A Series of Unfortunate Events
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  • 1
    The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1 | Lemony Snicket

    The Bad Beginning, A Multi-Voice Recording: A Series of Unfortunate Events #1

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry, Full Cast
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Like a car alarm, bagpipe music, or a doorbell ringing in the middle of the night, hearing this all-new audio edition of The Bad Beginning will only upset you. This unique multi-voice recording brings the first book in Lemony Snicket's alarming A Series of Unfortunate Events to such terrible life that no one should really have to experience it.

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  • 2
    The Reptile Room: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2 | Lemony Snicket

    The Reptile Room: A Series of Unfortunate Events, Book 2

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent children. They are charming, and resourceful, and have pleasant facial features. Unfortunately, they are exceptionally unlucky. In the first two books alone, the three youngsters encounter a greedy and repulsive villain, itchy clothing, a disastrous fire, a plot to steal their fortune, a lumpy bed, a deadly serpent, a large brass reading lamp, a long knife, and a terrible odor.

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  • 3
    The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3 | Lemony Snicket

    The Wide Window: A Series of Unfortunate Events #3

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 4 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Lemony Snicket
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    I am sorry to say that the lives of the Baudelaire orphans, Violet, Klaus, and Sunny, are filled with bad luck and misery. All of the stories about these three children are unhappy and wretched, and this one may be the worst of them all.

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  • 4
    The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4 | Lemony Snicket

    The Miserable Mill: A Series of Unfortunate Events #4

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 56 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Lemony Snicket
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Story
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    I hope, for your sake, that you have not chosen to listen to this recording because you are in the mood for a pleasant experience. If this is the case, I advise you to put down this audio instantaneously, because of all the audios describing the unhappy lives of the Baudelaire orphans, The Miserable Mill might be the unhappiest yet.

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  • 5
    The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5 | Lemony Snicket

    The Austere Academy: A Series of Unfortunate Events #5

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Lemony Snicket
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school.

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  • 6
    The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6 | Lemony Snicket

    The Ersatz Elevator: A Series of Unfortunate Events #6

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (509)
    Performance
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    Story
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    Like the previous books in A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be heard here but misery, despair, and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to listen to.

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  • 7
    The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7 | Lemony Snicket

    The Vile Village: A Series of Unfortunate Events #7

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 11 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (416)
    Performance
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    Story
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    Nobody in their right minds would listen to this particular book about the lives of Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire on purpose, because each dismal moment of their stay at the village of V.F.D. has been faithfully and dreadfully recorded on this program.

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  • 8
    The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8 | Lemony Snicket

    The Hostile Hospital: A Series of Unfortunate Events #8

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    This audio is the only one which describes every last detail of the Baudelaire children's miserable stay at Heimlich Hospital, which makes it one of the most dreadful audios in the world.

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  • 9
    The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9 | Lemony Snicket

    The Carnivorous Carnival: A Series of Unfortunate Events #9

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 50 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Performance
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    Story
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    The word "carnivorous", which appears in the title of this book, means "meat-eating", and once you have read such a bloodthirsty word, there is no reason to read any further. This carnivorous volume contains such a distressing story that consuming any of its contents would be far more stomach-turning than even the most imbalanced meal.

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  • 10
    The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10 | Lemony Snicket

    The Slippery Slope: A Series of Unfortunate Events #10

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Story
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    Like handshakes or housepets, many things are preferable when not slippery. Unfortunately, in this miserable volume, I am afraid that Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire run into more than their fair share of slipperiness during their harrowing journey up, and down, a range of strange and distressing mountains.

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  • 11
    The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11 | Lemony Snicket

    The Grim Grotto: A Series of Unfortunate Events #11

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Performance
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    Story
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    Unless you are a slug, a sea anemone, or mildew, you probably prefer not to be damp. You might also prefer not to listen to this audiobook, in which the Baudelaire siblings descend into the depths of despair, underwater. The horrors they encounter are too numerous to list, and include mushrooms, a mechanical monster, a distressing message from a lost friend, and tap dancing.

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  • 12
    The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12 | Lemony Snicket

    The Penultimate Peril: A Series of Unfortunate Events #12

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    Performance
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    Story
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    Regardless of how they pass their time while at a hotel, the three siblings will be sure to take in all the interesting sights and sounds, and write them down, just in case this episode turns out to be the darkest yet in a series of unfortunate events.

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  • 13
    The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13 | Lemony Snicket

    The End: A Series of Unfortunate Events #13

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 52 mins)
    • By Lemony Snicket
    • Narrated By Tim Curry
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Story
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    You are presumably looking here for clues to the shocking conclusion of this terminal audiobook, or the ending of the end. The end of the end is the best place to begin the end, because if you listen to the end from the beginning of the beginning of the end to the end of the end of the end, you will arrive at the end of the end of your rope.

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