Assholes Finish First

By: Tucker Max

Narrated by: Tucker Max

The best gift for the dudes and bros in your life: the fratire New York Times bestseller Assholes Finish First, featuring twenty-five new and exclusive stories by Tucker Max.

What do you do after you write a #1 bestselling book about your drunken, sexual misadventures that makes you rich and famous? Celebrate by getting more drunk and having insane amounts of sex, obviously. And pretty soon you’ve got another bestselling book on your hands.

Stuffed full of ridiculous stories of bad decisions, debauchery, and sexual recklessness, Assholes Finish First starts where I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell left off, then proceeds to “some next-level shit.”

You already know how women react to confidence, game, and vodka, but what happens when you add money and fame to the mix? You get answers to the hard questions you've never thought of asking:

• What’s it like to have sex with a midget? What about two midgets?
• What does it do to a man to watch a nineteen-year-old do wind sprints to sober up, so that she can have sex with you before her twin sister does?
• At what number of virgins does deflowering them stop being fun and start feeling like a job?
• When a girl you met three hours ago decides to tattoo your name on her body, what is the appropriate reaction?

The answers are inside, they are absurd and hilarious, and they are the product of one man's experiences:

His name is Tucker Max, and he is still an asshole.

Hilarious, A great writer!!

Tucker has a way of describing moments and makes them funny. I had a friend in N.y who was similar to Max so the book made me kind of reminisce my teen and early 20's. who need to listen to this book you ask, well it's the really nice guys who finish last and from Max perspective you can see why he always finishes first, just like my friend in N.Y he never gave a F@ck and women just gravitated to him. if you listen carefully there's allot you can learn , like how girls play you when they get pregnant from other guys and tell you the kid is yours, this happened to me and some of the other situatuons Max found himself in. I wish I would have had Tucker Max info available to me when I was younger to have avoided some situations. I do want to thank Tucker Max for writing this book.

SMH...HUGE balls Tucker!!!!!

Oh. My. God! This book is so funny. I actually bought the paperback at the Goodwill for like 75 cents or something. I read the first chapter and waited two days to get the free audible. I laughed my butt off. This guy is such a douche. But, to be honest how many times have you actually just said and did what you felt and didn't worry about the consequences? I can honestly say that, yes, he was an asshole, but, I'm married to an asshole that's just as bad so I can honestly say that I enjoyed Tucker's asshole tendencies. I absolutly loved his sex stories, it takes HUGE balls to admit to some of what Tucker has admitted to. But, hey, like he said, there wouldn't be a book without them. He says what he thinks, does what he wants, consequencies be damned. I loved it.

Hilarious, just be aware of who's listening.

This book is an epic of vulgar buffoonery with little to no redeeming qualities to be found in tucker max. You will get him, and laugh anyway.

Be forewarned, listening to this book while he is doing a walk through may be a slight miscalculation, or so I may have heard.

Fucking great

died from laughter many times 10/10 will recommend umm I needed more words so there

loved it

great audio book very funny listened at work took two days to finish couldn't wait to get to work the 2nd day to finish