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Beauty Queens | [Libba Bray]
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Beauty Queens

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  • by Libba Bray
  • Narrated by Libba Bray
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  • LENGTH
    14 hrs and 37 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    05-24-11
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Publisher's Summary

The 50 contestants in the Miss Teen Dream pageant thought this was going to be a fun trip to the beach, where they could parade in their state-appropriate costumes and compete in front of the cameras. But sadly, their airplane had another idea, crashing on a desert island and leaving the survivors stranded with little food, little water, and practically no eyeliner. What’s a beauty queen to do? Continue to practice for the talent portion of the program - or wrestle snakes to the ground? Get a perfect tan - or learn to run wild? And what should happen when the sexy pirates show up? Welcome to the heart of non-exfoliated darkness.

©2011 Libba Bray (P)2011 Scholastic Audio

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    Vanessa Edmonton, AB, Canada 09-12-11
    Vanessa Edmonton, AB, Canada 09-12-11 Member Since 2006
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    "No one left unscathed"

    Libba takes a shot at everyone in this book. You can't take it seriously even though there are some serious messages hidden in the humour. This is NOT an 11-13 year old (which is the category it's in). Save it for your older teens. Near the end Bray starts to lose focus and like Going Bovine, needed an editor to say "reel it in" but overall the book was a keeper.

    8 of 8 people found this review helpful
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    Lauren Toronto, Ontario, Canada 05-18-12
    Lauren Toronto, Ontario, Canada 05-18-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Not what you might expect"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    I would recommend this book in a heartbeat. It's laugh-out-loud funny and manages to get important messages across about beauty ideals and gender without being preachy. Bray sends up the pageant world while treating the girls with tenderness and care. She manages to combine a plane full of beauty queens, a secret island hideaway for evil corporation agents, an Elvis-loving South American dictator and a boatload of pirates in a farce that is chock-full of wonderfully fleshed-out characters and tons of social commentary about the pitfalls of commercialism and capitalism.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Beauty Queens?

    I loved the backstories we got on all the girls - especially Mary Lou's suppression of her 'Wild Girl' side and the way she rediscovers it on the island. You might not expect swoon from a book that has a plane full of girls crash landing on an apparently deserted island, but there's swoon aplenty.


    What does Libba Bray bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    Libba Bray brings these characters to LIFE with her narration. I don't know how she kept all the accents straight - but these beauty queens are in a national competition, so they represent several different states across the U.S. Each character had a distinct voice and that really helped to bring their personalities to life.
    There's also wonderful, very professional production of the little 'commercial' interludes - with perfect accompanying music and sound effects.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Seeing the girls come together and get past their differences in order to survive was very touching. Hearing them form unexpected bonds and get to know one another in a much more in-depth way than they would have if they had only competed against one another in a beauty pageant was great.


    Any additional comments?

    There's a bonus interview section with Libba Bray at the end of the book where she answers some questions and explains some of her influences. It's hilarious!

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    Natalie Catania 03-11-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Such a Ride!!"
    If you could sum up Beauty Queens in three words, what would they be?

    Just Listen to it! All I have to say:)


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Tiara- super funny!!


    What does Libba Bray bring to the story that you wouldn???t experience if you just read the book?

    All of the Characters voices! She did a Fantastic job!


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Laugh out loud!


    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tabitha Washington, DC, United States 02-27-12
    Tabitha Washington, DC, United States 02-27-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Loved that the Author narrated the book!"

    Hilarious, entertaining, great characters. I usually don't like when there are too many story lines, but I loved getting to know all the girls and their backgrounds. The author doing the narration was great and I thought really added to the book!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Aaron St. Louis, MO, United States 06-10-11
    Aaron St. Louis, MO, United States 06-10-11 Member Since 2004
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    "Fun, Funky and Fresh"

    The main problem I had with this book is the action/humor where not consistent. Half a dozen scenes could have been edited. With that said...this is the ONLY thing negative about this book. This book was LOADS OF FUN to read. Very funny. Drive-thru Plastic Surgery? Christian Pole-Dancing. Love it. Bray as a reader? BRILLIANT. One of the best performances I have listened to. Teens will eat this one up. Very new. Very fresh. I can't wait to see the movie.

    8 of 10 people found this review helpful
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    Dianne Cape May, NJ, United States 11-11-12
    Dianne Cape May, NJ, United States 11-11-12 Member Since 2009
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    "Not for very young adults"

    I would recommend the first six chapters of the book. They are laugh-out-loud funny and satirical. But after that the book bogs down with too many politically correct messages to convey, a silly story line, and the outrageous humor gets dimmed. The language and sexual suggestions make this a book for older teens, not younger teens The narration is outstanding and I looked forward to each time the characters of Taylor and Tiara spoke.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    monica ROSWELL, GA, United States 07-11-12
    monica ROSWELL, GA, United States 07-11-12 Member Since 2010
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    "Great Summer Fun."
    If you could sum up Beauty Queens in three words, what would they be?

    Funny, Ironic, Cynical


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Beauty Queens?

    Miss Texas, loved her.


    Have you listened to any of Libba Bray’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No, first one, but I will read more.


    Was this a book you wanted to listen to all in one sitting?

    Wanted to savor it.


    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Kaitlyn Victoria, BC, Canada 05-14-13
    Kaitlyn Victoria, BC, Canada 05-14-13 Member Since 2012
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    "A funny, lighthearted read"
    If you’ve listened to books by Libba Bray before, how does this one compare?

    I've read Libba Bray's A Great and Terrible Beauty series, and this book was written in a completely different tone, its hard to compare them. It was fun and lighthearted and seems to be Libba Bray just writing for the fun of it!


    Which character – as performed by Libba Bray – was your favorite?

    The narration was absolutely great! All the characters had their own very distinct and hilarious voices that really made the book fun to listen to!


    Any additional comments?

    The book was a pretty fun listen, my only criticism is that after a while the not-so-subtle "see guys, I'm a feminist!" lessons get a bit old, but keeping in mind that I am not of the intended teenage audience (to which some of these ideas may be new) it still didn't detract from my enjoyment of the book!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Diana Poulsbo, WA, United States 04-21-13
    Diana Poulsbo, WA, United States 04-21-13 Member Since 2009
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    "one to avoid"
    Would you try another book from Libba Bray and/or Libba Bray?

    I don't know.


    Who would you have cast as narrator instead of Libba Bray?

    The problem was more than the narration.


    Any additional comments?

    It could have been a clever idea. But the sophomoric sex/body stuff was intolerable.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Marge SACRAMENTO, CA, United States 04-08-13
    Marge SACRAMENTO, CA, United States 04-08-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Fun, light reading. 'Popcorn' reading."
    What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

    It was a satisfactory wrap-up.


    Any additional comments?

    Not the most deep or inspiring reading, but it is fun and interesting. I was never bored, that's for sure.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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