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Legions of fans know Opie & Anthony as the kings of "cringe radio," who dominate an expanding media empire. Since October 2004, their unique humor has been the centerpiece of High Voltage, the channel XM Satellite Radio created especially for them. Then, in April 2006, they took over the key morning drive slot on seven CBS Radio stations. Audible's Opie & Anthony subscription delivers both shows in one hilarious package!
"Ramon, bring me a spoiled family photo"
Today on O&A, we start our show discussing the firing of Anthony and where we go from here. We talk about our feelings on the situation and the future of our show. We take phone calls from listeners about Anthony’s firing, Ron Bennington joins the show, Anthony’s brother Joe calls in, and we talk more with Ron about the future.
"Bring Anthony back!"
Today on O&A, we are live from Montreal at the Just for Laughs festival! Sam hosts the Preshow with Opie and is joined by Jim. We let the audience in and talk to a few people. Tom Papa joins us and we discuss what we did last night. Gabriel Iglesias stops by and talks about his career and new movie, we talk to a listener who took a very long bus ride here, and we talk more with Tom. Don thinks a woman in the audience is hot, we talk about Jim's new Vice show, we talk to more people in the audience, and comedian Chris D'Elia stops by. We talk to another listener in the audience, comedians Kurt Metzger and Nikki Glaser join the show, Greg Proops joins the show, and Jim Jefferies joins us. And finally, Ron White joins us and talks about his career, and we talk to all the comedians about weird sex fetishes.
Today on O&A, a former escort releases text messages from Ben Stein, Jim Breuer joins the show, we tell Jim Breuer about what’s going on in the news, and Jim talks about his parents. Jim Breuer talks about his family falling apart and his mother. We talk more with Jim about the situation with his mother and listen to some audio of him and his mom. Jim talks about his relationship with Dave Chappelle, we listen to another clip of Jim and his mom, Kenny talks about his yoga, and we wrap up with Jim Breuer.
Today on O&A, we start our show discussing all the Weird Al videos released last week, Jim went to Los Angeles over the weekend, Joe DeRosa joins the show, Colin Quinn calls in, and we talk about viral videos. Pao from 90 Day Fiancé might be getting divorced, and we talk to a listener about meeting girls online and immigration. A girl takes a smiling selfie at Auschwitz, we talk about selfies and social media, we discuss visiting sad places, and Jim likes a Turkish song. Finally, Joe DeRosa hosts a special edition of his podcast.
"wrong recording, this is old, wrong date !"
Legions of fans know Opie & Anthony as the kings of "cringe radio," who dominate an expanding media empire. Since October 2004, their unique humor has been the centerpiece of High Voltage, the channel XM Satellite Radio created especially for them. Then, in April 2006, they took over the key morning drive slot on seven CBS Radio stations. Audible's Opie & Anthony subscription delivers both shows in one hilarious package! For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.
"This is awesome"
Today on O&A, Rich Vos starts the show with us and brings us gifts. We talk to Rich about what’s going in his life, we take a few calls about Anthony, and Bob Kelly joins the show. Rich has a gift for Bob, and we talk about having kids. Then, Bonnie McFarlane calls in to talk about Rich, and Ricky Gervais stops by to talk about Anthony’s firing and his career. Finally, Pete Rose joins the show and we talk about baseball, Pete’s career, and what he’s doing now.
Today on O&A, we recap our interview with D. L. Hughley yesterday, Jim Florentine joins the show, we watch a video of a girl at the dentist who is very horny, and we talk about music with Jim. We talk about being in air bands, we talk about Pete Rose and whether or not he should be in the Hall of Fame, we talk about baseball, and we check out Joe DiMaggio’s penis. Jim hates Applebees, we talk about chain restaurants, Dan Soder joins the show, we talk more about restaurants, and we discuss things we hate. Finally, we discuss chick flicks and how much Roland loves them.
Today on O&A, Sam hosts the Pre Show. We start our show talking about World Cup and Canada, Anthony sees a video online with someone wearing a Not Sam shirt, we talk about 4DX movie theaters, Germain from SlashFilm calls in to talk about his 4DX review, and we discuss Let It Go. The Who are touring and recording a new album, we talk about Pearl Jam, Sandy Kane calls in, there’s an update to a video we saw yesterday. Anthony has a large camera lens and we talk about old studio windows and watching girls, Dennis Falcone stops by to talk about July 4th radio programming, we watch Mick Jagger make fun of Monty Python, Anthony hates jazz, and we talk about music with Dennis. Sandy Kane joins us in studio, Sandy has a sex dream about Anthony, we play Sandy’s new song, and we talk to Sandy about her love life. We wrap up with Sandy Kane and she sings us a song. And finally, Sam hosts the Post Show.
Today on O&A, there's new rules for cab drivers. Parents are complaining about books in school. We talk about how easy it is for kids to get porn these days. We take some phone calls. We talk about the band Cake. A fan is in trouble with Anthony. We talk about Nick Cannon's radio talent coach. We go over some talent coach show prep. We talk to some kids on the phone. Comedian Bob Kelly joins the show. Bobo comes in to talk about his hemorrhoid. Bobo takes his pants off.
Anthony is back from being sick, Opie is now a fan of soccer, a drunk soccer fan interrupts a news segment, we listen to an offensive soccer chant, and an airline deletes a World Cup tweet. We discuss the BET Awards and watch Mike Tyson’s appearance, Robin Thicke cries during a song, we discuss soccer some more, we talk about offensive chants, and we discuss The View and offensive things. Chip calls Mike Francesa, Nancy Grace breaks news that a child is found, a man sues Benjamin Moore over racist paint names, and we discuss the Nancy Grace story some more. We talk to the Consumer and try some snacks, and we talk about beer. We discuss Hershey, PA, and we talk about staying in Bed & Breakfasts.
Today on O&A, we are live from Montreal at Just For Laughs. Sam hosts the Preshow and Opie joins in to talk about the staff dinner last night. Bob Kelly joins Sam and they talk to some audience members. We start our show talking about Jim's speech yesterday, we talk to the audience, Sam talks about being circumcised at 19, and we talk to 2 listeners who also had penis issues. Dave Attell, Ari Shaffir and Nick DiPaolo join the show and we talk to them about their latest projects.
Today on O&A, we start the show discussing Oasis and the Gallagher brothers hating each other, Colin Quinn joins us in studio, we recap our Pete Rose interview, we talk to Colin about Jerry Seinfeld, and Colin tells us about celebrities who forgot his name.
Today on O&A, Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about the cold weather, we discuss Paula Deen and her comment about Michael Sam, and the NFL might ban another word along with the n-word. We have a surprise weigh-in with Erik and Roland, and former WWE commentator Jim Ross stops by. We recap our Jim Ross interview, there's an update on the $10 million coin story, Colin Quinn calls in, we discuss the Oscars, and we listen to some Todd Show production. Scott Shannon calls in and we discuss his career and Jocktober. And finally, Sam hosts the Post Show.
Today on O&A, we start the show with Jim, who's back from Los Angeles. We talk about last week's storm, football and watching it on Red Zone. We talk about baseball, Lindsay Lohan's relapse and Kevin Smith joins us in studio. Kevin talks about going to the bathroom. Opie brings up doing it outside. We talk about masturbating. Kevin talks about how much he likes the fleshlight and Kevin makes the announcement that his Smodcast is coming to the Virus.
This tribute to Patrice O' Neal includes reflections from comedian Jim Florentine and Anthony Cumia. Classic Patrice appearances include The Black Phillip Show, Patrice’s take on the Illuminati, Patrice in studio with Gallagher, The Bobo Up and Down Game, the cab challenge, and Patrice’s ‘Unmasked’ interview with Ron Bennington.
"RIP Funny Man"
Today on O&A, Sam hosts the Pre Show. Anthony is out sick and Jim Florentine fills in, we talk about Nirvana and 80’s metal, Florentine tells some relationship stories, we discuss the World Cup, and Bill Burr calls in. Rich Vos joins the show, we talk to Vos about all the big things has going on, and Bonnie McFarlane calls in. Gary Oldman apologizes, Michelle Obama says ‘gypped’, we discuss the term ‘Indian giver’, and we talk about food. We talk to Rich about his personal life, and we talk to a listener from New Orleans on the phone.
And finally, Sam hosts the Post Show.
We start today’s show talking about the weather, and the wind tunnel near Opie’s house. Opie talks about his time at the Islanders game last night, while Ant talks about being at another Fashion Show. We bring up Lady Gaga, talk about her ridiculous outfits, and play some clips of her on GMA. Patrice O’neal comes by to talk about his new Comedy Central special. He talks about trying to retire, his depression, and his audience. Bill Burr joins the show next and we talk about the NHL.
Today on O&A, we start the show today talking about O&A doing Imus’ event last night. We play some clips Sam got of O&A backstage at the show. Anthony was on Hannity and Hannity was asking about Opie doing the show again. We talk about the radiation situation in Japan. A super moon is coming and Opie has a prediction about when it will be here. We talk about a teacher having a relationship with a student and how you would need to keep that a secret.
Anthony trades in his Mustang for a Jaguar, we talk to Kenny, there’s lots of sex crimes at Grand Central Station, Anthony goes to the DMV, we check to see if we’re on our high school’s lists of famous people, we talk about the Commack Motor Inn, Jim makes the news with his MSNBC comments, we go over a list of offensive patents, and the Supreme Court rules on patent trolls.