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Tough Sh-t

Life Advice from a Fat, Lazy Slob Who Did Good

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Tough Sh-t

By: Kevin Smith
Narrated by: Kevin Smith
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That Kevin Smith? The guy who did “Clerks” a million years ago? Didn’t they bounce his fat ass off a plane once? What could you possibly learn from the director of “Cop Out”? How about this: he changed filmmaking forever when he was twenty-three, and since then, he’s done whatever the hell he wants. He makes movies, writes comics, owns a store, and now he’s built a podcasting empire with his friends and family, including a wife who’s way out of his league. So here’s some tough shit: Kevin Smith has cracked the code. Or, he’s just cracked.

Tough Sh*t is the dirty business that Kevin has been digesting for 41 years and now, he’s ready to put it in your hands. Smear this shit all over yourself, because this is your blueprint (or brownprint) for success. Kev takes you through some big moments in his life to help you live your days in as Gretzky a fashion as you can: going where the puck is gonna be. Read all about how a zero like Smith managed to make ten movies with no discernible talent, and how when he had everything he thought he’d ever want, he decided to blow up his own career. Along the way, Kev shares stories about folks who inspired him (like George Carlin), folks who befuddled him (like Bruce Willis), and folks who let him jerk off onto their legs (like his beloved wife, Jen).

So make this your daily reader. Hell, read it on the toilet if you want. Just make sure you grab the bowl and push, because you’re about to take one Tough Sh*t.

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Critic reviews

"Kevin Smith is nicer than he lets on, thinner than he thinks, and smarter than almost anyone in the room. He has today’s world - and tomorrow’s – running for cover." — Mitch Albom

“I suspect @ThatKevinSmith is what all gods and demons aspire to be.” — Neil Gaiman via Twitter

“Kevin Smith is a force of nature: He makes movies, he writes books and stuff, he talks and then he talks some more. Maybe he’s less of a force of nature and more of a spreading cloud of secondhand weed smoke that is slowly infiltrating every medium available to us. Kevin Smith is the haze that binds us all.” — Marc Maron

“I certainly would never read anything written by Kevin Smith.” — Tim Burton
Engaging Personal Journey • Candid Hollywood Anecdotes • Engaging Narration • Touching Family Stories • Authentic Voice

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Common sense sound advice mixed in with an interesting life story. Simple, smart, hilarious and entertaining. Loved the references and Kevin Smith reading his own words made it seem like I got to spend a few hours hanging out with someone i would choose to be friends with.

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Whether you're a Kevin Smith fan or not, if you have any creative drive, this is a book you should hear. It's not for everyone, but it's filled with a ton of wisdom from a guy who has constantly walked his talk. If you're afraid you can't do it, this book is for you.

All artists should read...

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What made the experience of listening to Tough Sh-t the most enjoyable?

I think one of the things I enjoyed the most was having Kevin Smith "read" the book himself. Nothing better than getting it from the author themselves! I also like getting a kind of inside perspective on the film industry. It's fascinating to hear his take on the many experiences he's had throughout his career.

What did you like best about this story?

I really enjoy Kevin's way with words and his sense of humor as it colors the many stories he has to share in this particular book.

What does Kevin Smith bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

Again, the listener gets to hear it in his own words. Reading the book I would just be attempting to imagine it in his voice.

Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

The parts of the audiobook that feature his wife Jennifer and his daughter Harley make me tear up without fail. I love that he's such a family man.

Any additional comments?

For those not terribly familiar with Kevin just be aware that the man has a tendency to cuss. So if you have an issue with that, this book may not be for you, but if you can get passed that it is definitely worth a listen.

Loved this!!

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this is an excellent book by Kevin Smith. It is elevated by listening to him recount the story because it feels like he's sitting in your Den over a few beers discussing his life which is awesome. It's funny, sometimes insightful and it's got a lot of d**k and fart jokes which makes it amazing. Great read!!!!!!! snoogins.....

kevin smith is a master of the spoken word.

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it was a great decision to purchase the audible version than hardcover for the first read. With Kevin Smith being the narrator and adding his own adlibs made this listening very entertaining. It gave it a more personal experience as if you had a one on one interview with the man himself. Well done sir!

just buy it already!!!

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