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  • Assassination Vacation | Sarah Vowell

    Assassination Vacation

    • ABRIDGED (7 hrs and 24 mins)
    • By Sarah Vowell
    • Narrated By Conan O'Brien, Stephen King, Dave Eggers, and others
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    Sarah Vowell exposes the glorious conundrums of American history and culture with wit, probity, and an irreverent sense of humor. With Assassination Vacation, she takes us on a road trip like no other, a journey to the pit stops of American political murder and through the myriad ways they have been used for fun and profit, for political and cultural advantage.

    Rachel says: "extremely entertaining and informative"
  • Death's Excellent Vacation | Charlaine Harris (author/editor),Toni L. P. Kelner (editor),Amanda Ronconi,Katie MacAlister,Jeaniene Frost,Lilith Saintcrow,Jeff Abbott

    Death's Excellent Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (12 hrs and 57 mins)
    • By Charlaine Harris (author/editor), Toni L. P. Kelner (editor), Amanda Ronconi, and others
    • Narrated By Christopher Lane
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
    Overall
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    It really can be an endless summer — if you’re immortal. Though a vampire would be ill-advised to take a cruise to Bermuda, the possibilities for getting away from it all — and maybe snacking on some unsuspecting tourist — are many.

    Terry says: "The Perfect Listen for a Vacation Getaway..."
  • Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Summer Vacation: Charlie Joe Jackson, Book 3 | Tommy Greenwald

    Charlie Joe Jackson's Guide to Summer Vacation: Charlie Joe Jackson, Book 3

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By Tommy Greenwald
    • Narrated By MacLeod Andrews
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    It’s finally summer vacation! But instead of hanging out with his friends and playing with his dogs, Charlie Joe Jackson has to face his worst fear: academic summer camp. Camp Rituhbukkee is exactly how Charlie Joe pictured it: books and nerds as far as the eye can see. It’s like permanent opposite day, where the dorks are the cool kids and the cool kids are the losers. But Charlie Joe is determined to convince the entire camp to hate reading and writing - one genius at a time. Can he pull it off? Or will he - gasp! - turn into one of them?!?!

  • Death Will Extend Your Vacation | Elizabeth Zelvin

    Death Will Extend Your Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 51 mins)
    • By Elizabeth Zelvin
    • Narrated By Mark Boyett
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    A carefree summer in Deadhampton turns lethal when the tide washes in the body of Clea, an investigative journalist whose passions included environmental issues and more than her share of boyfriends. The suspects are all in 12-step programs, but somebody's not abstaining from murder. Soon Bruce, Jimmy and Barbara are up to their necks in sleuthing. As the summer heats up, secrets and lies start buzzing around this dream vacation like flies at a beach picnic. Bruce must find answers by Labor Day without getting himself killed.

  • Magic Tree House, Book 13: Vacation Under the Volcano | Mary Pope Osborne

    Magic Tree House, Book 13: Vacation Under the Volcano

    • UNABRIDGED (41 mins)
    • By Mary Pope Osborne
    • Narrated By Mary Pope Osborne
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    In their first adventure as Master Librarians, Jack and In their first adventure as Master Librarians, Jack and Annie go to the city of Pompeii to bring back an ancient story that is in danger of being lost forever. Little do they know they are saving the myth of Hercules! But before they can find it, the town's volcano erupts in a mighty explosion. Just when things look hopeless, Jack and Annie get some unexpected help from a certain mythic hero...and the rest, as they say, is history.

  • Systemize, Automate, Delegate: How to Grow a Business While Traveling, on Vacation, and Taking Time Off: Business Productivity Secrets | Tom Corson-Knowles

    Systemize, Automate, Delegate: How to Grow a Business While Traveling, on Vacation, and Taking Time Off: Business Productivity Secrets

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 2 mins)
    • By Tom Corson-Knowles
    • Narrated By Matt Stone
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Are you holding yourself back from growing your business by working too hard? If your business isn't growing as fast as you want it to and you're not living the lifestyle of your dreams, there's only one reason: you don't have the right system! Systems work without you - and the right system could grow your business 10x or more!

    Seth says: "This is all super basic fluff"
  • Snowstorm Desire: An Erotic Vacation Romance | Alexia Wells

    Snowstorm Desire: An Erotic Vacation Romance

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 15 mins)
    • By Alexia Wells
    • Narrated By Lila Fallon
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    All Samantha wanted for Christmas truly was a hot guy who would love her with all his heart and every inch of his hard body. Instead, she got a box set of Game of Thrones. She is fed up with her job and with being single. Her plan to spend her vacation watching TV and doing nothing else (she needed some down time) changes when she has the impulse to visit her friend Lisette in Maine.

  • Vacation | Matthew Costello

    Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 29 mins)
    • By Matthew Costello
    • Narrated By Peter Macon
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    After a global crisis causes crops to fail and species to disappear, something even more deadly happens. Masses around the world suddenly become predators, feeding off their own kind. These “Can Heads” grow to such a threat that fences, gated compounds, and SWAT style police protection become absolutely necessary to live.

    cynthia says: "Page turner"
  • Freak Show Without a Tent: Swimming with Piranhas, Getting Stoned in Fiji and Other Family Vacations | Nevin Martell

    Freak Show Without a Tent: Swimming with Piranhas, Getting Stoned in Fiji and Other Family Vacations

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 50 mins)
    • By Nevin Martell
    • Narrated By Bernard Setaro Clark
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    Fishing for piranhas in the Amazon, getting stoned at Fijian kava ceremonies, and witnessing the ancient ritual of land diving on Pentecost Island is the stuff of National Geographic cover stories - and Nevin Martell’s childhood vacations. His family’s globetrotting took them from the South Pacific to South America and many points nowhere in between.

    Hans says: "A historical memoir of family adventure"
  • Aliens on Vacation: The Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast Series, Book 1 | Clete Barrett Smith

    Aliens on Vacation: The Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs)
    • By Clete Barrett Smith
    • Narrated By Joshua Swanson
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Scrub isn’t happy about having to spend the summer with his hippie grandmother in “Middle of Nowhere,” Washington. When he arrives at her Intergalactic Bed & Breakfast, he’s not surprised by its 1960s-meets-Star Wars decor, but he is surprised by the weird-looking guests. It turns out that each room in the inn is a portal and his grandma is the gate-keeper, allowing aliens to vacation on Earth. She desperately needs Scrub’s help with disguising the tourists as humans. As if that weren’t difficult enough, the town sheriff is already suspicious of Granny.

    kj says: "fun read"
  • My First Ladyboy Sex Vacation: Ladyboy Erotic Vacations Series, Book 1 | E.H. Watson

    My First Ladyboy Sex Vacation: Ladyboy Erotic Vacations Series, Book 1

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 2 mins)
    • By E.H. Watson
    • Narrated By Leighton Garrett
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    An erotic tale of unbridled lust and the crossing of new frontiers as the author EH Watson indulges in an extended and hedonistic sex session with an exquisite goddess in the form of a stunningly beautiful Bangkok ladyboy in Thailand. No detail, however graphic, is left out, in this exciting and thrilling tale that will appeal to all readers with an interest in or curiosity about transsexuals.

    Ben and Tracy says: "Well Written and Descriptive "
  • A to Z Mysteries: The Vampire's Vacation | Ron Roy

    A to Z Mysteries: The Vampire's Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr)
    • By Ron Roy
    • Narrated By David Pittu
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    When Dink, Josh, and Ruth Rose follow a pale, dark-haired stranger into Ellie's Diner, he vanishes! But Ellie has a cut on her neck...or could it be a bite? Could there really be a vampire in Green Lawn? And could Dink, Josh, and Ruth Rose be his next victims?

  • Vacaciones al sol [Vacations in the Sun]: Lola Lago, detective | Lourdes Miquel,Neus Sans

    Vacaciones al sol [Vacations in the Sun]: Lola Lago, detective

    • UNABRIDGED (41 mins)
    • By Lourdes Miquel, Neus Sans
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    Lola Lago va a pasar unos días en Tossa de Mar, en la Costa Brava. Durante el viaje conoce a Magnus Nilsson, un sueco que ha sido víctima de una estafa immobiliaria internacional. Lola le ofrece su ayuda para encontrar a los estafadores.La responsable de una agencia de detectives privados tendrá que hacer frente no solo a los casos que se le presentan, sino también a las dificultades de ser mujer en un mundo reservado tradicionalmente a los hombres.

    Sarah says: "Great way to learn Spanish"
  • The Vacation | Polly Horvath

    The Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 42 mins)
    • By Polly Horvath
    • Narrated By Kirby Heyborne
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    When his mother decides on a whim to be a missionary in Africa and drags his unwilling father with her, Henry is left in the care of his Aunts Magnolia and Pigg. Henry's sure they dislike him and he's trying to keep his distance, but that becomes more difficult when Mag decides they should take a destination-less road trip.

    Douglas H. Sheafor says: "The Vacation"
  • My Depraved Amsterdam TGirl Adventure: Ladyboy Erotic Vacations Series, Book 4 | E.H. Watson

    My Depraved Amsterdam TGirl Adventure: Ladyboy Erotic Vacations Series, Book 4

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 21 mins)
    • By E.H. Watson
    • Narrated By Leighton Garrett
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    It's time for another wild and erotic adventure. This time the destination is Amsterdam. Yes it's me, your old pal, Edward, AKA EH Watson. I'm back again on another transsexual odyssey. This time, you can listen and join me as I recount multiple adventures that took place over the course of just two days in Amsterdam during early September of 2013.

  • Family Vacation on a Budget: Helpful Tips on Saving for That Family Dream Vacation | Jordyn Luck

    Family Vacation on a Budget: Helpful Tips on Saving for That Family Dream Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 36 mins)
    • By Jordyn Luck
    • Narrated By Van Page
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    Always dreamed of going to Disney World? You can! Think the Caribbean is out of reach? It’s not! We’ve compiled the advice and suggestions from many vacation experts and added some of our own experiences as well to give you this comprehensive guide to taking a family vacation on a budget! We’ll show you different ways to save money on airfare, hotels, transportation, and eating.

  • What I Did on My Midlife Crisis Vacation | Debbianne DeRose

    What I Did on My Midlife Crisis Vacation

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Debbianne DeRose
    • Narrated By Debbianne DeRose
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    Auras and chakras and power trippers, Oh my! Are you curious about the cosmic mysteries of life - like energy healing, past lives and spoon-bending? Do you wonder what the point of Life is? Midlife Crisis haver or not, you'll enjoy this thought-provoking and often hilariously guided tour of the underbelly of New Age America. You'll encounter colorful characters, universal truths... and occasional charlatans. Journeying vicariously through the author's evolution-of-the-psyche is likely to trigger some personal epiphanies of your own - or at the very least, a steady stream of smirks.

  • Swinging on the Beach: Wife Sharing on Vacation: Wife Swap Chronicles, Episode Three | Cindy Jameson

    Swinging on the Beach: Wife Sharing on Vacation: Wife Swap Chronicles, Episode Three

    • UNABRIDGED (14 mins)
    • By Cindy Jameson
    • Narrated By Sapphire Rose
    • Whispersync for Voice-ready
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    Sarah Greggor is back on the air talking to first time swingers, and her guest is Janice, a lovely, hot wife with the body of a nymph. She’s on the wildly popular "Wife Swap Chronicles" radio show to discuss the vacation she took with her husband. The couple found themselves on a clothing optional beach with a couple so sexy that a wife-swapping party was anything but optional.

  • Geronimo Stilton: Books 7-9: Red Pizzas for a Blue Count, Attack of the Bandit Cats, and A Fabumouse Vacation for Geronimo | Geronimo Stilton

    Geronimo Stilton: Books 7-9: Red Pizzas for a Blue Count, Attack of the Bandit Cats, and A Fabumouse Vacation for Geronimo

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Geronimo Stilton
    • Narrated By Edward Herrmann
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    My troublemaker cousin was trapped in Transratania! And before I could even squeak, my sister, Thea, dragged me along on her rescue mission. Little did we know that Transratania is the land of vampire bats! Holey cheese, bats give me goose bumps!

    Scott says: "Geronimo"
  • Curvy Girls Do It on Vacation: Short Erotic Romance, Book 6 | Ulriche Kacey Padraige

    Curvy Girls Do It on Vacation: Short Erotic Romance, Book 6

    • UNABRIDGED (39 mins)
    • By Ulriche Kacey Padraige
    • Narrated By Shoshana Franck
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    The first week of the vacation was everything that Amanda imagined. She loved the pure air and the Jacuzzi and the shade of the trees and the freedom to lounge around the back deck without a stitch of clothes on.

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