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Serge Storms
Books in series17
UNABRIDGED
(4.0 based on 2962 ratings)
  • 1

    Florida Roadkill

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (311)
    Performance
    (264)
    Story
    (268)

    Sunshine State trivia buff Serge A. Storms loves eliminating jerks and pests. His drug-addled partner Coleman loves cartoons. Hot stripper Sharon Rhodes loves cocaine, especially when purchased with rich dead men's money. On the other hand, there's Sean and David, who love fishing and are kind to animals - and who are about to cross paths with a suitcase filled with $5 million in stolen insurance money. Serge wants the suitcase. Sharon wants the suitcase. Coleman wants more drugs... and the suitcase.

    Ronald Albury says: "I tried to like it"
    I tried to like it

    I really did try to like it. I tried to laugh off the characters. I tried to wait for the author to start tying things together. But after about tw..Show More »

    Reviewed on December 19 2012 by Ronald Albury (Cincinnati, OH USA)
  • 2

    Hammerhead Ranch Motel

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 12 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (176)
    Performance
    (149)
    Story
    (154)

    There's a different schemer or slimeball behind every door: cocaine duckpins who have survived only by the dumbest fortune, hard-luck gigolos desperate to score, undercover cops busting undercover cops who are running sting operations on undercover cops.

    Marci says: "Trying too hard"
    Trying too hard

    I like quirky books. I've listened to all of Christopher Moore's books. The spirit of this book reminded me of Moore. This book had one too many story..Show More »

    Reviewed on March 20 2013 by Marci (portland, OR, United States)
  • 3

    Orange Crush

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (160)
    Performance
    (141)
    Story
    (143)

    Praising Tim Dorsey’s tongue-in-cheek humor, the Miami Herald wrote, “Nobody, but nobody, writes like this guy.” Here Florida politics take the main stage in a rollicking satire that proves Dorsey’s at the top of his game. When a traumatic experience forever changes Florida gubernatorial race candidate Marlon Conrad’s life, he hits the road in a Winnebago to find the “real” Florida. But his odyssey is plagued with would-be assassins and cutthroat journalists.

    DCinMI says: "It's Funny 'Cause It's Pretty Much True!"
    It's Funny 'Cause It's Pretty Much True!

    This is possibly the most hilarious book I have ever read! I laughed so hard and so often that I was afraid the neighbors would call the guys with the..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 29 2013 by DCinMI (Fairview, MI)
  • 4

    Triggerfish Twist

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George K. Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (247)
    Performance
    (214)
    Story
    (213)

    Ensconced in a lovely tropical villa on idyllic Triggerfish Lane, Jim Davenport anticipates the good life to come. But this isn't living -- it's Florida, and the neighborhood is not quite what it seems. It's got overly aggressive Little League parents, drug-free Rastafarians, homicidal hookers, unnatural sex and casual violence. Oh, yes, and there's a psychopathic serial killer-cum-Sunshine-State folklorist named Serge A. Storms living directly across the street.

    Janels says: "Excellent Serge--captures Tampa perfectly!"
    Excellent Serge--captures Tampa perfectly!

    As a former resident of Tampa, and aware of all the crime, reputation, boundary "wars", and perverse reputation for strip clubs and citizen-funded sta..Show More »

    Reviewed on August 25 2013 by Janels (Highlands Ranch, CO, United States)
  • 5

    The Stingray Shuffle

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 17 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George K. Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (145)
    Performance
    (124)
    Story
    (121)

    In his latest bizarre concoction, Dorsey picks up - sort of - various plot strands from his earlier books, including Florida Roadkill, Hammerhead Ranch Motel, and Orange Crush. There's still the matter, you see, of the briefcase full of cash, and still unresolved are the stories of Serge Storms, the serial killer and history buff; Johnny Vegas, the startlingly handsome virgin; Jethro Maddox, the Hemingway look-alike; and Paul, the Passive-Aggressive Private Eye. Fans of Dorsey's magnificently off-kilter adventures will be thrilled to rejoin these characters....

    Dubi says: "Why Serge Wanted the Money"
    Why Serge Wanted the Money

    There are three types of audiobooks that I find appealing: 1. Books I've read in print that I loved and wanted to revisit in audio format; 2. Books of..Show More »

    Reviewed on January 28 2014 by Dubi (New York, NY, United States)
  • 6

    Cadillac Beach

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (224)
    Performance
    (80)
    Story
    (80)

    Serge A. Storms is back! The one-man crime spree hits no speed bumps as he swings through Tampa, Disney World, and parts south before settling down in Miami Beach to team up with a former sidekick and launch his long-overdue offbeat travel service. It's a labor of love as Serge forces customers to confront the underbelly of the Sunshine State's past and present. Some clients get it; others run for their lives. No matter.

    Paul says: "You Gotta Love Serge!"
    You Gotta Love Serge!

    This is a rollicking, free-wheeling, offbeat trip through Southern Florida. Your tour guide is the brilliant, charismatic, unbalanced and dangerous Se..Show More »

    Reviewed on September 26 2006 by Paul (Bedford, NH, USA)
  • 7

    Torpedo Juice

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 38 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (203)
    Performance
    (81)
    Story
    (81)

    Internationally best-selling author Tim Dorsey's irreverent and hilarious novels starring evil genius Serge A. Storms, lovable psychiatric hospital escapee, zoom along at breakneck speed, delivering laughs and shocks in droves.

    Leo says: "Comedy Masterpiece"
    Comedy Masterpiece

    The most hilarious book I have ever read.
    The comedy is silent ,it catches you by surprise
    so that you have to go back to read it again. <..Show More »

    Reviewed on June 22 2009 by Leo (Tyler, TX, USA)
  • 8

    The Big Bamboo

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 31 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By George Wilson
    Overall
    (171)
    Performance
    (78)
    Story
    (81)

    Serge and sidekick Coleman head out west to take on Hollywood bigwigs and L.A. lowlifes in Dorsey's most outrageous novel yet. Before Tinseltown knows what's hit it, Serge has made an unforgettable foray to the Playboy Mansion and come up against Japanese Yakuza and a host of wacky characters.

    Jose says: "Serge is never subprime!"
    Serge is never subprime!

    Hilarious! The ransom note and phone call alone would justify the buy. Great narration by George Wilson.

    Reviewed on November 17 2008 by Jose (Marco Island)
  • 9

    Hurricane Punch

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 3 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (179)
    Performance
    (72)
    Story
    (74)

    Welcome to another typical summer in Florida, the season of the storms. Serge Storms. That loveable serial killer, an under-under-medicated dispenser of truth, justice, and trivia, is back with a vengeance. And not a weirdness-laced moment too soon. His cherished home state is about to take a beating, and from far more than the way-too-routine conga line of hurricanes bearing down on the peninsula. Corpses have begun turning up at a disturbing rate, even for Florida.

    Steven says: "Love the Series Do not like the new reader"
    Love the Series Do not like the new reader

    I love all of Tim Dorsey's Serge Storms books, i have been listening to them in order of coming out on Audible. I loved the reader up until they cha..Show More »

    Reviewed on February 19 2013 by Steven (los angeles, CA, United States)
  • 10

    Atomic Lobster: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 21 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (175)
    Performance
    (75)
    Story
    (75)

    Serge is back with a bullet, torn between homicide and souvenirs. So is Coleman, torn between getting hammered and getting more hammered. Then there's good ol' Jim Davenport, the E-Team, the Diaz Brothers, and Johnny Vegas, the Accidental Virgin, cranking up the fevered action as the pot boils over on a street called Lobster Lane.

    Jose says: "Serge rules!"
    Serge rules!

    Serge rules once again as the funniest murderer around.

    Reviewed on March 20 2008 by Jose (Marco Island)
  • 11

    Nuclear Jellyfish

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (135)
    Performance
    (60)
    Story
    (61)

    Serge is upset that his beloved state isn't getting its proper recognition, so he sets up his own wildcat Internet travel service site, hyper blogging his way down the coast with his perpetually hammered sidekick, Coleman. Unfortunately Serge's Web presence catches the attention of his nemesis, Agent Mahoney, and the chase is on.

    Brent says: "Twisted sense of humor"
    Twisted sense of humor

    Not for everybody. I think Dorsey is a riot. As a mental health clinician, I see "Serge" walk into my office several times a day. Unfortunately, th..Show More »

    Reviewed on December 25 2009 by Brent (Fayetteville, AR, United States)
  • 12

    Gator A-Go-Go: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 45 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (162)
    Performance
    (73)
    Story
    (73)

    That's right: Serge and Coleman do spring break!It's been a long time coming, but they're at the party now - and you¹ll never look at a Frisbee the same way again. But trouble is brewing. After years of quiet, a legendary Miami kingpin from the anything-goes '80s is suddenly back in the news, along with one of the state's most psychotic homicidal monsters, every bit as criminally insane as Serge - except without the morals. And the mysteries continue to mount....

    Jonathan says: "Love Tim Dorsey"
    Love Tim Dorsey

    Honestly this is one of the authors you either love or hate you cant actuly be on the fence. In my opinoin I think he is amazing!!

    Reviewed on July 07 2010 by Jonathan (Thomasville, GA, USA)
  • 13

    Electric Barracuda

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (175)
    Performance
    (95)
    Story
    (96)

    Serge Storms, that loveable thermonuclear vigilante and one-stop-Florida-trivia-shop, has been leaving corpses strewn across the Sunshine State for more than a decade. The authorities—especially one tenacious state agent—have begun to notice the exponential body count, and send a police task force to track down Serge. Could his luck finally have run out?

    Ron says: "Another excellent adventure"
    Another excellent adventure

    In my humble opinion, this is the best adventure since Hurricane Punch. There were several moments where I actually laughed out-loud (something a boo..Show More »

    Reviewed on February 06 2011 by Ron (Oregon City, OR, United States)
  • 14

    When Elves Attack: A Joyous Christmas Greeting from the Criminal Nutbars of the Sunshine State

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 5 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (164)
    Performance
    (148)
    Story
    (150)

    It’s ho, ho, ho time in this hilarious and wacky Florida holiday tale, featuring bighearted psychopath Serge Storms and his sidekick, Coleman. Like Santa, Serge knows who’s been naughty and who’s been nice. Few can give with the generosity and creativity of Serge, and as December 24 rolls around, he is filling up the Serge sleigh with an unforgettable bag of presents. But before that, it’s all a big free-range Christmas office party, where Serge will be spreading his special cheer. And there’s that last-minute go-for-broke spree at the mall (just beware of those attacking elves - they bite).

    Susan says: "I Don't Know about Joyous but Nutbars REALLY Fits!"
    I Don't Know about Joyous but Nutbars REALLY Fits!

    Sometimes I wonder why I even bother to read the reader reviews -- because I decide to disregard their advice. For instance, many reviewers suggested..Show More »

    Reviewed on November 06 2011 by Susan (Amery, WI, United States)
  • 15

    Pineapple Grenade: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (120)
    Performance
    (101)
    Story
    (104)

    First, there's the media frenzy over the “Hollow Man,” a gutless corpse found on the beach. And yet people think it’s perfectly normal to find dead sharks in the middle of downtown boulevards - or to spot black mushroom clouds behind the airport. Then there are the roving bands of carjackers who suddenly find themselves inconvenienced. Not to mention people lurking outside sex-addiction meetings. Could this be the work of Serge, that eccentric trivialista and one-man vigilante? And why is he extensively photographing foreign consulates right before the critically important Summit of the Americas?

    David says: "Fun but not for the whole family."
    Fun but not for the whole family.

    I loved this it made me laugh out loud. I couldn't wait to get back in the car to listen to more of it. Tim Dorsey always makes me laugh and this bo..Show More »

    Reviewed on April 27 2012 by David (Westfield, NJ, USA)
  • 16

    The Riptide Ultra-Glide: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 20 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
    (116)
    Performance
    (106)
    Story
    (107)

    Freshly laid-off Wisconsinites Patrick and Barbara McDougall are going to sunny Florida for a modest romantic vacation. But the motel they picked isn't quite a pastel paradise, and they have to be midwesterners and make the best of a bad situation. Except bad goes to worse, and a string of misfortunes renders them unable to leave the state. Meanwhile, the next Mexican-American War is being fought, this time in Fort Lauderdale, between the Kentucky mafia and the Oxy cartel over control of the lucrative pain clinic market.

    James says: "More Serge and Coleman"
    More Serge and Coleman

    Readers of this series will have to continue with this episode. New listeners would be better advised to start at the beginning of the series, but no..Show More »

    Reviewed on February 20 2013 by James (FRANKLIN, WI, United States)
  • 17

    Tiger Shrimp Tango: A Novel

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Tim Dorsey
    • Narrated By Oliver Wyman
    Overall
    (99)
    Performance
    (94)
    Story
    (92)

    All just another day in Serge Storms' sun-splashed paradise! Thanks to the growth of the Internet, America finds itself plagued by a noxious epidemic of ruthless scam artists. Where do they all come from? If you guessed 110 percent of them are spawned in Florida, you win the cigar.…When a new digital scheme goes horribly awry - causing innocents to die and a young woman to go missing - only one person can set things right: obsessive Florida trivia buff and reluctant serial killer Serge Storms.

    Thomas says: "This isn't Shakespeare, except for his comedies."
    This isn't Shakespeare, except for his comedies.

    Yes the narrator adds a lot to the story

    Reviewed on March 25 2014 by Thomas (Sterling, IL, United States)