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The 200 years' (and counting) peace was a time of tranquility that hasn't been seen since...well, ever. Mankind in the Galactic Age had finally conquered war, so what was left for the military to do but drink and barbecue? That's the kind of military that Sergeant R. Wilson Rogers lived in before he left the fleet to become a smuggler.
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- By Chris on 02-01-20
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The Myriad
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- By: R.M. Meluch
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The U.S.S. Merrimack was the finest battleship class spaceship in Earth's fleet, able to stand up against the best the Palatine Empire could throw at them, even able to attack and kill swarms of the seemingly unstoppable Hive. But nothing could have prepared the captain and crew of the Merrimack to face the Myriad - three colonized worlds in the midst of a globular cluster that the Hive had somehow overlooked.
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Great performance. Great read.
- By fistandantilus8u on 07-15-17
By: R.M. Meluch
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A Fiery Sunset
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The plot by the Galactic Union’s Mercenary Guild against the Four Horsemen has culminated in an invasion of Earth. Faced with an overwhelming force, the human mercs had no choice. They’ve fled, leaving Sansar Enkh to go to the Mercenary Guild headquarters on Capital Planet to stand trial for humanity. On the run, Jim Cartwright and Nigel Shirazi have travelled to the Winged Hussars’ secret base of New Warsaw, in an effort to convince Alexis Cromwell to join the fight, while the other mercenaries who escaped the fall of Earth have gone to the perceived safe haven of Karma.
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had a hard time finishing
- By Connie Uriarte on 05-17-20
By: Chris Kennedy, and others
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Fortune's Pawn
- Paradox Series, Book 1
- By: Rachel Bach
- Narrated by: Emily Durante
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Devi Morris isn't your average mercenary. She has plans. Big ones. And a ton of ambition. It's a combination that's going to get her killed one day - but not just yet. That is, until she gets a job on a tiny trade ship with a nasty reputation for surprises. The Glorious Fool isn't misnamed; it likes to get into trouble, so much so that one year of security work under its captain is equal to five years everywhere else. With odds like that, Devi knows she's found the perfect way to get the jump on the next part of her plan.
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Easily the worst narration I've heard in 90 books
- By Matthew on 11-05-14
By: Rachel Bach
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Weapons of Choice
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- By: John Birmingham
- Narrated by: Jay Snyder
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History is rewritten in an instant as the future smashes into the past, and high-tech hardware goes head to head with World War Two technology. In the chaos that ensues, thousands are killed, but the maelstrom has only just begun. The veterans of Pearl Harbor have never seen a helicopter, or a cruise missile - let alone nanotechnology, ceramic bullets, and F22 Raptor stealth jetfighters. Allied and Axis forces are then caught in a desperate struggle to gain the upper hand.
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The story line is a political stretch
- By Bruce on 04-18-15
By: John Birmingham
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Singularity Sky
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In the 21st century, the perfection of faster-than-light travel and the rise of a prodigious artificial intelligence known as the Eschaton altered the course of humankind. New civilizations were founded across the vastness of space. Now, the technology-eschewing world known as the New Republic is besieged by an alien information plague. Earth quickly sends a battle fleet - but is it coming to the rescue, or is a sinister plot in motion?
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Gonzo giggleworthy geekitude
- By Noah Smith on 11-11-10
By: Charles Stross
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Death Becomes Her
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What you thought you knew about vampires and werewolves is wrong...so very, very, wrong. A thousand years of effort to keep the Unknown World hidden is unraveling and the Patriarch is tired. He needs to find someone to take over. He finds Bethany Anne.
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Vamp action at its' finest
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By: Michael Anderle
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Orbital Decay
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The award-winning, bestselling author's first novel. The beamjacks work in zero-gravity constructing satellites in the vacuum of deepest space. And they're not going to let the military control them anymore.
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Hard to follow
- By Don on 12-27-16
By: Allen Steele
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Last Command
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- By: Lindsay Buroker
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In the final days of the empire, Cyborg Corps Colonel Leonidas Adler plans to die in a manner befitting of an imperial officer. He will fight until his last breath, giving his life to defend Emperor Markus, as it was meant to be. But when the emperor himself summons him for a final special mission, how can he refuse?
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Pretty good teaser for lighter space opera
- By 🔥 Phx17 🔥 on 10-15-21
By: Lindsay Buroker
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Bypass Gemini
- Big Sigma Series, Book 1
- By: Joseph R Lallo
- Narrated by: John Forbes
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In a distant future, Trevor "Lex" Alexander was shaping up to be the next great race pilot until a fixed race got him banned from the sport. Reduced to making freelance deliveries, he thinks his life can't get any worse. That's when a package manages to get him mixed up with mobsters, a megacorp, and a mad scientist. Now his life depends on learning what their plans are, and how he can stop them.
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I'm torn over this review.
- By Jim Stark on 05-27-17
By: Joseph R Lallo
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Star Soldier
- Doom Star, Book 1
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It’s survival of the fittest in a brutal war of extinction! Created in the gene labs as super soldiers, the Highborn decide to replace the obsolete Homo sapiens. They pirate the Doom Stars and capture the Sun Works Ring around Mercury. Now they rain asteroids, orbital fighters and nine-foot tall drop troops onto Earth in a relentless tide of conquest. Marten Kluge is on the receiving end. Hounded by Thought Police, he lives like an ant in a kilometer-deep city.
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Good book and the series only gets better!
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Gabriel: Zero Point
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Evan Gabriel wasn't always a feared and respected North American Federation Navy Commander. Before dangerous missions to the ice-bound planet of Poliahu, the deadly jungle world of Eden, and politically corrupt Mars, he was a simple recruit, fighting to make his mark in the elite Naval Special Forces…and was part of a top-secret military experiment that would change his life forever. Zero Point tells the tale of a young man faced with difficult choices and dangerous trials.
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THE FLICKER OF THAT MEMORY
- By Jim "The Impatient" on 05-29-14
By: Steve Umstead
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- John David Akers
- 07-19-16
This book helped save my job!
I have hard job, had had enough of the idiots at work. I was going to jump ship . I got this Sunday night ,started in ,and did not want to put it down. I went to work started it back up,and made it through the day! At the end of the shift a co-worker asked what I was laughing about all day. He said I have worked with you for three years , and I have never seen you laugh like that! Get this!
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- Patrick
- 09-08-16
took a bit to find it's voice
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The first third of the book was a bit clumsy and I didn't get a good feel for where it was going (not in a good way). However, as it progressed, it started hitting it's beats and ended up worth the ride. I was expecting something along the lines of Red Shirts (John Scalzi) but it headed in more of a Futurama vibe, not in a bad way. I enjoyed the secondary characters, there were some LOL moments. I won't spoil them, but you'll know.
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- Neil H
- 08-18-16
Sign me up for book 2 & 3
This is one of the best first novels I've ever "read" of any genre.
The narration has the totally engrossing quality of a story being told (well), rather than one merely being read. The only other author who has had that effect on me was Nathan Lowell.
There's a character in this book who has a similar talent - you want to stop and listen intently to every single word.
[CALL FUNCTION: EXPRESS ADMIRATION AND ENJOYMENT. OUTPUT STRING: I look forward to the other two books in the series (and hopefully more). Seriously. This book is [EXPLETIVE] hilarious and very well written.
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- jack
- 11-24-17
Not Funny - Atrocious, Awful and lousy.
I listened to the 1st Hour of this book and crap it was so bad I had to stop , I couldn't listen to it anymore.. This book had to be written by a juvenile teenager or someone with a very low IQ.
I just don't get why Anyone would think this book was funny , After a few days "I Tried"
to listen to it again and Damn I couldn't do it , I got through maybe 1 more Hour and I could not take it anymore.. I had to delete it off my phone and computer.
This is an Example of what passes for Humor in this book -
- The Main Character "Wilson Rogers" is talking to a Computer, The computer makes a beeping noise or something and Wilson says "Hold Your Horses!!"
The Computer Responds with - "Affirmative" and Then Says "Error - No Equine to Hold"
No Equine to Hold ? .. How is that Funny ?? Why Would the Computer even say Affirmative and then say No Equine to Hold ? HOW IS THAT FUNNY ?? I don't get it !!!!
But that's typical of this so called book - Every sentence and all of the dialogue between Characters is Trying to be Funny, Forced Humor And It's NOT FUNNY.
It's Literally trying to Force every word to be funny and it's agonizingly horrible.
The 1st hour literally gave me a Migraine, My 2nd attempt at trying to listen to this trash
I felt like I was going to have an aneurysm.
Go on youtube and watch a 10 second repeating looped clip of the 3 stooges slapping each other poking each other in the eye and so on .. It's funny when you first see it
"10 seconds of it" -- But Not over and over for hours on end.
I Hate Giving Bad Reviews, But this dud deserves it and I want my money back !!
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- S. Siddiqui
- 06-18-16
like redshirts or spacequest
always welcome an opportunity to hear a book read by the author! for better or worse, you get exactly the spirit the author was trying to convey. all in all, it was a funny lighthearted book that was a well needed break from all the serious military sci-fi i have been reading. awesome!
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- Emrah
- 06-24-16
fun to read.
you might consider it cheezy. but definitely fun to read. i spent good time listening to it.
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- Keepemcoming
- 11-23-17
What did i do? Reviews lie!
Can i get a mulligans. This has to be my worse selection ever! As for the narrator, its like listening to that person who thinks they can sing, but is so off key that you feel sorry for them. Word of advice don’t narrate what you wrote! Just hoping I don’t select the second book in the series by mistake. Its Thanksgiving, now i have to listen to my relatives, which in this case is better than this book. Epilogue: this book is not humorous!
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- Mr. D. Dingwall
- 11-12-16
The author narrates space SF - go buy it and laugh
Would you listen to Mechanical Failure again? Why?
In the early days of mass-market audio books on cassette tapes the label trumpeting that the author also narrated the audio version was a sign that even an excellent story could be screwed up, the flow and pace of the story would be complete {Male Bovine Feces}, and not worth handing over your money.
There are some excellent books out there on the market, completely {Expletive} {Expletive} screwed-up in the audio version by a narrator who has no idea what the author means or wants.
This first book in a new series from Joe Zeija is a pleasant surprise, a light SF space based romp, who knows exactly how the story reads in his mind, and has the skills to bring that fun version to the microphone himself.
Actually Joe has various axes to grind about military organizations, and the kinds of personalities that sponge, leech off, cheat colleagues, and generally take the {Expletive} in peacetime, and also how the mad roulette wheel of promotion can also {Expletive} other people's lives, especially when a war starts.
Looking forward to the next in the series
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- gagokano
- 08-13-16
Awesome book, had me laughing out loud in public.
What about Joe Zieja’s performance did you like?
This is the first self narrated book that I have enjoyed. I would listen to this guy read others books as well. He needs to work on using different voices for different characters but he did a great job overall.
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I have bought scores of audio books on audible but have never been moved to write a review. This new author deserves it. I will be keeping my eye out for any new stuff that he writes. He has a great sense of humor.
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- Jennifer
- 07-08-16
hilarious and exceedingly difficult to put down .
my god this book made me laugh out loud many many times . I had such a hard time putting it down. usually authors don't make good readers but this performance was quite Good . The story was airy and made to amuse. The characters unique and we'll defined
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