
How to Murder the Man of Your Dreams
Ellie Haskell Mysteries, Book 6
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Sasha Higgins
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By:
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Dorothy Cannell
About this listen
Chitterton Fells is all of a flutter. Along with every female member of the village Library League, Ellie Haskell has developed a veritable obsession with novels of the romance variety. The steamier, the better . . .
But tragedy strikes when Miss Bunch the librarian is found dead between the non-fiction stacks. Then the local milkman collapses in broad daylight.
Ellie decides that two heart attacks in one week is more than a little bit suspicious, so begins investigating.
And that's when things really start heating up. The hunky model who graces the covers of Ellie's favorite books turns up in Chitterton Fells!
And someone is going after his entourage. They're being bumped off, one by one. Ellie must stop a twisted killer before they murder the man of her dreams.
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