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Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
- Adventures of the Bailey School Kids Series, Book 1
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 4 mins
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NOW THAT TRUMP IS GONE, LEARN HOW HE MADE SCUM AMERICA THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE FORCE ON THE PLANET! Following in the footsteps of Aaron James's Assholes: A Theory, Scott McMurrey has applied the theory to Trump and his minions. The result is thorough lambasting of the people who put Trump in place and the even more reprehensible people who have come out of the shadows since Trump's election. McMurrey takes on the whole cadre of cretinous creatures who flocked to Trump, from the right-wing nutjobs left over from the Tea Party years to the slime who admired him from playing a mogul on TV to the ...
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Use of historical facts
- By S. Small on 04-07-24
By: Scott McMurrey
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Zoey and Sassafras Boxed Set: Books 1-6
- The Zoey and Sassafras Series
- By: Asia Citro
- Narrated by: Janina Edwards
- Length: 6 hrs and 11 mins
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Follow the adventures of Zoey and her cat, Sassafras, with this collection of books one to six in the series. Each story features a new magical animal with a problem that must be solved using science. There isn’t a set formula for each book; Zoey sometimes needs to run experiments, while other times she needs to investigate a mystery, and yet other times she needs to do research. Zoey models how to keep a science journal through her handwritten entries in each story.
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Zoe and sassafras is actually educational!
- By Max on 07-17-21
By: Asia Citro
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The Magic Flower Shop
- By: Gina Mayer
- Narrated by: Khristine Hvam
- Length: 1 hr and 45 mins
- Original Recording
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Nine-year-old Violet loves spending time in her Aunt Abigail's flower shop in their small British town. And she's so excited to stay overnight with her Aunt Abigail for the first time! But when Aunt Abigail has to leave to deal with an emergency, Violet and her friends, twins Jack and Zack, start poking around - and discover that her aunt owns an ancient magical flower book and uses her flower magic to make people happy! Violet wants to do that, too. Her first mission: making a match between two of her teachers. Unfortunately, it all goes wrong!
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Cute distraction
- By IndMind on 02-07-21
By: Gina Mayer
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The Dragon Squisher
- By: Scott McCormick
- Narrated by: Adam Fuller
- Length: 9 hrs and 19 mins
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“Before I can begin my tale, you need to know about the king's panties.” So begins the epic adventure of 14-year-old Nigel, digger of latrines, shoveler of poop, and the single greatest threat to all the humans, elves, and halflings of Esteria. Nigel needs to escape from military school. Who can blame him? After all, the king just declared war on the gorks, and he's pretty sure his latrine-digging skills aren't going to be much good on the front lines.
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Hilarious!
- By Angela on 08-31-20
By: Scott McCormick
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Just Add Magic
- Just Add Magic Series, Book 1
- By: Cindy Callaghan
- Narrated by: Jesse Vilinsky
- Length: 5 hrs and 23 mins
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When Kelly Quinn and her two BFFs discover a dusty old cookbook while cleaning out the attic, the girls decide to try a few of the mysterious and supposedly magical recipes that are inside. To their surprise, the Keep 'Em Quiet Cobbler actually silences Kelly's pesky little brother and the Hexberry Tart puts a curse on mean girl Charlotte. Is it possible that the recipes really are magic? Who wrote them and where did they come from? And most importantly of all, when boys get involved, what kind of trouble are the girls stirring up for themselves?
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A fun story with a pinch of magic
- By Jennifer C. on 09-22-22
By: Cindy Callaghan
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The Haunted Forest Tour
- By: Jeff Strand, James A. Moore
- Narrated by: Joe Hempel
- Length: 8 hrs and 55 mins
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Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Haunted Forest Tour! Sit back, and enjoy a smooth ride in air-conditioned comfort as your heavily armored tram takes you through nature's most astonishing creation. The forest is packed to capacity with dangerous and terrifying creatures of all shapes, sizes, and hunger levels, and you'll get to observe these wonders in complete safety.
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WOW, just WOW. Great book!!!!
- By Jason on 09-07-18
By: Jeff Strand, and others
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My Fox Helps Santa Claus
- By: David Blaze
- Narrated by: Virtual Voice
- Length: 1 hr and 5 mins
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For Kids 6-12 Who Love Fun Christmas Stories! From the writer of Disney Frozen 2: The Junior Novelization comes a Christmas story like no other... My name is Jonah Johnson, and I'm 12 years old - but please call me Joe. It’s Christmas Eve and my fox just told me a crazy story about how he helps guide Santa’s sleigh when Rudolph is sick. Plus, my mom can’t take time off from work to buy a Christmas ham and I’ve got to find one before dinner tomorrow. And you’ll never guess who just knocked on our front door (okay, it's Santa Claus)! A fun Christmas story for young readers and their...
By: David Blaze
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Big Nate Audio Collection: Books 1-4
- By: Lincoln Peirce
- Narrated by: Fred Berman
- Length: 7 hrs and 17 mins
- Unabridged
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In this audio collection enjoy the first four adventures of the best-selling series. Big Nate: In a Class by Himself: Nate knows he’s meant for big things. REALLY big things. But things don’t always go your way just because you’re awesome. Nate barely survives his dad’s toxic oatmeal before rushing off to school - minus his lunch. He body slams the no-nonsense principal. He accidentally insults his least favorite teacher, the horrifying Mrs. Godfrey. Includes: Big Nate Strikes Again, Big Nate on a Roll, and Big Nate Goes for Broke.
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Big Nate
- By BROWSER OF MUSIC on 12-02-21
By: Lincoln Peirce
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Dory Fantasmagory
- By: Abby Hanlon
- Narrated by: Suzy Jackson
- Length: 55 mins
- Unabridged
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As the youngest in her family, Dory really wants attention; and more than anything, she wants her brother and sister to play with her. But she's too much of a baby for them, so she's left to her own devices - including her wild imagination and untiring energy. Her siblings may roll their eyes at her childish games, but Dory has lots of things to do: outsmarting the monsters all over the house, escaping from prison (aka time-out), and exacting revenge on her sister's favorite doll.
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Love this book!
- By PassingThrough on 09-26-18
By: Abby Hanlon
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The Lost Stone
- Kingdom of Wrenly Series, Book 1
- By: Jordan Quinn
- Narrated by: Cris Dukehart
- Length: 35 mins
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Lucas and Clara search for Queen Tasha's missing emerald. On their exciting adventure, they travel to all the main attractions of Wrenly: Primlox (the island of fairies), Burth (the island of trolls), Crestwood (the island of dragons), Hobsgrove (the island of wizards), and the beautiful Mermaid's Cove. King Caleb has promised to reward the person who finds the precious stone, and Lucas and Clara are determined to search the entire kingdom until they find it!
By: Jordan Quinn
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Diary of an Awesome Friendly Kid
- Rowley Jefferson's Journal
- By: Jeff Kinney
- Narrated by: Christopher Gebauer
- Length: 1 hr and 36 mins
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Get ready for a whole new look into Jeff Kinney's Diary of a Wimpy Kid! Introducing the newest Wimpy Kid author - Rowley Jefferson! Rowley's best friend Greg Heffley has been chronicling his middle-school years in 13 Diary of a Wimpy Kid journals...and counting. But it's finally time for listeners to hear directly from Rowley in a journal of his own. Rowley writes about his experiences and agrees to play the role of biographer for Greg along the way. But Rowley is a poor choice for the job, and his "biography" of Greg is a hilarious mess.
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really good!!!!
- By Amazon Customer on 04-13-19
By: Jeff Kinney
What listeners say about Vampires Don't Wear Polka Dots
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- Anonymous User
- 05-05-24
Just as good as I remember
Used to love these books as a kid and now I get to play the audios for my class, still great!
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- Kirsten
- 01-24-23
Wish they made all of this series on audible
This series brings me back to my childhood and the narrator is great. Please make all of these books as audibles! I will buy all of them in a heartbeat.
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- Amber Jacobs
- 01-30-23
I Grew Up With The Series In 4th Grade
I grew up reading the series in 4th grade and enjoyed the copies my school had. So glad they have audiobooks for The Bailey School Kids digitally for your phones and tablets and computers now on the go!
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