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  • My Mother Was Nuts: A Memoir | Penny Marshall

    My Mother Was Nuts: A Memoir

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By Penny Marshall
    • Narrated By Penny Marshall
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    her life story going her humble roots in the Bronx to one of the most liked and respected figures in the entertainment business, also covering her marriage to Rob Reiner and relationships with Art Garfunkel, Carrie Fisher, and John Belushi, and her bout with lung and brain cancer in 2009, to Julia Cheiffetz

    M. S. Cohen says: "The audio performance should get an award!"
  • Nuts to You | Lynne Rae Perkins

    Nuts to You

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 43 mins)
    • By Lynne Rae Perkins
    • Narrated By Jessica Almasy
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    The squirrels Jed, TsTs, and Chai are the very best of friends. So when Jed is snatched up by a hawk and carried away to another realm, TsTs and Chai resolve to go after him. New communities are discovered, new friends are made, huge danger is encountered (both man-made and of the fox and bobcat variety) and mysteries are revealed. Nuts to You is wholly original, funny, lively, and thought-provoking.

  • Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut: Essays and Observations | Jill Kargman

    Sometimes I Feel Like a Nut: Essays and Observations

    • UNABRIDGED (2 hrs and 59 mins)
    • By Jill Kargman
    • Narrated By Jill Kargman
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    Jill Kargman is a mother, wife, and writer living the life in New York City... a life that includes camping out in a one-bedroom apartment with some unfortunate (and furry) roommates, battling the Momzillas of Manhattan, and coming to terms with her desire for gay men. In this entertaining collection of observations, Kargman offers her unique, wickedly funny perspective as she zips around Manhattan with three kids in tow.

    Amazon Customer says: "I loved this book and narrarator!!!!"
  • Hold on to Your NUTs: The Relationship Manual for Men | Wayne M. Levine

    Hold on to Your NUTs: The Relationship Manual for Men

    • UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 7 mins)
    • By Wayne M. Levine
    • Narrated By Wayne M. Levine
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    Being a man is a full-time job, especially when you're married or in a relationship. Hold On to Your N.U.T.s-The Relationship Manual for Men can help build a life that fulfills both you and your partner by showing you how to confirm the ideas and causes you support - your Non-negotiable, Unalterable Terms. Your N.U.T.s become the framework for how you conduct your relationships, whether you're committed to spending more one-on-one time with your kids or not hiding out at the office to avoid problems with your wife.

    Jerry Fletcher says: "Boring & nothing new"
  • Kick Your Fat in the Nuts | T.C. Hale

    Kick Your Fat in the Nuts

    • UNABRIDGED (8 hrs and 30 mins)
    • By T.C. Hale
    • Narrated By Donny Baarns
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    Not only will Tony have you laughing out loud while he reveals the secrets behind weight loss and how the human body functions, you will also learn how to look at your own body chemistry to understand the underlying cause of your weight issues. Since the reasons for weight gain vary from person to person, once you understand what is going on with your chemistry, this audiobook will help you understand what foods, supplements, or lifestyle changes could eliminate your need to continue buying bigger pants.

    Dave says: "Great Info, fun listen"
  • Mr. Klutz Is Nuts! | Dan Gutman

    Mr. Klutz Is Nuts!

    • UNABRIDGED (48 mins)
    • By Dan Gutman
    • Narrated By Jared Goldsmith
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    Popular author Dan Gutman has won countless fans with a trademark brand of humor that young readers find irresistible. In this second entry from the My Weird School series, second-grader A.J. gets sent to the office for not doing his homework. But things take an unexpected turn when Mr. Klutz, the skateboarding principal, gives A.J. a candy bar for encouragement.

  • Free Range Kids: Giving Our Children the Freedom We Had Without Going Nuts with Worry | Lenore Skenazy

    Free Range Kids: Giving Our Children the Freedom We Had Without Going Nuts with Worry

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 1 min)
    • By Lenore Skenazy
    • Narrated By Susan Bennett
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    Lenore Skenazy called down a firestorm of controversy when she wrote a newspaper column about letting her nine-year-old ride alone on the New York City subway. In this plainspoken take on modern parenting, Skenazy offers a commonsense approach to letting kids be kids.

    C says: "Plenty to think about"
  • From Soup to Nuts: 14 Conversations About Good Food (To The Best of Our Knowledge) | Jim Fleming

    From Soup to Nuts: 14 Conversations About Good Food (To The Best of Our Knowledge)

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    • By Jim Fleming
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    Meet Peter Reinhart, a lay brother in an Eastern Orthodox Christian service order and the leader of the American artisanal bread movement, and 13 other unusual food experts.

    Sandra says: "Great"
  • Burns & Allen: As Good as Nuts | George Burns

    Burns & Allen: As Good as Nuts

    • ORIGINAL (7 hrs and 53 mins)
    • By George Burns
    • Narrated By Gracie Allen
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    The madcap scenarios and rib-tickling ripostes in these 16 digitally remastered episodes are as cleverly sharp now as they were when they were originally broadcast in 1947-48. This eight-hour set includes many episodes available for the first time anywhere.

  • The Triumph of Seeds: How Grains, Nuts, Kernels, Pulses & Pips Conquered the Plant Kingdom and Shaped Human History | Thor Hanson

    The Triumph of Seeds: How Grains, Nuts, Kernels, Pulses & Pips Conquered the Plant Kingdom and Shaped Human History

    • UNABRIDGED (7 hrs and 34 mins)
    • By Thor Hanson
    • Narrated By Marc Vietor
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    We live in a world of seeds. From our morning toast to the cotton in our clothes, they are quite literally the stuff and staff of life, supporting diets, economies, and civilizations around the globe. Just as the search for nutmeg and the humble peppercorn drove the Age of Discovery, so did coffee beans help fuel the Enlightenment and cottonseed help spark the Industrial Revolution. And from the fall of Rome to the Arab Spring, the fate of nations continues to hinge on the seeds of a Middle Eastern grass known as wheat.

  • Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm | Roseanne Barr

    Roseannearchy: Dispatches from the Nut Farm

    • UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 13 mins)
    • By Roseanne Barr
    • Narrated By Roseanne Barr
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    Roseanne Barr is a force of nature. Whether taking the sitcom world by storm, challenging accepted social norms, or battling the wild pigs inhabiting her nut farm in Hawaii, she is not to be trifled with. In this audiobook, Roseanne unleashes her razor-sharp observations on hypocrisy, hubris, and self-perpetuating institutions of questionable value - as well as menopause, pharmaceuticals, and her grandkids. And she's as controversial, original, and funny as ever.

    Amethyst says: "If "My Lives" left you wanting more......"
  • At the Tea Party: The Wing Nuts, Whack Jobs and Whitey-whiteness of the New Republican Right - And Why We Should Take it Seriously | Laura Flanders (editor)

    At the Tea Party: The Wing Nuts, Whack Jobs and Whitey-whiteness of the New Republican Right - And Why We Should Take it Seriously

    • UNABRIDGED (11 hrs and 27 mins)
    • By Laura Flanders (editor)
    • Narrated By Julie Eickhoff
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    In the wake of the November 2011 elections, the Tea Party has gone from a well-funded, media-savvy fringe group to become the new kids in Congress. Their presence is unpredictable and potentially explosive. Tea partiers Rand Paul, Mike Lee and Dan Coats now sit in the Senate alongside the GOP's new poster boy, Marco Rubio. In total, some 30 Tea Party supporters won seats in Congress. Their party is evidently here to stay - but what exactly does that mean for the future of the country?

    MeLinda says: "Just Not Interesting"
  • Car Talk, Heard it Through the Grape-Nuts, August 6, 2011 | Tom Magliozzi,Ray Magliozzi

    Car Talk, Heard it Through the Grape-Nuts, August 6, 2011

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    • By Tom Magliozzi, Ray Magliozzi
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    This week on Car Talk, we're all getting older, so as a public service we update a few classic songs to reflect our demographic shift. For example, "I get by with a little help from Depends." In matters automotive, Mickey's Nissan sounds like it's getting a wedgie whenever he turns on the AC, and a recent fender bender has Stephanie worried about passing an upcoming smog test.

  • Another Lone Nut | Richard Belzer

    Another Lone Nut

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    • By Richard Belzer
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    Richard Belzer, stand-up comic, actor, talk show host, author, and renowned conspiracy theorist, was born in Bridgeport, Connecticut. He was thrown out of (or "politely asked to leave") every school he ever attended, due to "uncontrollable wit". Special appearances by Paul Shaffer, Professor Irwin Corey, and Gilbert Gottfried.

  • The Mortal Nuts | Pete Hautman

    The Mortal Nuts

    • UNABRIDGED (10 hrs and 44 mins)
    • By Pete Hautman
    • Narrated By Anthony Haden Salerno
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    Seventy-three-year-old ex-poker player Axel Speeter has one more winner-take-all hand to play with a pair of crooks who are after the $260,000 he keeps squirreled away in his room at the Motel 6.

  • Teleseminars Soup to Nuts: How to Provide Profitable, Low-Work, High-Value Seminars | Rebecca Morgan

    Teleseminars Soup to Nuts: How to Provide Profitable, Low-Work, High-Value Seminars

    • ORIGINAL (58 mins)
    • By Rebecca Morgan
    • Narrated By Rebecca Morgan
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    You've watched as your colleagues have added teleseminars to their offerings and seen them have great success. You want to start offering these yourself, but you don't know all the intricacies. Where do you start? How do bridge lines work? What format works best? What day of the week and time of day? How much should you charge? What about registration and logistics? And then how do you manage the call itself to give the highest value?

    Frank says: "Informative and a Joy to Listen To"
  • Nut Butter: Teach Me Everything I Need to Know About Nut Butters in 30 Minutes | 30 Minute Reads

    Nut Butter: Teach Me Everything I Need to Know About Nut Butters in 30 Minutes

    • UNABRIDGED (43 mins)
    • By 30 Minute Reads
    • Narrated By Karen Brown
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    Nut butter has many uses, and there are various reasons people use it. They are different types of food and can be used in lotions. With various uses you will find that creating nut butter is fun and easy. Nut butter is extremely useful and extremely versatile.

  • Buffett, Heinz Say Nuts to Soup | Miriam Gottfrie,Spencer Jakab

    Buffett, Heinz Say Nuts to Soup

    • UNABRIDGED (3 mins)
    • By Miriam Gottfrie, Spencer Jakab
    • Narrated By Ken Borgers
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    "Buffett, Heinz Say Nuts to Soup" is from the March 26,2015 Markets section of The Wall Street Journal. It was written by Miriam Gottfried And Spencer Jakab and narrated by Ken Borgers.

  • Assorted Nuts: A Family Album | Sandy Bax

    Assorted Nuts: A Family Album

    • ABRIDGED (8 hrs and 28 mins)
    • By Sandy Bax
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    In the bucolic state of Vermont, a mother-daughter relationship is about to change forever. The daughter, Sara is getting married. And with two out of three husbands in attendance, Sandy feels herself on the brink of madness as she stumbles against long-ago forgotten faces, both friend and foe, each evoking a vivid memory.

  • I wott nüt gseit ha. Monologe des Kummers. | Pedro Lenz

    I wott nüt gseit ha. Monologe des Kummers.

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    • By Pedro Lenz
    • Narrated By Pedro Lenz
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    Sie reden und reden und reden sich nicht selten in Rage, doch sie können den kleinen oder grossen Nöten des Alltags selten etwas entgegenhalten: Die Figuren in Pedro Lenz' Monologen verlieren die Fassung, wenn ihr Sohn beim ersten Rausch in den Hundekorb kotzt oder wenn sie im indischen Restaurant kein währschaftes Stück Fleisch bekommen.

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