• Sure, I'll Join Your Cult

  • A Memoir of Mental Illness and the Quest to Belong Anywhere
  • By: Maria Bamford
  • Narrated by: Maria Bamford
  • Length: 7 hrs and 40 mins
  • 4.7 out of 5 stars (952 ratings)

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Sure, I'll Join Your Cult

By: Maria Bamford
Narrated by: Maria Bamford
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Publisher's summary

INSTANT NEW YORK TIMES BESTSELLER

From “weird, scary, ingenious” (The New York Times) stand-up comedian Maria Bamford, a brutally honest and hilariously frenetic memoir about show business, mental health, and the comfort of rigid belief systems—from Dale Carnegie’s How to Win Friends and Influence People, to Suzuki violin training, to Richard Simmons, to 12-step programs.

Maria Bamford is a comedian’s comedian (an outsider among outsiders) and has forever fought to find a place to belong. From struggling with an eating disorder as a child of the 1980s, to navigating a career in the arts (and medical debt and psychiatric institutionalization), she has tried just about every method possible to not only be a part of the world, but to want to be a part of it.

In Bamford’s signature voice, Sure, I’ll Join Your Cult, brings us on a quest to participate in something. With sincerity and transparency, she recounts every anonymous fellowship she has joined (including but not limited to: Debtors Anonymous, Sex and Love Addicts Anonymous, and Overeaters Anonymous), every hypomanic episode (from worrying about selling out under capitalism to enforcing union rules on her Netflix TV show set to protect her health), and every easy 1-to-3-step recipe for fudge in between.

Singular and inimitable, Bamford’s memoir explores what it means to keep going, and to be a member of society (or any group she’s invited to) despite not being very good at it. In turn, she hopes to transform isolating experiences into comedy that will make you feel less alone (without turning into a cult following).

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2023 Maria Bamford (P)2023 Simon & Schuster Audio

Editorial Review

A humorous and painful path to self-love
Comedian and actress Maria Bamford ( Lady Dynamite, Teenage Euthanasia) has tried everything—12-step programs, How to Win Friends and Influence People, even Richard Simmons—to heal from trauma, manage her mental illnesses, and find a place in the world. In this candid memoir, Bamford invites listeners into her inner life battling the intrusive thoughts brought on by her OCD, making peace with past versions of herself, and navigating a tumultuous journey to self-acceptance. As emotionally challenging as her story is to listen to at times, make no mistake—this listen is masterfully designed for audio enjoyment with a unique soundscape and Bamford’s talented voice acting. —Rachael X., Audible Editor

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Brilliant; even with the mentals

Maria Bradford speaks to me. That probably says more about me than it does her but this revi is about her. Honest. Radically emotionally naked romp through one of the funniest creative minds going.

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Maria is a Genius

I have been following Maria’s work for years. I’m so glad that she wrote this. It’s a real gift.

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I knew

what I was getting myself into and I am pleased to report I loved it.

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Amazing mental health rollercoaster 🙌🏽

Maria is the real deal. There are many choices of what to shove in your ear, why not Maria? Accompanying pdf is enlightening account the P/L of the life of Maria.

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Thank you, Maria!

I loved this book! I appreciate the honesty so much. The struggles are real and I may just start it all over again. Keep going, kid!

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Absolutely Brilliant

I loved this book for it's humor and honesty while discussing the difficult topics OCD and Bipolar disorders amongst others. Maria is a comedy genius and I applaud her resilience and open attitude.

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Yas!

I love listening to other people describe therapy. Makes me feel like I’m “doing the work”

Honest and well performed

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Great comedy and performance

I love how she has taken the most painful times in her life and not only found humor in them but encourages others who may also be struggling with mental health issues. She is a supportive survivor who is creative, funny, and a great performer.

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Love this audio book

Perfect narration from Maria Bamford and I love her honesty and humor in discussion mental health and how important it is to advocate for yourself. Really glad i listened to this book!

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Perfect as an audiobook

This is a funny and unsparing memoir and I wouldn’t want to experience it any other way than hearing Maria Bamford herself let all her voices come out to play. Bonus: it comes with a PDF of family photos and tables of candid financial records.

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