Stellar Firma

By: Rusty Quill
  • Summary

  • “Build your planet, keep in line… also clones."


    Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.

    However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.


    Over 76 Episodes to enjoy in this long form audio drama.


    For more information on Stellar Firma and our award winning fiction podcasts, visit www.rustyquill.com


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Episodes
  • Announcement: 2023 Holiday News from Rusty Towers
    Dec 14 2023

    This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)

    There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.

    Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.


    Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1


    Links:

    · The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dice

    https://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill

    · Monte Cook - MAG RPG

    https://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preorders

    Sucrabeille – Perfume

    https://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=r


    Support us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill 

    Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill


    Join our community:

    WEBSITE: rustyquill.com

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill

    TWITTER: @therustyquill

    REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill

    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com


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    8 mins
  • Special Announcement: Magnus, Recent Network Shows and More
    Oct 24 2022

    Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!


    Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUP


    For more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/


    Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"

    Magnus Music by Sam Jones

    Edited by Alexander J Newall



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    4 mins
  • Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3
    May 16 2022

    Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future!

     

    This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!


    Wave three features:

     

    The Hyacinth Disaster

    Malevolent,

    Ostium,

    The Program,

    What Happened In Skinner,

    The Sleep/Wake Cycle,

    WOE.BEGONE

    and Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower

     

    You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!


    Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:

    FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquill

    TWITTER: @therustyquill

    INSTAGRAM: @rustyquilluk

    REDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuill

    EMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com

    Get bonus content on Patreon: www.patreon.com/rustyquill.com 

     

    A transcript of this update is available here: The Magnus Archives (in Post Season/Series folders)


     


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Great Podcast, But Know What You’re Getting Into

This is an incredible improv podcast, but keep that in mind- IMPROV podcast. The humor is really good, but it might not work for everyone, given the medium. I say, listen to the first 2 episodes, and if it doesn’t appeal to you, maybe skip this. If you like it, than give the full first season a listen, and that will kind of be what you can expect. I think this podcast is good for fans of Hitchhiker’s Guide, and fans of dark comedy in general. I heartily recomend this podcast!

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Good

Prefer The Magnus Archives, but this was a really good podcast, and screw the one other person that wrote a review saying this sucked.

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Pile of goo

What a pile of trash. The premise is interesting but nothing actually happens. There's lots and LOTS of repetition in dialogue, whole pairs of lines being repeated 2-3 times "for comic effect" but they're not funny the first time so they don't land the subsequent ones either. Lots of umms, ohs, and ahs, and all sorts of padding, just nothing intelligible, or funny, or clever, or resembling plot. People being hesitant and dim in a room isn't funnier or more interesting than me having breakfast. It's inane.

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