Who is this guy? Vince Valenzuela is a man who is not without, but is not a country! Okay...but how did he develop a warped sense of humor? It's easy when you're raised the youngest of five kids, all living on a teacher's salary, with a Mexican father and a chain-smoking German/English mother. Now add the depressing, gray, rain-filled skies of Seattle, be the only Mexican kid in school, and make sure nobody in your family wants to listen to you talk!