Discover why Satan was forced to make Hell out of such poor material beginning with . . . Texas.
A parody on "Curfew Must Not Ring Tonight". Instead of taking place in the majestic and historic Tower of London, the story takes place on a farm in Kansas and the threat to love is the dreaded dog Towser.
We all have foods we despise and reasons why. Humorously, a man gives reasons why no one should like Dried-Apple Pies.
A man notices a strange correlation between death and the menu served at his boarding house.