Sloppy Seconds: The Tucker Max Leftovers

Dear Mrs. Fitzsimmons (The Audiobook)

• UNABRIDGED (6 hrs and 10 mins)
• By Greg Fitzsimmons
• Narrated By Greg Fitzsimmons, Zach Galifianakis, Adam Carolla, and others

It's what he was raised to do. Most parents would hide or destroy any evidence so clearly demonstrating their child's failures, but-lucky for us-Greg Fitzsimmons's family has preserved each mistake in its original envelope like a trophy in a case, lest he ever forget where he came from.

Drink, Play, F@#k: One Man's Search for Anything Across Ireland, Las Vegas, and Thailand

• UNABRIDGED (5 hrs and 31 mins)
• By Andrew Gottlieb
• Narrated By Dick Hill
• Whispersync for Voice-ready

What is a man to do after the tragic ending of his loving marriage and a nasty divorce? How does he rediscover the essence that makes him a man after years of being forced to attend ballets, eat vegan food, and participate in intimacy seminars? There is only one way: drink, play, f@#k.

In Drink, Play, F@#k, Bob Sullivan, a jilted husband, sets off to explore the world, experience a meaningful connection with the divine, and rediscover his passion.

I Suck at Girls

• UNABRIDGED (4 hrs and 10 mins)
• By Justin Halpern
• Narrated By Sean Schemmel
• Whispersync for Voice-ready

Fans of the #1 bests eller Sh*t My Dad Says will recognize the always patient voice of Justin Halpern's dad as it crackles through this hysterical new audiobook. The story begins when Justin announces that he's decided to propose to his girlfriend. "You've been dating her for four years," his dad replies. "It ain't like you found a parallel fucking universe."

Sh-t My Dad Says

• UNABRIDGED (3 hrs and 9 mins)
• By Justin Halpern
• Narrated By Sean Schemmel
• Whispersync for Voice-ready

After being dumped by his longtime girlfriend, 28-year-old Justin Halpern found himself living at home with his 73-year-old dad. Sam Halpern, who is “like Socrates, but angrier, and with worse hair,” has never minced words, and when Justin moved back home, he began to record all the ridiculous things his dad said to him.

Hilarity Ensues

• UNABRIDGED (9 hrs and 38 mins)
• By Tucker Max
• Narrated By Tucker Max

Here's Tucker Max's third and final book in his series of stories about his drunken debauchery and ridiculous antics. What began as a simple sentence on an obscure website, "My name is Tucker Max, and I am an asshole," and developed into two infamously genre-defining books, I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell and Assholes Finish First, ends here.