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Lionel Asbo: State of England | [Martin Amis]
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Lionel Asbo: State of England

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  • by Martin Amis
  • Narrated by Alex Jennings
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    9 hrs and 45 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    08-21-12
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Lionel Asbo, a terrifying yet weirdly loyal thug (self-named after England's notorious "Anti-Social Behaviour Order"), has always looked out for his ward and nephew, the orphaned Desmond Pepperdine. He provides him with fatherly career advice (always carry a knife, for example) and is determined they should share the joys of pit bulls (fed with lots of Tabasco sauce), Internet porn, and all manner of more serious criminality. Des, on the other hand, desires nothing more than books to read and a girl to love (and to protect a family secret that could be the death of him).

But just as he begins to lead a gentler, healthier life, his uncle - once again in a London prison - wins £140 million in the lottery, and upon his release, hires a public relations firm and begins dating a cannily ambitious topless model and “poet”. Strangely, however, Lionel's true nature remains uncompromised, while his problems, and therefore also Desmond's, seem only to multiply.

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    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 01-03-13
    Darwin8u Mesa, AZ, United States 01-03-13 Member Since 2011

    A part-time buffoon and ersatz scholar specializing in BS, pedantry, schmaltz and cultural coprophagia.

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    "Jēz...us! Just don't buy it for your Grans."

    Amis can write the darkest satire with a lyrical heart that beats with warm, soft blood. 'Lionel ASBO' is sad, funny, gratuitous, sick and full of life. It is like Dickens was written by William Burroughs.

    Covered in grit, the characters in this Amis novel seem at first like bizarre 21st century, Cruikshank caricatures that just keep bouncing back and forth in my head between the real, the surreal and the unreal -- so I keep on doubting my own palsied view of the world.

    Anywho, this novel seems like a better-adjusted, less disquieting version of Amis' magnum opus 'Money'. Lionel ASBO has more heart, and just slightly less art. Amis traded a little of the floating world . . . for the heavy. Just please Jēz...us don't buy it for Grans.

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    Christopher Williams San Diego, CA United States 11-19-12
    Christopher Williams San Diego, CA United States 11-19-12 Member Since 2000

    Chrees

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    "A train wreck you cannot look away from..."
    If you could sum up Lionel Asbo in three words, what would they be?

    A distillation of real English people who you would not want to meet.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Lionel Asbo?

    Who let the dogs in. And we will never know.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The first family meeting at the country manor, Wormwood Scrubs.


    If you could take any character from Lionel Asbo out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Definitely NOT Lionel Asbo


    Any additional comments?

    One of the most well written books I have enjoyed. The prose alone is worth the listen - and the story is superb. But if you are an American anglophile you might want to stay away. As a Brit in the US, the 'orrible English characters resonate - albeit disturbingly!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Cynthia Towle California, USA 01-09-13
    Cynthia Towle California, USA 01-09-13 Member Since 2008
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    "Great Reader"
    Where does Lionel Asbo rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    Pretty high up. Great British reader. I couldn't get into the book, but knew that the audio would be good.


    Which character – as performed by Alex Jennings – was your favorite?

    Lionel - I can still hear his voice in my head many months later.


    If you could rename Lionel Asbo, what would you call it?

    Lottery Lout. Asbo is so perfect = Anti-social behaviour order. This guy just didn't get it.


    Any additional comments?

    I usually listen to audio books when they have different accents.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    carmen OFallon, MO, United States 01-06-13
    carmen OFallon, MO, United States 01-06-13 Member Since 2011

    Favorite author: Alexander McCall Smith Favorite narrator: Gerard Doyle Favorite listen : Burton and Swinburne Trilogy

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    "Lionel Asbo the anti-role model"
    If you could sum up Lionel Asbo in three words, what would they be?

    Anti-social Behavior Ordinance


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Lionel Asbo?

    It was about a kid who was raised by his uncle. His uncle was in and out of jail so many times he changed his name to asbo (anti-social behavior ordinance). Just to give you backround on how he might have been raised. When he was 15 he had an affair with his grandmother ( who I think was a prostitute). He wrote the local advise columnist and ask was it wrong. Then when the affair was over Desmond noted,"I did catch the ironical nature of the fact that at 15 I had been dumped for a younger man"


    Which character – as performed by Alex Jennings – was your favorite?

    So I am not sure if I read this to myself I would have understood or I might have read a whole different book. The way he brought out the naivete of all the characters made it funny. So instead of being a story about a bunch of juvenile deliquents with a cracked out mother ( or grandmother), it was about people with a different moral compass trying to live. Also the narrator got the nuances when the character was trying to be something they are not.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    I think Martin Amis already got it. State of England. Could be America too.


    Any additional comments?

    I know i laughed a lot through the book. I am not sure, however, if it was so funny because it was sad or it was sad that it was so funny.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Bruce E. Johnson Spokane WA USA 10-29-12
    Bruce E. Johnson Spokane WA USA 10-29-12

    Bruce

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    "Laughed out loud while strolling"
    What made the experience of listening to Lionel Asbo the most enjoyable?

    The story is unusual, and descriptions of life in small English town are quite funny. Antics of the title character, well read by performer, greatly amused me..


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Lionel Asbo?

    Fifteen year old Des realizing that his title character guardian might have discovered his liaison with youngish grandmother.


    Have you listened to any of Alex Jennings’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    NA


    Who was the most memorable character of Lionel Asbo and why?

    Des, as his struggle to understand relationships resonates with personal experience.


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