Johnny R3bel is unbelievably successful with womyn and in his career. But still, he has a problem he cannot overcome on his own. In desperation he turns to Cherry Emerson Humpsum, an unconventional practitioner of the psychological-vaginal arts. But can she heal Johnny and, in so doing, provide a model for healing the world?
The only soldier in the history of the army to bring both "Macbeth" and "Duino Elegies" to boot camp, Dante Kronos recruits his best buddies into "The Reading Maniacs Reading Group (For Readers)". When a barracks brothel-ring threatens to annihilate his team, can Dante destroy the threat and save the brotherhood?