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  • Baby's First Book of Socialist Propaganda | William M. Schmalfeldt Sr.

    Baby's First Book of Socialist Propaganda

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 25 mins)
    • By William M. Schmalfeldt Sr.
    • Narrated By David Winograd
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    Do you want your children to be soft-minded? No. You do not. Soft minds are for liberals, and they are the weaklings we are fighting in the east. You want your children to be strong, liberty-loving, free-thinking patriots who will do as we say. You will begin listening to chapters from this audiobook when the precious little fetus being carried by one of your wives is in the first trimester of its life, which began the moment you, the father, soaked her woman parts with your sinful fluids.

    Amazon Customer says: "Good writing, Great reading - blasphemous"
  • I Killed Osama (...and that Hussein fella, too!) | William M. Schmalfeldt Sr.

    I Killed Osama (...and that Hussein fella, too!)

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By William M. Schmalfeldt Sr.
    • Narrated By David Winograd
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    In all my years of reporting on the human condition, this has to be the most bizarre, and (if true) history shattering interviews I've ever conducted. This story is told by Billy "Big Rig", a pseudonymous truck driver I met over sausage gravy and biscuits in the late 1990s when I was driving a truck to make ends meet. We struck up a friendship, although I think I maybe spoke 10 words to him the whole time I knew him. He did most of the talking. And the way he spun a yarn caused me to be transfixed.

    Deedra says: "I Killed Osama"
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