Birthing Orgasms, Time, and Money is a train of thoughts, induced and supported by literature and my life. It winds on a long and crooked trip of sickness and health. Stopping points include orgasms, time, and money, as well as love, anxiety, parenting, meditation, mitochondria, and rape. A spiral story, it relays insights learned from life, death, and chronic pain enmeshed with the dreariness of the daily grind. Also highlighted is the courage, the determination, and the multitude of tricks to stay vibrant and live life.