After 30 years of biker bars, strip clubs, and seedy roadhouses, the raunchy barroom songs of Dick Grande have emerged as beloved anthems of barflies and truckers all over the world. What's surprising is the underground swell of bootlegged copies that have popped up in the panty drawers of upper-class housewives and the demurest of debutantes. Not only have these insidious ditties infiltrated the common man, but they have also reached the pinnacle of political culture.
Funny, funny, funny. For decades now Dick Grande (the king of raunchy) and his exotic-dancer wife, Virginia Ham, have been spreading the gospel of "Raunchy Songs" throughout the land. Now, with the release of their Raunchiest Holiday Songs, tunes like "All I Want For Xmas Is My Two Front Teats" and "My Inflatable Valentine" will soon fill the homes of America with ole-fashion' raunch.
Girls Gone Raunchy is a compilation of songs by Virginia Ham, exotic dancer and Doctor of Musicology. While attending the University of Louisiana, she financed her education by headlining at Johnny's Jugs Emporium, a local gentleman's club. Virginia also did extensive research on the Uti Uti tribe in the South Pacific. Dr. Ham noted the natives would sing humorous ditties while cavorting like bunnies to the erotic beats being played by young, naked, pubescent boys.