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  • Slag Attack | Andersen Prunty

    Slag Attack

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 54 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
    • Narrated By Andersen Prunty
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    A slag is what survivors are calling the slug-like maggots raining from the sky, burrowing inside people, and hollowing out their flesh and their sanity. Slag Attack features four visceral, noir stories about the living, crawling apocalypse. The Devastated Insides of Hollow City - Hack detective Shell joins in the insane search for a girl named Pearl, who just might hold the key to restoring order. Vincent Severity - A woman is taken hostage by a very severe man in a sleazy El Camino.

  • Sunruined: Horror Stories | Andersen Prunty

    Sunruined: Horror Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 55 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    Seven bleak stories from Andersen Prunty, including: The Jackthief, The Screaming Orchard, Glowers Point, Cruel Women with Whiplike Smiles, The Smoke of Samuel, Sad Clown and Kentucky.

  • Sociopaths in Love | Andersen Prunty

    Sociopaths in Love

    • UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 22 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    Boy meets girl. They fall in love. They move in together and start a new life. They're beautiful and they have new things, expensive things, the best of everything, whatever they want. But that's only the surface. Beneath the surface is something much different. Something much darker. Theirs is a love like no other and only one of them will survive it.

    Leigha says: "Never Ceases to Amaze"
  • Bury the Children in the Yard: Horror Stories | Andersen Prunty

    Bury the Children in the Yard: Horror Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 46 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    Andersen Prunty (F--kness and Hi I'm a Social Disease) returns with another collection of horror stories. This volume features: "The Library of Trespass", "Music from the Slaughterhouse", "A Butterfly in Ice", "The Spot", "Laundrymen", "The Warm House", and the novella "Bury the Children in the Yard."

    Jim "The Impatient" says: "EVERYTHING BREATHES IF YOU STARE AT IT LONG ENOUGH"
  • Satanic Summer | Andersen Prunty

    Satanic Summer

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 10 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    Doug Backus is a normal young man trying to lead a clean Christian life but when mysterious and gruesome deaths begin occurring in his town of Clover, Kentucky, he learns that his life can never be as wholesome as he wants. Along with his heathen friend Crank and pariah neighbor Whitney, he becomes involved in an exploration of the town's secrets that will either lead them to their doom or answer all the questions Doug has about almost everything.

    Bill says: "An enjoyably bloody wild and whacky ride."
  • F***ness | Andersen Prunty

    F***ness

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 26 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
    • Narrated By Jeff Bower
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    This darkly offbeat novel opens with the narrator, Wallace Black, as the target of the school bully's violence. After suffering a horrendous beating, Black goes home to his equally abusive family. As a punishment for fighting at school, his mother straps a set of grotesque horns to the top of his head. He is unsure of where the horns came from. They have always been in the house. And they contain a power no one could have expected.

    Ramona says: "excellent!"
  • The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians | Andersen Prunty

    The Driver's Guide to Hitting Pedestrians

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 23 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    My name is Andersen Prunty. I'm happiest while napping. I am a man with tennis shoes. They get older every time I put them on. This is how I deal with the pain of being alive. Now is our chance to deal with our pain together. You'll thank me later.

    Leigha says: "How did I live without this vital information?"
  • The Sorrow King | Andersen Prunty

    The Sorrow King

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 15 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    The papers call it “The Suicide Virus.” The teenagers of Gethsemane, Ohio, are killing themselves at an alarming rate. Steven Wrigley is trying to survive his senior year of high school, still reeling from the death of his mother and adjusting to life with his father. Along the way, he meets a girl who becomes another kind of obsession: Elise Devon.

  • Hi I'm a Social Disease: Horror Stories | Andersen Prunty

    Hi I'm a Social Disease: Horror Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Andersen Prunty
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    This collection of short stories by author Andersen Prunty features "Room 19", a post-apocalyptic nightmare based on Nick Cave and the Bad Seeds' song "From Her to Eternity," appearing for the first time anywhere, and "Market Adjustment", about one man's battle with the wealthy, previously available only in a very limited edition. Also includes: "The Dust Season", "The Man With the Face Like a Bruise," "The Photographer," "The Night the Moon Made a Sound," and "The Funeralgoer."

  • Ritualistic Human Sacrifice | C.V. Hunt

    Ritualistic Human Sacrifice

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 39 mins)
    • By C.V. Hunt
    • Narrated By Andersen Prunty
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    Nick Graves is a miserable man. Every day he comes home from his dream job to a stale marriage. On the day he finally summons the courage to tell his wife, Eve, he wants a divorce she has exciting news for him - she's pregnant. Nick is a spiteful man. He purchases his dream home in an ideal location far away from family, friends, and coworkers. It's a life changing decision he's chosen to make without Eve's consultation.

    Mister Pants says: "Delivers what it says on the tin...just barely!"
  • Morning Is Dead | Andersen Prunty

    Morning Is Dead

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 36 mins)
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    Things went wrong for Alvin and April Blue. In a hospital at night, April sits next to Alvin, bandages covering his burned skin, listening to his heartbeat on a monitor, and wonders how they ended up here. But she can never imagine the world of insanity, drugs, and crime that Alvin has fallen into. A place where fetuses are used to create simulacra, radiation victims prowl the streets looking for sacrifice, houses are arbitrarily detonated, and the police force is more like a marauding gang of thugs. A place where it's always dark and morning is dead....

  • Squirm with Me | Andersen Prunty

    Squirm with Me

    • UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 53 mins)
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    Mason Becker is a self-published writer suffering from mild success. After the death of his girlfriend, he quits his job, moves into a tiny apartment in a small town in Ohio, and spends the next several months convincing himself to leave for anything other than food, beer, or cigarettes. He doesn't even really consider himself a writer. He's a guy who cashed in his 401(k) and is quietly biding his time until he has to find another job. On the night he finally forces himself out to a local bar, he comes back to the apartment to find his twin brother, Doug....

    Kindle Customer says: "I'll Stop the World and Squirm With You"
  • The Warm Glow of Happy Homes | Andersen Prunty

    The Warm Glow of Happy Homes

    • UNABRIDGED (1 hr and 42 mins)
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    Barton King is young, rich, out of control, and planning the most awesome party he’s ever thrown. The theme: Mexico Frat Funland. There are going to be khaki cargo shorts, red cups, even a piñata. Maybe sombreros. Team Klaus will be there to DJ the event. But it won’t be without its challenges. People are canceling left and right. No one seems to be acting the way they should and space birds are ripping the sky apart. What is intended to be the social event of the summer totters on the brink of becoming a violent nightmare.

    Teresa says: "One of the creepiest things I've ever listened to"
  • Dick Swap | Andy Boring

    Dick Swap

    • UNABRIDGED (27 mins)
    • By Andy Boring
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    Keith and Kevin are best friends with the unique ability to remove their penises. Kevin thinks it would be a good idea if they swapped for a night. However, when one of the penises turns up missing, it leads them on a strange and beautiful quest of self-examination, friendship, and mystery.

  • Creep House: Horror Stories | Andersen Prunty

    Creep House: Horror Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 49 mins)
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    Zombies. Werewolves. Vampires. Mummies. Satanic cults. Unspeakable cosmic horror. Andersen Prunty welcomes you to Twin Springs, Ohio, in his latest collection of horror stories.

  • Pray You Die Alone: Horror Stories | Andersen Prunty

    Pray You Die Alone: Horror Stories

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 9 mins)
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    A short story collection from Andersen Prunty, author of F--kness and Hi I'm a Social Disease . Contains "The Summer of Flies", "Deathtripping in New Orleans", "Durning", "Air Cathedral", "The Nowhere Room", "Black Rosita's Man", and "Rayles".

    Jessica says: "MONOTONE"
  • The Beard | Andersen Prunty

    The Beard

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    Seven-year-old David Glum watches as his grandfather is abducted by a legendary herd of elephants. Twenty years later, David returns to his parents' home to focus on growing a beard, a goal he feels sure he can accomplish. Once the beard reaches a respectable girth, uncontrollable things begin happening around him. His mother dies. Maybe. His father might really be a man named Gary Wrench. David is sure of one thing: His family is cursed.

  • Zerostrata | Andersen Prunty

    Zerostrata

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 52 mins)
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    After 10 years, Hansel Nothing returns to his boyhood home, unable to remember anything that has happened to him since he left. Back home, he stays in Zerostrata, a treehouse in the backyard. The Nothing family is as dysfunctional and depressed as ever. His mother keeps a cat on her head and incessantly munches prescription medication. His father has left the house to pursue a career as a superhero. His brother wants to be the dad's superhero sidekick and thinks he can fly. Hansel's life is changed forever when he meets Gretel, a free-spirited woman who runs naked through the woods every night....

  • My Fake War | Andersen Prunty

    My Fake War

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 8 mins)
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    Saul Dressing is a flabby middle-aged librarian who just wants to be left alone to listen to jazz, watch porn, and cultivate his toenails. All of this changes when a soldier in a camouflage sweat suit shows up to draft him into the army of the United States of Everything. His mission is simple: Go to a foreign country no one has ever heard of and incite the opposition to strike first. All alone in the middle of a desert with no enemy in sight, Saul must come to terms with the absurdity of his situation. Thus begins a surreal journey into the politics of war, consumerism, and giant robots.

  • Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever | Andersen Prunty

    Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 48 mins)
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    Social networks can be used for a number of things such as finding out what friends and family members are up to, trying to get girls to take their clothes off on camera, raising awareness, and organizing protests, revolutions, and relief efforts. But what if one man decided to use a social network for one of the most idiotic causes in human history? Join the hopeless and brain damaged Andy Boring in his quest to Fill the Grand Canyon and Live Forever!!!

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