK

    IT'S ALL COMEDY TO YOU TWO.
    You take out chapters 8 thru 16 and this is a five star book. If you are listening and you are between these chapters ..Show More »

    Reviewed on October 29 2014 by Jim "The Impatient" (Springfield, MO, United States)
  • 2
    Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Mucho Mojo: Hap and Leonard #2

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (50)
    Performance
    (34)
    Story
    (34)

    Hap and Leonard return in this incredible, mad-dash thriller, loaded with crack addicts, a serial killer, and a body count. In the second installment of the Hap and Leonard series, Leonard is still nursing the injuries he sustained in the duo's last wild undertaking when he learns that his Uncle Chester has passed. Hap is of course going to be there for his best friend and offers to help clean Uncle Chester's dilapidated house, which Leonard has inherited.

    A lot of people like this, it’s just not for me.

    I listened to more than half and then stopped. It’s solving a mystery. Hap and Leonard are best friends. Leonard inherits a house from his estrange..Show More »

    Reviewed on March 31 2014 by Jane (Chicago, IL, United States)
  • 3
    The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3 | Joe R. Lansdale

    The Two-Bear Mambo: A Hap and Leonard Novel #3

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (52)
    Performance
    (39)
    Story
    (38)

    In this rollicking, rollercoaster ride of a novel, Hap Collins and Leonard Pine take a break from their day jobs to search for Florida Grange, Leonard's drop-dead gorgeous lawyer and Hap's former lover, who has vanished in the Klan-infested East Texas town of Grovetown. Before she disappeared, Florida was digging up some dirt behind the mysterious jailhouse death of a legendary black bluesman's son, who was in possession of some priceless blues recordings. To Hap and Leonard, something doesn't smell right.

    Excellent

    If you have read the two previous books in this series, you know what to expect. Lansdale writes fun characters, and has a great turn of phrase.
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    Reviewed on April 15 2010 by Vladie (San Francisco, CA, USA)
  • 4
    Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Bad Chili: A Hap and Leonard Novel #4

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (42)
    Performance
    (33)
    Story
    (34)

    Hap Collins has just returned home from a gig working on an off shore oil rig. With a new perspective on life, Hap wants to change the way he's living, and shoot the straight and narrow. That is, until the man who stole Leonard Pine's boyfriend turns up headless in a ditch and Leonard gets fingered for the murder. Hap vows to clear Leonard's name, but things only get more complicated when Leonard's ex shows up dead, too.

    brilliant writer, awsome narrator

    another cool one on the series. one of the best things that happened to me in latest years, bookwise.

    Reviewed on April 15 2015 by André Morais ()
  • 5
    Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Rumble Tumble: A Hap and Leonard Novel #5

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 37 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (30)
    Performance
    (25)
    Story
    (25)

    Even though a midlife crisis just crashed into Hap Collins like a runaway pickup, he's still got his job, he knows his best friend, Leonard Pine, will always be there for him, and, of course, he's got his main squeeze, Brett Sawyer. Things hit a new low, however, when Brett's daughter, Tillie, who's been walking on the wrong side of the law, suddenly stands in need of a rescue. It won't be easy - it never is - but nothing is going to stop Hap and Leonard as they hit the road destined for Hootie Hoot, Oklahoma.

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  • 6
    Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Captains Outrageous: A Hap and Leonard Novel #6

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (37)
    Performance
    (30)
    Story
    (30)

    Hap Collins, chicken plant guard, saves a young woman's life, and her father, owner of the chicken plant, rewards him with a large cash bonus. Hap and his best friend, Leonard Pine, head for a cruise to Mexico and the Caribbean. Not matching up to the exacting dress code of the on-board lobster restaurant, Leonard soon causes the pair to be abandoned in Mexico.

    Love that Texas milieu kind of story

    Goodhearted, funny and violent

    Reviewed on December 05 2011 by Stephen (Newark, NJ, United States)
  • 7
    Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7 | Joe R. Lansdale

    Vanilla Ride: A Hap and Leonard Novel #7

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Joe R. Lansdale
    • Narrated By Phil Gigante
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (33)
    Performance
    (23)
    Story
    (23)

    Hap Collins is an east Texas redneck, with a liberal bent, and a weakness for Texas women. Leonard Pine is a black, gay, Vietnam veteran. Not who you'd normally pick for best friends but there you go. Together they share an affinity for the martial arts and are a bundle of trouble, but trouble is what they love.

    Silly fun

    I'm discovering Mr. Lansdale's works backwards -- having listened to this most recent book first -- but it held up to my newcomer ears; and I will def..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 18 2009 by Snoodely (Santa Barbara, CA United States)
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