Guardians of the Apocalypse
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Book 1
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4 out of 5 stars 96
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 86
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Story4 out of 5 stars 84
The crew of the USCG Buoy Tender Sassafras, out of Honolulu, has embodied the Coast Guard’s motto: Always ready, in every mission, every circumstance, every crazy thing mother nature and the US government has seen fit to dump in their laps. They’ve been doing so much, with so little, for so long, they feel ready to face anything. But then, they’ve never had to face a zombie apocalypse.
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2 out of 5 stars
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frustrated at times
- By Anonymous User on 09-03-20
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You're Never Ready for a Zombie Apocalypse
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 1
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 08-12-20
- Language: English
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Book 2
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 46
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 41
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 41
The world has fallen. Humanity seems lost. The zombies have taken over. But the crew of Sassafras and True North aren't about to just kneel down and take it.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Exciting & Entertaining!
- By Sara B on 12-14-20
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Zombies in Paradise
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 2
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 11-05-20
- Language: English
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Book 3
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 38
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 30
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 30
The Sass is back, and in more trouble than ever! Pirates and zombies, idiot officers and a world-ending apocalypse. Are they ready for it? Are you?
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5 out of 5 stars
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Awesome!!
- By Sara B on 01-19-21
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Pirates and Zombies
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 3
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 10 hrs
- Release date: 12-17-20
- Language: English
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Book 4
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 29
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 25
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 25
They’ve faced an apocalyptic virus. They’ve had to kill members of their own crew who turned into crazed, cannibalistic would-be zombies. They’ve battled pirates and idiot officers and started the evacuation of Honolulu. But now, Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all that remains of the US Coast Guard may have bitten off more than they can chew, as they launch into the liberation of Pearl Harbor.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Super entertaining!
- By Sara B on 06-23-21
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Zombies of Infamy
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 4
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 13 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 03-26-21
- Language: English
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Book 5
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 19
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 17
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 17
The crew of the Sass is back and up to their eyeballs in zombies. Join Jonesy, Molly, Duke, and all the rest as they take on their latest nightmare: the training of new recruits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Action-packed!
- By Sara B on 06-25-21
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Zombies Don't Surf
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 5
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 5 hrs and 37 mins
- Release date: 06-10-21
- Language: English
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Book 6
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall4.5 out of 5 stars 10
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Performance4.5 out of 5 stars 8
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Story4.5 out of 5 stars 8
The training continues. So do the missions, and now Jonesy and Molly and Duke need to run on a razor’s edge to save the world - preferably without killing their new recruits.
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5 out of 5 stars
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This just keeps getting better!
- By CK on 11-07-21
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Apocalypse, Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 6
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 58 mins
- Release date: 08-20-21
- Language: English
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Book 7
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
More training, more zombies, more death, and a new enemy. Join the crew of the Sassafras and hang on for the ride!
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5 out of 5 stars
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Entertaining and exciting story continues
- By Thomas M Arcati on 06-10-22
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The Smell of Zombies in the Morning
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 7
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 52 mins
- Release date: 04-04-22
- Language: English
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Book 8
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 6
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 5
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Story5 out of 5 stars 5
There’s a storm brewing, and it's going to be a bad one, but for the crew of the Sassafras it could be the least of their worries. Their old nemeses, Murphy and his Law, are wide awake and ready to serve up a heaping helping of trouble. So grab your kukri machetes and hold on tight as you enter the Zombie Heart of Darkness.
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5 out of 5 stars
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Another great Guardians Zombie book
- By R K on 10-27-23
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Zombie Heart of Darkness
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 8
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 06-02-22
- Language: English
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Book 9
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- By: Jeff Thomson
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Unabridged
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Overall5 out of 5 stars 1
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Performance5 out of 5 stars 1
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Story5 out of 5 stars 1
It has all come down to the final two weeks of basic training. All they need to do in order to become full-fledged members of the United States Coast Guard is live long enough to graduate.
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5 out of 5 stars
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I never get tired toes series!
- By Hepcat89 on 02-20-23
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Full Metal Zombie
- Guardians of the Apocalypse, Book 9
- Narrated by: Matthew Crow
- Length: 6 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 01-19-23
- Language: English
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