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Legions of fans know Opie & Anthony as the kings of "cringe radio," who dominate an expanding media empire. Since October 2004, their unique humor has been the centerpiece of High Voltage, the channel XM Satellite Radio created especially for them. Then, in April 2006, they took over the key morning drive slot on seven CBS Radio stations. Audible's Opie & Anthony subscription delivers both shows in one hilarious package!
"Ramon, bring me a spoiled family photo"
Legions of fans know Opie & Anthony as the kings of "cringe radio," who dominate an expanding media empire. Since October 2004, their unique humor has been the centerpiece of High Voltage, the channel XM Satellite Radio created especially for them. Then, in April 2006, they took over the key morning drive slot on seven CBS Radio stations. Audible's Opie & Anthony subscription delivers both shows in one hilarious package! For Adults Only: Explicit language. Must be 18 years of age to purchase.
"This is awesome"
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about Roland and Dominique Ansel, Jim saw Black Sabbath last night, and Anthony talks about ObamaCare. Don Baylor breaks his femur, de Blasio is booed at the Mets game, the Stanley Cup gets stolen, and we talk about the ideas management has for our Unmasked taping.
Dennis Falcone hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about Tara Reid, we watch a viral video of a guy with road rage and discuss who is at fault, and Ron Bennington joins the show. We continue with Ron, scientists find a new planet, and the Entenmann's factory in Long Island is closing. A caller asks for Ron's advice, we make a big announcement with Ron, we tell old radio stories, and Joe Valentino from Great Neck Nissan calls in. We watch Joan River's return to The Tonight Show, we listen to some old audio of Ron, Stephen Colbert might be in trouble for a racist tweet, and we wrap up with Ron.
There's a meeting at K-Rock that we aren't invited to today. We're no longer on in Washington D.C. Anthony explains why he was out yesterday. Randy Moss is accused of hurting a woman. A Packers fan forces his son to wear a Packers jersey. A Patriots fan gets his head tattooed with their logo. Tom comes in to talk about today's mystery meeting. We talk about overweight cops. Opie is obsessed with Staten Island. Britney Spears might have multiple personalities.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about the missing plane, Adam Carolla is being sued over a podcast patent, we discuss Diamond Vision, we talk more about podcast patent lawsuits, Roland is not wearing his new watch, and we talk about our watch's camera settings. L'Ren Scott leaves her fortune to Mick Jagger, Sam is sick, we watch a new Real Rock TV clip, Kim Jong Un orders everyone to have his haircut, and Jay Mohr joins the show. We talk to Jay Mohr about his radio show, some listeners prank Mike Francesa, Jay is trying to make another baby, and we talk about sex.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show going through a list of old cell phones, we recap our Samsung meeting yesterday and talk about our new phones, we talk about Roland and sports, and we talk about Dominique Ansel and his cronuts. We read a memo to terrestrial radio stations about April Fool's pranks, we talk about our Menino prank, we watch an old Real Rock TV clip, and we watch a man get rescued from a burning building.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show discussing Anthony's Borgata weekend, Bobo calls in with an update on Lady Di, we talk to Lady Di on the phone, and we discuss Lady Di's judgments and liens against her. The lead singer of GWAR is reportedly dead, we discuss the missing Malaysia flight, we watch a clip of Louis CK and Bradley Cooper, and we discuss famous people who listen to the show. Dominic Monaghan stops by to talk about conspiracy theories and the new season of his show. Hulk Hogan stops by to talk about his career in wrestling and the upcoming Wrestlemania 30. Comedian and SNL cast member Bobby Moynihan stops by to talk about his career and new TV show.
We start our show addressing some comments Jason Ellis made yesterday, Opie is trying to save Dr. Steve's show, and we talk more about Jason Ellis. We check out Chelsea Handler's new book, Scarlett Johannson is pregnant, our fans hijack Jesse Ventura's Reddit AMA, we talk about Scorch's new gig, Buff Bagwell is a gigolo, we listen to when Anthony called in to Mancow's show, and we listen to an old Mancow clip.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about the missing plane, Marion calls in, and we talk more about the missing plane and how to survive. New Kurt Cobain photos are released, Billy Joel messes up a song, two lesbian teachers get their jobs back, Lady Di comes in studio for her last day as an intern, and Heather B stops by. Dan Soder joins the show, we talk about buying legal weed in Colorado, Lady Di comes in, Lady Di gets propositioned, and Dan Soder pretends to be an aviation expert. Greg Gutfeld stops by to talk about his new book and things in the news.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show teasing a Lady Di controversy, and we recap our interview with Belle Knox from yesterday. We discuss the controversy surrounding Lady Di yesterday, Lady Di joins us in studio to talk about yesterday, Colin Quinn calls in, Marion calls in, and we talk to Lady Di about his sex life.
We start our show talking about the weather, Ellen and Chelsea Handler are catching flack for Oscars comments, Anthony watches 12 Years a Slave, Scott Shannon thanks us again, we watch Rob Ford on Jimmy Kimmel Live, and we go over the list of billion dollar movies. A woman who is 116 years old shares are secret, we watch clips of a man pretending to be a chef get on morning TV shows, and a man pretending to be a yo-yo champion fakes his way onto TV.
Today on O&A, we start today’s show with Jim recovering from his sickness and Opie hoping that he is not catching it. Jay Mohr calls in from the Atlanta airport, where there are a lot of fat people. We talk about how great Monty Python’s The Meaning of Life is and listen to some clips from it. Jared Leto made a video portraying Kurt Cobain, possibly as an audition for an upcoming biopic. Jim talks about meeting DMC from Run DMC yesterday and we talk about Jim’s celebrity photo obsession.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show with Colin Quinn in studio, Lady Di is here for her internship, and Dr. Steve calls in to talk about Lady Di. We discuss the latest update on the missing plane, Marion calls in, and Marion takes on some callers. We reveal Lady Di's makeover, we find out about Lady Di working at Shop Rite, and Mike Baker calls in to talk about the missing plane. Chip gets a pet wolf, we talk about March Madness, and Lady Di shows some stuff she wants to pawn. Rick Harrison from Pawn Stars stops by to talk about his career and TV show, Lady Di tries to sell Rick some items, and we talk more with Lady Di about her life at home.
Today on O&A, we talk about the Jersey Shore's new season starting soon. The world's first full face transplant patient shows his face for the first time. We talk more about Jersey Shore. Another no-hitter is thrown. Mel Gibson tape #7 is out. A Saudi man chains his son in the basement because of an evil genie. Oliver Stone is in trouble for comments about Jews. We discuss sharks and fishing. Comedian Bill Burr joins the show. We talk about conspiracies and government.
Opie goes to Florida over the weekend. We talk about the Swine Flu. Jack Kemp dies. Anthony talks about his latest vampire weekend. Jim goes to the New Jersey Hall of Fame induction ceremony. We recap the Kentucky Derby. Comedian Brian Regan joins the show. We talk about animals attacking and watch some videos. We quiz Sam on general football knowledge. Sam interviews Darryl Strawberry. E-Rock asks Darryl Strawberry a terrible question. We talk about Star Trek.
Today on O&A, we start our show talking about Reverend Al being a mob informant, Dominique Ansel is reopening today, UConn wins the NCAA Championship, and a guy from Egypt calls. Paul Stanley is on Fox News, it’s Biz Markie’s birthday, Erik goes down to Dominique’s bakery, people are tipping over smart cars, and we listen to a different rendition of Time of My Life. Erik calls from Ansel’s bakery, Nick Cannon gets booed at a Knicks game, and Erik tries to get on TV at the bakery. We watch some videos online, strippers go to a nursing home in Long Island, we discuss legalizing pot, Lady Di calls in, and Bobo calls in.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show with our new intern Lady Di and talk to her about her morning and how her St. Patrick's Day went. We discuss our upcoming interview with Belle Knox, we talk about the missing Malaysia flight, Courtney Love might have found the missing plane, we watch a kid crying over a football player, a man finds a fat orgy in his rented apartment, and we get a Lady Di update. Duke porn star Belle Knox stops by to talk about her life and new career in the adult film industry, and Lady Di talks to Belle. We recap our interview with Belle, Lady Di admits a few things, we try to buy Di's panties, we listen to Lady Di answer the phones, and we check out Di's panties. And finally, Sam hosts the Post Show.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show talking about the school stabbing yesterday, a bully gets beaten up on a bus, a woman flips out in a diner, unruly teens fight in McDonald's, we talk about weird names, and Anthony watches Roots. We listen to Sean Hannity talk about us in his radio show, Dennis Falcone comes in studio to talk about his new sunglasses, we listen to Marion call the Preshow again, and we talk about Unmasked. There's some new naked Rihanna photos, we read through TMZ's twitter, Bobo gets tricked online again, Bobo calls in, and Dave Attell joins the show. We continue with Dave Attell, Cousin Brucie stops by, and we wrap up with Dave Attell.
Sam hosts the Preshow. We start our show discussing Stephen Colbert taking over for Letterman, Opie has an ObamaCare update, and Anthony takes his cat for a walk. Family Dollar is closing a bunch of stores, we recap last night's Rock and Roll Hall of Fame induction, an author talks about her whiteness on MSNBC, and Colin Quinn calls in. Dan Soder joins the show, we talk about the Ultimate Warrior dying, we start watching Nancy Grace talk about wrestlers and steroids, and we see bears on Fox & Friends. We continue with Dan Soder, and we watch more of Nancy Grace talk about wrestling. We watch a video for a terrible new summertime song, we listen to some AC, and we wrap up with Dan Soder.