[Contains explicit content] This is Mortified: adults sharing their most embarrassing childhood artifacts with others, unembellished, with nothing but god given awkwardness. This episode is a special mixtape, featuring two tales of teenage neurotics, and focusing on that special area of expertise for angsty teens: romance. Jen ruminates on boobs and kissing. Adam writes a letter and a poem, but only delivers one. Mortified is a proud member of Radiotopia from PRX.