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Dragon's Fin Soup
- Eight Modern Siamese Fables
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
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Dragon’s Fin SoupEight Modern Siamese Fablesin the tradition of the Marx Brothers...Eight Rowdy Taleswhere East and West don’t meet—they collide...Eight Frightening Ruminations...where nothing is as it seems, and even the unreal is an illusion...Eight Delectable Servings...That could only have sprung from the fevered mind of . . .S. P. Somtow...The most unique writer of this, or any other, millennium....“One of the most gifted masters of colour and spectacle.”Theodore Sturgeon....S. P. Somtow is the J. D. Salinger of Siam.”George Axelrod.
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Dragon's Fin Soup
- Eight Modern Siamese Fables
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 08-15-25
- Language: English
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Nero and Sporus
- The Complete Epic of the Slave who became an Empress in Imperial Rome
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 24 mins
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Finally available in one volume! The decadence of Imperial Rome comes to life in S.P. Somtow's Literary Titan Award-winning novel about one of ancient history's wildest characters. The historian Suetonius tells us that the Emperor Nero emasculated and married his slave Sporus, the spitting image of murdered Empress Poppaea. But history has more tidbits about Sporus, who went from "puer delicatus" to Empress to one Emperor and concubine to another, and ended up being sentenced to play the Earth-Goddess in the arena. from Literary Titan "If you like your historical fiction brutal and ...
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Nero and Sporus
- The Complete Epic of the Slave who became an Empress in Imperial Rome
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 16 hrs and 24 mins
- Release date: 05-19-25
- Language: English
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Vampire Junction
- Timmy Valentine, Book 1
- By: S. P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
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Now acknowledged as one of the most important classics of 20th-century gothic literature, S.P. Somtow's tale of a 12-year-old rock star vampire, his Jungian analyst, and the Wagnerian conductor who is his nemesis turned the entire genre upside down in the 1980s and is considered the ancestor of the "splatterpunk" movement. Vampire Junction has been voted one of the top 40 horror books of all time.
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Wild ride!!
- By Tim on 08-20-19
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Vampire Junction
- Timmy Valentine, Book 1
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Series: Timmy Valentine, Book 1
- Length: 13 hrs and 25 mins
- Release date: 02-06-13
- Language: English
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The Ultimate, Ultimate, Ultimate Mallworld
- complete collection of the classic science fiction series
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
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35 years after the first Mallworld story was produced, S.P. Somtow has produced the Ultimate, Ultimate, Ultimate Mallworld collection. Included are all the original stories (and the one story left out of the Starblaze trade edition), all the ads for the Mallworld products (left out in the TOR mass market re-printing), and all the original artwork by Karl Kofoed (the artwork was not included in the TOR edition) and Kofoed's cover art (left out of the Meisha Merlin edition!) With a new introduction by the author. Mallworld was an iconic science fiction novel of the 1980s and a pungent satire ...
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The Ultimate, Ultimate, Ultimate Mallworld
- complete collection of the classic science fiction series
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 04-23-25
- Language: English
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Delicatus
- from Slave Boy to Empress in Imperial Rome
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
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The decadence of Imperial Rome comes to life in S.P. Somtow's Literary Titan Award-winning novel about one of ancient history's wildest characters. The historian Suetonius tells us that the Emperor Nero emasculated and married his slave Sporus, the spitting image of murdered Empress Poppaea. But history has more tidbits about Sporus, who went from "puer delicatus" to Empress to one Emperor and concubine to another, and ended up being sentenced to play the Earth-Goddess in the arena. World Fantasy Award winner S.P. Somtow weaves a vivid adventure about one of the most colorful personalities ...
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Delicatus
- from Slave Boy to Empress in Imperial Rome
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 5 hrs and 50 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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Valentine: Return to Vampire Junction
- The Sequel to the Original Teen Rock Star Splatterpunk Novel
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
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The sequel to S.P. Somtow's groundbreaking novel Vampire Junction - voted one of the top 40 horror books of all time - was called by Robert Bloch, author of Psycho, "the closest thing to a nightmare ever put on paper." Timmy Valentine vanished from the world in a bloody conflagration in a small Idaho town. Ten years later, they're making a movie about his mysterious life. Angel Todd is mountain boy from Hangman's Holler, Kentucky, who has won the Timmy Valentine lookalike contest. But the movie stirs up old evils — a fanatic televangelist, a dark-forces worshipping New Age witch, a ...
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Valentine: Return to Vampire Junction
- The Sequel to the Original Teen Rock Star Splatterpunk Novel
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 14 hrs and 56 mins
- Release date: 06-09-25
- Language: English
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Club X: Vampire in the Closet
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
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Season One of World Fantasy Award-winning author S.P. Somtow's vella series is adapted and compiled into book form. St. Cecilia's boys' school is an elite boys' school in a remote part of Thailand, a hotbed of hormones, mystery, fantasy, and dark secrets! Five kids (binary and non-binary) uncover the dark secrets of their school amid mysteries of identity and sexual attraction. Why does Dr. Leopold Strange only teach after sundown? Why is Sister Euphemia dancing in the forest without her habit? And why can't Kim and Fluke talk about the awful thing that happened to them in Oldenburg? And ...
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Club X: Vampire in the Closet
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 48 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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Club X: Zombie in the Fridge
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
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Somtow’s very popular Club X series is consistently on Vella’s “Top Faved” lists. Season Two, “Club X: Zombie in the Fridge” is now available as a book. The first book has been made into a web TV series which will be released in 2023. Join Kim, Fluke, Polo, Danger, and Donut as they embark on a wild journey in S.P. Somtow’s second book in the “Club X” series! Set in a mysterious Thai boarding school, these five friends cross into alternate universes, fight zombies and quirky nuns, and team up with their vampire English teacher to uncover the secrets of the universe. With a...
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Club X: Zombie in the Fridge
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 8 hrs and 22 mins
- Release date: 05-10-25
- Language: English
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Damnatio Memoriae
- From Empress to Goddess in the Year of Four Emperors
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
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The conclusion of the three-book series that began with Delicatus and continued with Imperatrix. Captured by pirates as a boy and trafficked to the slave markets of Rome, Sporus rose from a poet's plaything to one of the most powerful figures in the Roman Empire. The historian Suetonius tells us that the Emperor Nero emasculated and married his slave Sporus, the spitting image of murdered Empress Poppaea. But history has more tidbits about Sporus, who went from "puer delicatus" to Empress to one Emperor and concubine to another, and ended up being sentenced to play the Earth-Goddess in the ...
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Damnatio Memoriae
- From Empress to Goddess in the Year of Four Emperors
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 4 hrs and 38 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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Damnatio
- From Empress to the Arena in Nero's Rome
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
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It is A.D. 69 and the Emperor Nero has been declared "Damnatio Memoriae" — his memory is to be erased from the world. But what will happen to Sporus, once a slave boy, then the emasculated Empress of the mad Caesar? The third instalment of the saga provides a brief respite to the drama as Nero takes Sporus on a Greek tour ... where the dream becomes a nightmare. The third volume of the award-nominated trilogy by S.P. Somtow, this work completes a tale of magnificence, corruption and decadence seen from a unique worm's eye view of a character who is usually relegated to a footnote in ...
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Damnatio
- From Empress to the Arena in Nero's Rome
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 2 hrs and 12 mins
- Release date: 04-23-25
- Language: English
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Imperatrix
- The Empress who was once a Slave
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs
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Captured by pirates and sold to a Roman aristocrat as a sex slave, Sporus attracted the attention of no less a personage than the Emperor Nero, ruler of the known world. Would-be poet, patron of the arts, aesthete, and brutal autocrat, the Divine Nero saw in the boy a startling resemblance to the Empress Poppaea - and made him an empress as well. Suetonius, Tacitus, and other Roman historians have given tantalizing glimpses into the incredible life story of the boy who became twice an empress to two emperors, and was condemned to die in the arena by a third. In this meticulously researched ...
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Imperatrix
- The Empress who was once a Slave
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 6 hrs
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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Bible Stories for Secular Humanists
- By: S.P. Somtow
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- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
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Here are eight of World Fantasy Award winner S.P. Somtow’s most controversial stories, including three previously uncollected ones. Each deals with a “sacred cow” of the Judaeo-Christian tradition and subjects it to the pitiless scrutiny of historian, mythographer, and fantasist. Violent, sometimes kinky, these stories nevertheless reach surprising epiphanies about faith and redemption. A curiously sympathetic Antichrist hunts down the next messiah with the aid of a unicorn. St Paul ponders about whether, in order to make his miraculous new religion work, he needs to get rid of an ...
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Bible Stories for Secular Humanists
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 10 hrs and 30 mins
- Release date: 05-23-25
- Language: English
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Vanitas: Escape from Vampire Junction
- The Conclusion of the Timmy Valentine Trilogy
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
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After two thousand years of immortality, Timmy Valentine has finally become a real boy, having swapped his vampire nature with look-alike Angel Todd. But something is missing ... in a desperate bid to salvage his career, he goes on a world tour ... a harrowing, sweeping journey that stretches through Europe, the red-light districts of Bangkok, to the jungles of New Guinea. Scouring his past, he encounters Jack the Ripper, Bram Stoker, Oscar Wilde, Christopher Marlowe, and ultimately the Dark Lord himself - Dracula. "The closest thing to a nightmare ever put on paper" - Robert Bloch, author ...
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Vanitas: Escape from Vampire Junction
- The Conclusion of the Timmy Valentine Trilogy
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 29 mins
- Release date: 05-16-25
- Language: English
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Lost Valentines
- The Collected Vampire Stories
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
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In one volume at last — all of world fantasy award winning author S.P. Somtow's vampire stories — from the sci-fi Vampire of Mallworld to the courtroom drama of Vanilla Blood, to stories about Timmy Valentine, some of which were not incorporated into the three volumes of the Timmy Valentine Trilogy. Includes the International Horror Guild Award winning story Brimstone and Salt, which describes what really might have happened in Gomorrah, the Los Angeles fairy tale The Ugliest Duckling, in which a vampire searches for human connection during the era of AIDS, Red as Jade, a standalone ...
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Lost Valentines
- The Collected Vampire Stories
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 9 hrs and 44 mins
- Release date: 04-23-25
- Language: English
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Valentine
- Timmy Valentine, Book 2
- By: S. P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 14 hrs and 9 mins
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The sequel to Vampire Junction finds Brian, PJ, and Terry ten years after the disappearance of vampire rock star Timmy Valentine, remembering the terrible night in Junction and fighting the Gods of Chaos who believe Timmy is still alive.
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Valentine
- Timmy Valentine, Book 2
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Series: Timmy Valentine, Book 2
- Length: 14 hrs and 9 mins
- Release date: 02-05-13
- Language: English
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Vanitas
- Timmy Valentine, Book 3
- By: S. P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
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Vampire Junction, S. P. Somtow's groundbreaking novel of vampiric horror, introduced Timmy Valentine, a world-famous rock star with the body of a 12 year old boy...and the ageless soul of a bloodthirsty predator. Timmy returned in Valentine, in which he finally shed his undead curse forever. Or did he? In Vanitas, Timmy Valentine has relinquished his immortality and transferred his vampiric essence to young Angel Todd.
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Vanitas
- Timmy Valentine, Book 3
- Narrated by: Chris Patton
- Series: Timmy Valentine, Book 3
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Release date: 02-03-13
- Language: English
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Starship & Haiku
- By: S. P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Lisa Cordileone
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
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The Millennial War left a sullen void where civilization once stood. But then the whales began their song - a mysterious song that resounded throughout the polluted seas and told an ancient heartbreaking tale that moved the survivors to revive and honored ritual....
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The last line of the Haiku
- By Bruno on 09-30-24
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Starship & Haiku
- Narrated by: Lisa Cordileone
- Length: 6 hrs and 36 mins
- Release date: 12-11-12
- Language: English
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Light on the Sound
- Chronicles of the High Inquest
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
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The Inquestor Series was a classic science fiction series of the 1980s — and has now been reincarnated for the 21st century, with more adventures, more spectacle, and more extras. Tachyon bubbles, people bins and galactic empires — and profound family conflicts — Greek tragedy writ large. Light on the Sound, the book that started it all, begins with one lonely planet and three lost souls, and ends with galactic revolution. For twenty thousand years, the godlike Inquestors have held sway over the one million worlds of the Dispersal of Man. S.P. Somtow’s limitless ...
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Light on the Sound
- Chronicles of the High Inquest
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 11 hrs and 23 mins
- Release date: 04-15-25
- Language: English
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The Vampire's Beautiful Daughter
- By: S.P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 21 mins
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When Johnny's family moves to California, he finds it hard to fit in at his new school until Rebecca, the half-human daughter of a vampire, begins to attend Johnny's school and the two of them become close friends, each facing their own personal demons.
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The Vampire's Beautiful Daughter
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 3 hrs and 21 mins
- Release date: 04-23-25
- Language: English
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The Shattered Horse
- By: S. P. Somtow
- Narrated by: Napoleon Ryan
- Length: 17 hrs and 39 mins
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Firmly rooted in modern archaeological discoveries about Bronze Age cultures, The Shattered Horse paints a vivid picture of a decaying golden age seen through the eyes of the survivors of Trojan War. At the center of the story is Prince Astyanax: heir to the Trojan kingdom, marked for death as a child by the Greek conquerors, escaping, perhaps by divine intervention, and doomed, perhaps, to repeat history.
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The Shattered Horse
- Narrated by: Napoleon Ryan
- Length: 17 hrs and 39 mins
- Release date: 02-07-13
- Language: English
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Game of Nines
- By: James Patterson, Max DiLallo
- Narrated by: Shailene Woodley, Morena Baccarin, Sasha Roiz, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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FBI agent Sarah Cole is stunned to receive an invitation to the “Game of Nines,” the most secretive and longest-running murder puzzle in history. Thrust into a mystery that has confounded law enforcement for decades, she proves to be an unexpectedly formidable "player"—and might finally end the deadly game once and for all.
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never saw it
- By Kindle Customer on 08-13-25
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Summer Girl
- By: Jenny Blackhurst
- Narrated by: Laura Aikman
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
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Claire’s little sister Holly has been working on the millionaire’s playground of Martha’s Vineyard, going to barefoot beach parties and flirting with the local rich kids. But now she’s missing and none of the locals seem to care, including the police. They think a message Claire received is proof she’s safe. But Claire knows for a fact that her sister didn’t send it. What will she have to risk to find out the truth? Who are the locals protecting? And what does it have to do with another girl who went missing five years ago?
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Ok, but next time get a native reader review!
- By Hendo on 08-01-25
By: Jenny Blackhurst
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The Let Them Theory
- A Life-Changing Tool That Millions of People Can’t Stop Talking About
- By: Mel Robbins
- Narrated by: Mel Robbins
- Length: 10 hrs and 38 mins
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In her latest groundbreaking book, The Let Them Theory, Mel Robbins—New York Times bestselling author and one of the world's most respected experts on motivation, confidence, and mindset—teaches you how to stop wasting energy on what you can't control and start focusing on what truly matters: YOU. Your happiness. Your goals. Your life.
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Let Her
- By Paula on 01-02-25
By: Mel Robbins
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Project Hail Mary
- By: Andy Weir
- Narrated by: Ray Porter
- Length: 16 hrs and 10 mins
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Ryland Grace is the sole survivor on a desperate, last-chance mission - and if he fails, humanity and the Earth itself will perish. Except that right now, he doesn't know that. He can't even remember his own name, let alone the nature of his assignment or how to complete it. All he knows is that he's been asleep for a very, very long time. And he's just been awakened to find himself millions of miles from home, with nothing but two corpses for company.
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Bazinga
- By Davidgonzalezsr on 05-04-21
By: Andy Weir
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Game of Nines
- By: James Patterson, Max DiLallo
- Narrated by: Shailene Woodley, Morena Baccarin, Sasha Roiz, and others
- Length: 3 hrs and 27 mins
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FBI agent Sarah Cole is stunned to receive an invitation to the “Game of Nines,” the most secretive and longest-running murder puzzle in history. Thrust into a mystery that has confounded law enforcement for decades, she proves to be an unexpectedly formidable "player"—and might finally end the deadly game once and for all.
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never saw it
- By Kindle Customer on 08-13-25
By: James Patterson, and others
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The Summer Girl
- By: Jenny Blackhurst
- Narrated by: Laura Aikman
- Length: 7 hrs and 59 mins
- Unabridged
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Claire’s little sister Holly has been working on the millionaire’s playground of Martha’s Vineyard, going to barefoot beach parties and flirting with the local rich kids. But now she’s missing and none of the locals seem to care, including the police. They think a message Claire received is proof she’s safe. But Claire knows for a fact that her sister didn’t send it. What will she have to risk to find out the truth? Who are the locals protecting? And what does it have to do with another girl who went missing five years ago?
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Ok, but next time get a native reader review!
- By Hendo on 08-01-25
By: Jenny Blackhurst
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We Are All Guilty Here
- A Novel
- By: Karin Slaughter
- Narrated by: Kathleen Early
- Length: 16 hrs and 33 mins
- Unabridged
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Welcome to North Falls—a small town where everyone knows everyone. Or so they think. Until the night of the fireworks. When two teenage girls vanish, and the town ignites. For Officer Emmy Clifton, it’s personal. She turned away when her best friend's daughter needed help—and now she must bring her home. But as Emmy combs through the puzzle the girls left behind, she realizes she never really knew them. Nobody did. Every teenage girl has secrets. But who would kill for them? And what else is the town hiding?
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Not her best work. Not worth the listen
- By Katie A Scribner on 08-17-25
By: Karin Slaughter
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The Vacation
- By: Kathryn Croft
- Narrated by: Julia Whelan, Mia McKenna-Bruce
- Length: 4 hrs and 44 mins
- Unabridged
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When Erin books a last-minute villa on Italy's stunning Amalfi Coast, she hopes it will be the perfect chance to repair her fractured family. Upon arrival, they meet Tristan and Bea, the alluring siblings vacationing in the villa next door. But their idyllic getaway quickly unravels when Erin's teenage son Jesse goes missing after a party, and a body is found on the beach. As secrets and lies are exposed, Erin realises her family is being targeted by someone with a sinister agenda.
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Holy frap the plot twist blew me away!
- By Martine Kinkade on 08-05-25
By: Kathryn Croft
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Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone, Book 1
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 8 hrs and 18 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter has never even heard of Hogwarts when the letters start dropping on the doormat at number four, Privet Drive. Addressed in green ink on yellowish parchment with a purple seal, they are swiftly confiscated by his grisly aunt and uncle. Then, on Harry's eleventh birthday, a great beetle-eyed giant of a man called Rubeus Hagrid bursts in with some astonishing news: Harry Potter is a wizard, and he has a place at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. An incredible adventure is about to begin!
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A great reading of the wrong book
- By P on 11-24-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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Dungeon Crawler Carl
- A LitRPG/Gamelit Adventure
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 13 hrs and 31 mins
- Unabridged
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A man. His ex-girlfriend's cat. A sadistic game show unlike anything in the universe: a dungeon crawl where survival depends on killing your prey in the most entertaining way possible. In a flash, every human-erected construction on Earth - from Buckingham Palace to the tiniest of sheds - collapses in a heap, sinking into the ground. The buildings and all the people inside have all been atomized and transformed into the dungeon: an 18-level labyrinth filled with traps, monsters, and loot.
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A refreshing take on apocalyptical LITRPG
- By Rhexas on 03-01-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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The Return of Ruby Darling
- By: Leeanne Slade
- Narrated by: Eleanor Tomlinson
- Length: 9 hrs and 46 mins
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Ruby Darling's life is falling apart. Her engagement is over, her career as a travel influencer is in shambles, and she's convinced the universe is out to get her. Desperate to turn things around, Ruby embarks on a life-changing journey to New Zealand to find her long-lost father, dragging along her estranged best friend, Nate. As they navigate the stunning landscapes, Ruby and Nate's friendship rekindles into something more.
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Loved so much!
- By Colleen on 08-10-25
By: Leeanne Slade
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Regretting You
- By: Colleen Hoover
- Narrated by: Tanya Eby, Lauren Ezzo
- Length: 11 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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Morgan is determined to prevent her daughter from making the same mistakes she did. By getting pregnant and married way too young, Morgan put her own dreams on hold. Clara doesn’t want to follow in her mother’s footsteps. Her predictable mother doesn’t have a spontaneous bone in her body.
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Great book, terrible narration
- By LaurenV2003 on 01-17-20
By: Colleen Hoover
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Atomic Habits
- An Easy & Proven Way to Build Good Habits & Break Bad Ones
- By: James Clear
- Narrated by: James Clear
- Length: 5 hrs and 35 mins
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No matter your goals, Atomic Habits offers a proven framework for improving - every day. James Clear, one of the world's leading experts on habit formation, reveals practical strategies that will teach you exactly how to form good habits, break bad ones, and master the tiny behaviors that lead to remarkable results. If you're having trouble changing your habits, the problem isn't you. The problem is your system. Bad habits repeat themselves again and again not because you don't want to change, but because you have the wrong system for change.
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Author went overboard hawking his site
- By CHughes on 06-25-19
By: James Clear
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Don't Let Him In
- A Novel
- By: Lisa Jewell
- Narrated by: Richard Armitage, Joanne Froggatt, Tamaryn Payne, and others
- Length: 11 hrs and 58 mins
- Unabridged
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Restauranteur Paddy Swann was the life of the party until the day a man pushed him in the path of an oncoming train, leaving his twenty-something daughter Ash and wife Nina devastated. Shortly after Paddy’s funeral, the two women receive a surprise in the mail: a note and package from Nick Radcliffe, an old friend of Paddy’s, and a nondescript lighter that once belonged to him decades ago. This unexpected gift draws Nick and Nina closer together—much to Ash’s dismay.
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Solid Meh
- By Amazon Customer on 07-10-25
By: Lisa Jewell
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Atmosphere: A GMA Book Club Pick
- A Love Story
- By: Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Narrated by: Kristen DiMercurio, Julia Whelan, Taylor Jenkins Reid
- Length: 9 hrs and 52 mins
- Unabridged
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Fast-paced, thrilling, and emotional, Atmosphere is Taylor Jenkins Reid at her best: transporting listeners to iconic times and places, creating complex protagonists, and telling a passionate and soaring story about the transformative power of love—this time among the stars.
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Practically Perfect
- By Tobyizme on 06-05-25
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Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Book 2
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 9 hrs and 2 mins
- Unabridged
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Harry Potter's summer has included the worst birthday ever, doomy warnings from a house-elf called Dobby, and rescue from the Dursleys by his friend Ron Weasley in a magical flying car! Back at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry for his second year, Harry hears strange whispers echo through empty corridors - and then the attacks start. Students are found as though turned to stone... Dobby's sinister predictions seem to be coming true.
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Jim Dale is wonderful!
- By ladigolfer on 12-31-15
By: J.K. Rowling
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She Didn't See It Coming
- A Novel
- By: Shari Lapena
- Narrated by: January LaVoy
- Length: 9 hrs and 48 mins
- Unabridged
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Bryden and Sam have it all: thriving careers, a smart apartment in a luxury condominium, supportive friends and a cherished daughter. The perfect life for the perfect couple. Then Sam receives a call at his office. Bryden–working from home that day–has failed to collect their daughter from daycare. Arriving home with their little girl, he finds his wife’s car in the underground garage. Upstairs in their apartment her laptop is open on the table, her cell phone nearby, her keys in their usual place in the hall.
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You didn’t see it coming either
- By Evelyn on 08-08-25
By: Shari Lapena
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Fourth Wing
- Empyrean, Book 1
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 21 hrs and 22 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-year-old Violet Sorrengail was supposed to enter the Scribe Quadrant, living a quiet life among books and history. Now, the commanding general—also known as her tough-as-talons mother—has ordered Violet to join the hundreds of candidates striving to become the elite of Navarre: dragon riders. But when you’re smaller than everyone else and your body is brittle, death is only a heartbeat away...because dragons don’t bond to “fragile” humans. They incinerate them.
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Erotica with Dragons
- By Trev on 05-13-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Quicksilver
- The Fae & Alchemy Series, Book 1
- By: Callie Hart
- Narrated by: Stella Bloom, Anthony Palmini
- Length: 20 hrs and 41 mins
- Unabridged
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Twenty-four-year-old Saeris Fane is good at keeping secrets. No one knows about the strange powers she possesses or the fact that she has been picking pockets and stealing from the Undying Queen's reservoirs for as long as she can remember. But a secret is like a knot. Sooner or later, it is bound to come undone. When Saeris comes face-to-face with Death himself, she inadvertently reopens a gateway between realms and is transported to a land of ice and snow. The Fae have always been the stuff of myth, of legend, of nightmares… but it turns out they're real.
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Best Romantasy this year!
- By Gabby love on 11-02-24
By: Callie Hart
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My Friends
- A Novel
- By: Fredrik Backman
- Narrated by: Marin Ireland
- Length: 13 hrs and 22 mins
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Most people don’t even notice them—three tiny figures sitting at the end of a long pier in the corner of one of the most famous paintings in the world. Most people think it’s just a depiction of the sea. But Louisa, an artist herself, knows otherwise and she is determined to find out the story of these three enigmatic figures. Twenty-five years earlier, in a distant town, a group of teenagers find refuge from their difficult home lives by spending their days laughing and telling stories out on a pier.
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Do you feel like crying?
- By Maira Knoche on 05-26-25
By: Fredrik Backman
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Love & Other Killers
- By: Brynne Weaver
- Narrated by: Samantha Brentmoor, Eric Nolan
- Length: 1 hr and 19 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s the annual hunt for Sloane and her vigilante family of serial killers. Track the most cold-blooded psychos imaginable and take them down. This summer’s prey is Allan Munster, a churchgoing chicken farmer who slaughters more than fowl. The rules of the game: Divide into teams, devise a strategy, and make a move—the more cutthroat the better. May the best team win. The players are closing in. All eyes are on Munster. But there’s a hitch in the family sport this year. Someone might be watching them.
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Just the laugh I needed!
- By Katie Bass on 08-18-25
By: Brynne Weaver
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Broken Country
- By: Clare Leslie Hall
- Narrated by: Hattie Morahan
- Length: 9 hrs and 11 mins
- Unabridged
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Beth and her gentle, kind husband Frank are happily married, but their relationship relies on the past staying buried. But when Beth’s brother-in-law shoots a dog going after their sheep, Beth doesn’t realize that the gunshot will alter the course of their lives. For the dog belonged to none other than Gabriel Wolfe, the man Beth loved as a teenager—the man who broke her heart years ago. Gabriel has returned to the village with his young son Leo, a boy who reminds Beth very much of her own son, who died in a tragic accident.
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Best book of the year
- By Carolyn on 03-27-25
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Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, Book 3
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 11 hrs and 49 mins
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When the Knight Bus crashes through the darkness and screeches to a halt in front of him, it's the start of another far from ordinary year at Hogwarts for Harry Potter. Sirius Black, escaped mass-murderer and follower of Lord Voldemort, is on the run - and they say he is coming after Harry. In his first ever Divination class, Professor Trelawney sees an omen of death in Harry's tea leaves... But perhaps most terrifying of all are the Dementors patrolling the school grounds, with their soul-sucking kiss...
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Jim Dale at his best
- By rottndachs on 01-12-16
By: J.K. Rowling
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Carl's Doomsday Scenario
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 2
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays
- Length: 11 hrs and 28 mins
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The ratings and views are off the chart. The fans just can't get enough. The dungeon gets more dangerous each day. But in a grinder designed to chew up and spit out crawlers by the millions, Carl and Princess Donut need to work harder than ever just to survive. They call it the Over City. A sprawling, once-thriving metropolis devastated by a mysterious calamity. But these streets are far from abandoned. An undead circus trawls the ruins. Murdered prostitutes rain from the sky. An ancient spell is finally ready to reveal its dark purpose.
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Let's face it... Most reviews are trash
- By Butter Butt Butt on 05-05-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, Book 4
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 20 hrs and 36 mins
- Unabridged
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The Triwizard Tournament is to be held at Hogwarts. Only wizards who are over seventeen are allowed to enter - but that doesn't stop Harry dreaming that he will win the competition. Then at Hallowe'en, when the Goblet of Fire makes its selection, Harry is amazed to find his name is one of those that the magical cup picks out. He will face death-defying tasks, dragons and Dark wizards, but with the help of his best friends, Ron and Hermione, he might just make it through - alive!
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“Harreeeeeeeeee”
- By D.S.G. on 01-06-18
By: J.K. Rowling
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The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook
- Dungeon Crawler Carl, Book 3
- By: Matt Dinniman
- Narrated by: Jeff Hays, The Critical Drinker
- Length: 16 hrs and 54 mins
- Unabridged
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The top 10 list is populated. The sponsorship program is open. The difficulty is ramping up. The first three floors were nothing compared to what Carl and Donut now face. The Iron Tangle. An impossibly complicated subway system built out of the world's subterranean railway systems, all combined and then tied together into a knot. Up is down.
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Neeew ACHIEVEMENT: Trilogy?
- By CatHerderCam on 05-14-21
By: Matt Dinniman
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Onyx Storm
- Empyrean, Book 3
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Jasmin Walker, Justis Bolding, Teddy Hamilton, and others
- Length: 23 hrs and 52 mins
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After nearly eighteen months at Basgiath War College, Violet Sorrengail knows there’s no more time for lessons. No more time for uncertainty. Because the battle has truly begun, and with enemies closing in from outside their walls and within their ranks, it’s impossible to know who to trust. Now Violet must journey beyond the failing Aretian wards to seek allies from unfamiliar lands to stand with Navarre. The trip will test every bit of her wit, luck, and strength, but she will do anything to save what she loves—her dragons, her family, her home, and him.
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I'm spoiled by graphic audio
- By CAtkins on 01-22-25
By: Rebecca Yarros
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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Book 5
- By: J.K. Rowling
- Narrated by: Jim Dale
- Length: 26 hrs and 28 mins
- Unabridged
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Dark times have come to Hogwarts. After the Dementors' attack on his cousin Dudley, Harry Potter knows that Voldemort will stop at nothing to find him. There are many who deny the Dark Lord's return, but Harry is not alone: a secret order gathers at Grimmauld Place to fight against the Dark forces. Harry must allow Professor Snape to teach him how to protect himself from Voldemort's savage assaults on his mind. But they are growing stronger by the day and Harry is running out of time...
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Jim Dale is the BEST!
- By Leigh on 07-03-19
By: J.K. Rowling
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Iron Flame
- Empyrean, Book 2
- By: Rebecca Yarros
- Narrated by: Rebecca Soler, Teddy Hamilton
- Length: 28 hrs and 16 mins
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Everyone expected Violet Sorrengail to die during her first year at Basgiath War College-Violet included. But Threshing was only the first impossible test meant to weed out the weak-willed, the unworthy, and the unlucky. Now the real training begins, and Violet’s already wondering how she’ll get through. It’s not just that it’s grueling and maliciously brutal, or even that it’s designed to stretch the riders’ capacity for pain beyond endurance. It’s the new vice commandant, who’s made it his personal mission to teach Violet exactly how powerless she is–unless she betrays the man she loves.
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I wish I could throw this book off a cliff.
- By Rebekah L Johnson on 11-10-23
By: Rebecca Yarros
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The Wedding People
- A Novel
- By: Alison Espach
- Narrated by: Helen Laser
- Length: 12 hrs and 13 mins
- Unabridged
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It’s a beautiful day in Newport, Rhode Island, when Phoebe Stone arrives at the grand Cornwall Inn wearing a green dress and gold heels, not a bag in sight, alone. She's immediately mistaken by everyone in the lobby for one of the wedding people, but she’s actually the only guest at the Cornwall who isn’t here for the big event. Phoebe is here because she’s dreamed of coming for years—she hoped to shuck oysters and take sunset sails with her husband, only now she’s here without him, at rock bottom, and determined to have one last decadent splurge on herself.
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What the F?
- By Tanya M. Odom on 08-14-24
By: Alison Espach