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Mike Stangle
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Two reckless but lovable all-American bros make a strong case for maturing slowly through their outrageous yet enlightening misadventures across this great country of ours.
My brother and I are looking for wedding dates for our cousin's wedding.
We've been told by the bride that bringing dates is "mandatory" so we "won't harass all of my friends all night" and will "stay under control". Rather than ask some fringe women in our lives to go and face the inevitable "does this mean he wants to take it to the next level?!" questions, we'd rather bring complete strangers and just figure it out....
We're both in our 20s, single, dashingly tall, Anglo-Saxon, respectfully athletic, love to party, completely house trained - love our mother, have seen Love Actually several times - raw, emotional, sensitive, but still bad boys. You should be attractive, or our aunts will judge you, but not TOO attractive, or one of our uncles might grope you.
Dave and Mike Stangle thought nothing of it when they boozily decided to turn to the "activity partners" section of Craigslist to solicit dates to their cousin's wedding. The hilarious, out-of-this-world ad that they came up with - featuring a picture of the two brothers as centaurs - immediately went viral, eventually landing these Wayfarers-wearing, moped-riding, completely reckless but ultimately loveable bros in the annals of the "Internet famous".
In Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates, the Stangle brothers bring their trademark off-color humor to everything from their most embarrassing adolescent experiences (like getting beat up by a girl on their front lawn...in front of their dad) to the most outrageous predicaments (like tripping on mushrooms with their bulldog, Frank) to proper sexting etiquette and finally to breaking up a midget bar fight (you have to shoo them away).
©2015 David Stangle and Michael Stangle (P)2015 Simon & SchusterLos oyentes también disfrutaron...
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- Haley Brown
- 03-18-16
Hilarious
Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates is one of the funniest books I've ever read!
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- DEXTER VAN RIPER
- 05-26-15
A tucker MAX like failed attemp
Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?
Very similar to any Tucker Max book without the wittiness and female punishment. Not my favorite book. It lacked direction and quite frankly was all over the place.
Has Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates turned you off from other books in this genre?
No
Have you listened to any of Dave Stangle and Mike Stangle ’s other performances before? How does this one compare?
No
Could you see Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates being made into a movie or a TV series? Who should the stars be?
No
Any additional comments?
No
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- Ryan Hooey
- 04-17-18
Rediculous, unbelievable and down right funny
I purchased this book after reading a recommendation list. It is filled with spit your drink out, laugh out loud crude humour. It was fantastic and quite frankly unbelievable. Just when you think the laughs are done another absolutely wild story comes from left field. It is definitely nothing like the movie, the movie actually toned down the stories ten fold. The brothers hold nothing back in this book and after reading it this is definitely how they live their lives. What makes this listen even better is the fact that the brothers themselves narrate the story. It gives a first hand account to the Tom Foolery that has become commonplace in their lives. It is written in almost a rotating nature where one brother would tell a story about the other. They do an excellent job making you feel like you were actually there during the story. There is not much more to say other than if you are looking for a laugh out loud, ridiculous story that will make you think about all the silly things you did when you were younger, this is it. Or on the flip side of things if you have children around this age then maybe this one will give you nightmares of the things they could be getting up to. Rotten, funny and at times charming. Be warned this one contains lots of drinking, sexual content, some drug use, foul language and a whole lot of memories!
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- 12-21-16
Funny & crazy
I enjoyed the crazy stories & interactions these guys have had. This isn't as much about the Craigslist ad as it is about their lives in general. Raunchy hilarious & unapologetic
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- Sheila
- 05-10-16
funny read
one of those books that have no point but you cant put it down because you need to know the ending.
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- Ryan
- 05-31-15
Hilarious
Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?
Yes, it's a great read that keeps you laughing and entertained the entire way though.
What was one of the most memorable moments of Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates?
Midget kick to the nuts...hysterical
Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?
Laugh
Any additional comments?
You will not be disappointed
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- Seymour Butts
- 05-18-21
Cannot Recommend Enough
I bought this book to physically read it - and I did. It had me laughing through to the very end. When I saw it was available on Audible, I had to buy it and listen. I loved it just as much. If you’re in for an easy (and hilarious) listen, look no further.
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- Stevie T.
- 06-17-15
aweful
couple of rich frat boys sharing their rude and stupid adventures. if you like juvenile self indulgence then this is for you.
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