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Sick Puppy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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When Palmer Stoat notices the black pickup truck following him on the highway, he fears his precious Range Rover is about to be carjacked. But Twilly Spree, the man tailing Stoat, has vengeance, not sport-utility vehicles, on his mind. Idealistic, independently wealthy, and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. He favors unambiguous political statements - such as torching Jet-Skis or blowing up banks - that leave his human targets shaken but re-educated.
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Therapy for green folk
- By Herv J. Peairs on 06-16-13
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Sick Puppy
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Series: Skink Series, Book 4
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 04-09-13
- Language: English
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Lucky You
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
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Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles - the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery. Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the whole $28 million jackpot. And they need it quickly, to start their own underground militia before NATO troops invade America. But JoLayne Lucks has her own plans for the Lotto money - an Eden-like forest in Grange must be saved from strip-malling.
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Not Hiaasen's best work
- By Jimmy on 06-18-13
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Lucky You
- Narrated by: George Newbern
- Length: 12 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 04-09-13
- Language: English
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The Downhill Lie
- A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
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Originally drawn to the game by his father, Carl Hiaasen wisely quit golfing in 1973. But some ambitions refuse to die, and as the years - and memories of shanked 7-irons - faded, it dawned on Carl that there might be one thing in life he could do better in middle age than he could as a youth. So gradually he ventured back to the dreaded driving range, this time as the father of a five-year-old son -and also as a grandfather.
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Not a Bogie but a Birdie !
- By G. Cernicky on 10-08-08
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The Downhill Lie
- A Hacker's Return to a Ruinous Sport
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-29-08
- Language: English
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Bad Monkey
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
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Andrew Yancy—late of the Miami Police and soon-to-be-late of the Monroe County sheriff’s office—has a human arm in his freezer. There’s a logical (Hiaasenian) explanation for that, but not for how and why it parted from its shadowy owner. Yancy thinks the boating-accident/shark-luncheon explanation is full of holes, and if he can prove murder, the sheriff might rescue him from his grisly Health Inspector gig (it’s not called the roach patrol for nothing).
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Flame-out fail
- By Lars on 06-16-13
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Bad Monkey
- Narrated by: Arte Johnson
- Length: 11 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 06-11-13
- Language: English
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Chomp
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: James Van Der Beek
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
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When Wahoo Cray’s dad - a professional animal wrangler - takes a job with a reality TV show called Expedition Survival!, Wahoo figures he'll have to do a bit of wrangling himself to keep his father from killing Derek Badger, the show's inept and egotistical star. But the job keeps getting more complicated: Derek Badger insists on using wild animals for his stunts; and Wahoo's acquired a shadow named Tuna - a girl who's sporting a shiner courtesy of her father and needs a place to hide out.
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- By Janet on 04-21-12
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Chomp
- Narrated by: James Van Der Beek
- Length: 6 hrs and 10 mins
- Release date: 03-27-12
- Language: English
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Star Island
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
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Meet twenty-two-year-old Cherry Pye (née Cheryl Bunterman), a pop star since she was fourteen—and about to attempt a comeback from her latest drug-and-alcohol disaster.
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Laugh Out Loud
- By Suzn F on 08-01-10
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Star Island
- Narrated by: Stephen Hoye
- Series: Skink Series, Book 6
- Length: 11 hrs and 31 mins
- Release date: 07-27-10
- Language: English
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Basket Case
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
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Once a hotshot investigative reporter, Jack Tagger now bangs out obituaries for a South Florida daily, “plotting to resurrect my newspaper career by yoking my byline to some famous stiff.” Jimmy Stoma, the infamous front man of Jimmy and the Slut Puppies, dead in a fishy-smelling scuba “accident,” might be the stiff of Jack’s dreams - if only he can figure out what happened. Standing in the way are (among others) his ambitious young editor, who hasn’t yet fired anyone but plans to “break her cherry” on Jack....
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Always interesting to hear an author read his work
- By Arthur on 09-12-15
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Basket Case
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 5 hrs and 4 mins
- Release date: 07-05-12
- Language: English
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Scat
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
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Carl Hiaasen takes us deep in the Everglades with an eccentric eco-avenger, a ticked-off panther, and two kids on a mission to find their missing teacher. Florida - where the animals are wild and the people are wilder! Bunny Starch, the most feared biology teacher ever, is missing. She disappeared after a school field trip to Black Vine Swamp. And, to be honest, the kids in her class are relieved. But when the principal tries to tell the students that Mrs. Starch has been called away on a "family emergency", Nick and Marta just don't buy it.
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not just a kids book
- By Vicky on 07-05-09
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Scat
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 9 hrs and 17 mins
- Release date: 01-27-09
- Language: English
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Flush
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Michael Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
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You know it's going to be a rough summer when you spend Father's Day visiting your dad in the local lockup. Noah's dad is sure that the owner of the Coral Queen casino boat is flushing raw sewage into the harbor, which has made taking a dip at the local beach like swimming in a toilet. He can't prove it though, and so he decides that sinking the boat will make an effective statement. Right. The boat is pumped out and back in business within days and Noah's dad is stuck in the clink.
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Adequate, but something's missing
- By Book reader on 09-15-05
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Flush
- Narrated by: Michael Welch
- Length: 5 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 12-26-04
- Language: English
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Hoot: La odisea de los búhos [Hoot: The Odyssey of the Owls]
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Marco Lubian
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
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Su familia se muda constantemente, de modo que Roy ya está acostumbrado a ser el chico nuevo donde quiera que va. Los bullies de Florida no son muy distintos a los bullies de otras partes. Pero, contra todo pronóstico, Roy termina estando en deuda con el corpulento Dana Matherson. Si Dana no hubiera estado hundiendo sus pulgares en las sienes de Roy, y aplastando su cara contra la ventana del autobús escolar, Roy nunca habría visto a aquel chico corriendo por la calle. Y esa fue la primera cosa interesante que Roy vio en Florida.
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Hoot: La odisea de los búhos [Hoot: The Odyssey of the Owls]
- Narrated by: Marco Lubian
- Length: 8 hrs and 2 mins
- Release date: 06-10-21
- Language: Spanish
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Nature Girl
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Lee Adams
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility. What she doesn't know is that she's being followed by her Honey-obsessed former employer.
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Sample first!
- By Michael on 11-25-06
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Nature Girl
- Narrated by: Lee Adams
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
- Release date: 10-30-06
- Language: English
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Assume the Worst
- The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 15 mins
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This is Oh, the Places You'll Never Go - the ultimate hilarious, cynical, but absolutely realistic view of a college graduate's future. And what he or she can or can't do about it. "This commencement address will never be given, because graduation speakers are supposed to offer encouragement and inspiration. That's not what you need. You need a warning." So begins Carl Hiaasen's attempt to prepare young men and women for their future. And who better to warn them about their precarious paths forward than Carl Hiaasen?
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Practical, If Shopworn Wisdom. But not worth...
- By Advocatus Peregrini on 06-23-18
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Assume the Worst
- The Graduation Speech You'll Never Hear
- Narrated by: Carl Hiaasen
- Length: 15 mins
- Release date: 04-10-18
- Language: English
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Skinny Dip
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Barry Bostwick
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
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Chaz Perrone might be the only marine scientist in the world who doesn't know which way the Gulf Stream runs. He might also be the only one who went into biology just to make a killing, and now he's found a way, doctoring water samples so that a ruthless agribusiness tycoon can continue illegally dumping fertilizer into the endangered Everglades. When Chaz suspects that his wife, Joey, has figured out his scam, he pushes her overboard from a cruise liner into the night-dark Atlantic.
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Humor and Mystery
- By Ann on 07-18-04
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Barry Bostwick
- Series: Skink (abridged), Book 2
- Length: 4 hrs and 54 mins
- Release date: 07-15-04
- Language: English
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Skinny Dip
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
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Joey Perrone is a woman with a mission. She's just been pushed overboard from a cruise liner by Chaz, her scumbag husband, and survived to tell the tale. But rather than reporting the crime to the police, she decides to stay dead and instead of getting mad, get even. Filled with a host of endearingly offbeat characters, and a narrative that is hilarious, romantic and thought-provoking by turns, Skinny Dip takes us on a journey through the warped politics of southern Florida.
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One of the American Greats
- By Joel on 01-08-13
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Series: Mick Stranahan (unabridged), Book 2, Skink Series, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 10-31-08
- Language: English
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Lucky You
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
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Grange, Florida, is famous for its miracles - the weeping fiberglass Madonna, the Road-Stain Jesus, the stigmata man. And now it has JoLayne Lucks, unlikely winner of the state lottery. Unfortunately, JoLayne's winning ticket isn't the only one. The other belongs to Bodean Gazzer and his raunchy sidekick, Chub, who believe they're entitled to the whole $28 million jackpot. And they need it quickly, to start their own underground militia before NATO troops invade America. But JoLayne Lucks has her own plans for the Lotto money - an Eden-like forest in Grange must be saved from strip-malling.
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Great characters, great story, and quite funny too
- By Vaughn on 12-19-13
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Lucky You
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Edward Asner
- Length: 3 hrs and 3 mins
- Release date: 07-10-12
- Language: English
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Nature Girl
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Jane Curtin
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
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Honey Santana, impassioned, willful, possibly bipolar, self-proclaimed "queen of lost causes", has a scheme to help rid the world of irresponsibility, indifference, and dinnertime sales calls. She's taking rude, gullible Relentless, Inc., telemarketer Boyd Shreave and his less-than-enthusiastic mistress, Eugenie, into the wilderness of Florida's Ten Thousand Islands for a gentle lesson in civility.
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Great book, decent audio.
- By Rebecca on 11-08-10
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Nature Girl
- Narrated by: Jane Curtin
- Length: 5 hrs and 6 mins
- Release date: 10-30-06
- Language: English
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Team Rodent
- How Disney Devours the World
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Richard Gilliland
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
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Disney is so good, it's bad. So argues Carl Hiaasen, an award-winning investigative reporter and columnist with the Miami Herald, whose dream is to be banned forever from Disney World. In Team Rodent, Hiaasen provides an unflinching look at the mega-empire and says its attempts to alter "God's work" are a manifestation of "pure wickedness."
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Outsanding Business Journalism!
- By By CJ on 12-26-02
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Team Rodent
- How Disney Devours the World
- Narrated by: Richard Gilliland
- Length: 1 hr and 42 mins
- Release date: 12-16-99
- Language: English
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Sick Puppy
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
- Length: 12 hrs and 45 mins
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Idealistic, independently wealthy, and pathologically short-tempered, Twilly Spree has dedicated himself to saving Florida's wilderness from runaway destruction. When Palmer Stoat drops litter, Twilly decides to teach him a lesson.
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Sick Puppy
- Narrated by: Nick Sullivan
- Series: Skink Series, Book 4
- Length: 12 hrs and 45 mins
- Release date: 02-11-09
- Language: English
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Squeeze Me
- A Novel
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
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It’s the height of the Palm Beach charity ball season: for every disease or cause, there’s a reason for the local luminaries to eat (minimally), drink (maximally) and be seen. But when a prominent high-society dowager suddenly vanishes during a swanky gala and is later found dead in a concrete grave, panic and chaos erupt. Kiki Pew was notable not just for her wealth and her jewels - she was an ardent fan of the winter White House resident just down the road and a founding member of the Potussies, a group of women dedicated to supporting their president.
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Squeeze Me
- A Novel
- Narrated by: Scott Brick
- Series: Skink Series, Book 8
- Length: 11 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 03-11-21
- Language: English
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Skinny Dip
- By: Carl Hiaasen
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Length: 13 hrs and 53 mins
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Chaz Perrone has just found a way to make a fortune out of the Florida Everglades, and he's damned if anyone's going to stop him. So when he suspects that his wife, Joey, is going to get in his way, he takes her on an expensive anniversary cruise and pushes her overboard into the night-dark Atlantic. Unfortunately for Chaz, Joey survives the fall and is plucked from the ocean by a former cop, Mick Stranahan. Joey decides to stay dead and screw with Chaz until he screws himself.
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Skinny Dip
- Narrated by: Jeff Harding
- Series: Mick Stranahan (unabridged), Book 2, Skink Series, Book 5
- Length: 13 hrs and 53 mins
- Release date: 12-15-14
- Language: English
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