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The Innocents Abroad: Or, The New Pilgrim’s Progress | [Mark Twain]
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The Innocents Abroad: Or, The New Pilgrim’s Progress

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  • by Mark Twain
  • Narrated by Grover Gardner
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    18 hrs and 13 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    09-09-11
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Publisher's Summary

In June 1867, Mark Twain set out for Europe and the Holy Land on the paddle steamer Quaker City. His enduring, no-nonsense guide for the first-time traveler also served as an antidote to the insufferably romantic travel books of the period.

“Who could read the programme for the excursion without longing to make one of the party?”

So Mark Twain acclaims his voyage from New York City to Europe and the Holy Land. His adventures produced The Innocents Abroad, a book so funny and provocative it made him an international star for the rest of his life. He was making his first responses to the Old World—to Paris, Milan, Florence, Venice, Pompeii, Constantinople, Sebastopol, Balaklava, Damascus, Jerusalem, Nazareth, and Bethlehem. For the first time he was seeing the great paintings and sculptures of the Old Masters. He responded with wonder and amazement but also with exasperation, irritation, and disbelief. Above all he displayed the great energy of his humor, more explosive for us now than for his beguiled contemporaries.

Public Domain (P)2011 Blackstone Audio, Inc.

What the Critics Say

“A classic work…[that] marks a critical point in the development of our literature.” (Leslie A. Fiedler, literary critic)

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    Cynthia New York, NY, United States 05-08-12
    Cynthia New York, NY, United States 05-08-12 Member Since 2006

    My goal is to write a review of everything I've listened to, but I'm woefully behind. Wish I would have kept up. I'm a writer!

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    "Twain's Hidden Gem"

    If you've not read Innocents Abroad, this is a great way to experience it. Many don't read this and it is one of Twain's hidden gems. It is Twain at his best, "Is he dead?" The first time I read it, it made me laugh out loud in public places. If you have travelled at all you will enjoy it. If you travelled to these places you'll get an extra bang out of it. Human nature is timeless and there is no better proof of it than the observations of a master. He gives the straight dope on traveling in Holy Land.

    For a long time the only version of "Innocents Abroad," was narrated by Flo Gipson. The first time I heard it, I thought it was horrible. But I've listened to it more than once, it makes great bed-time listening. I downloaded this version because it was narrated by a man, but I have to say, I think Flo Gipson captured Twain's irreverent tone better than Grover Gardner. Grover Gardner has a more pleasing sounding voice than Flo, though. So it's a toss-up.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Ian Farnborough, United Kingdom 09-14-12
    Ian Farnborough, United Kingdom 09-14-12 Member Since 2003
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    "Its Twain....just buy it!"

    Twain is one of my favourite fiction writers. All his talents are also there in full strength in this non-fiction work.

    Telling the story of a journey through the Mediteranean and the "Holy" land by a group of Americans it is laced with all the humour, irreverance and intelligence that I love in his work. As a travel book it gives just enough flavour of the countries and places it visits to be relevant and contains some interesting historic details that were the currency of the day. I came away with a clearer picture of the reach of the Turkish (Ottoman?) empire than I had before and a better notion of some of the scale of the geography.

    But you're not going to enjoy this for geography or history. You're going to enjoy it if you're interested in people and intelligent and witty comment on their behaviour. That is what Twain did best and this is one of his best.

    Grover Gardner does an excellent job of the narration. Just the right level of old man growl to fit the words perfectly.

    3 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    M. S. Cohen New York, NY USA 03-06-13
    M. S. Cohen New York, NY USA 03-06-13 Member Since 2003
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    "Wow! 100 years old and totally fresh today!"
    What did you love best about The Innocents Abroad?

    All the terrific anecdotes about how the Americans interact with the Europeans. And the hilarious problems with language and guides.


    What was one of the most memorable moments of The Innocents Abroad?

    How they would rename all their guides to "Fergusen"


    Have you listened to any of Grover Gardner’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    Hadn't heard him before but he was wonderful.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    Not really.


    Any additional comments?

    For anyone who thinks Mark Twain is just Tom Sawyer or Huck Finn, they should listen to this book. It is just wonderful. And tells you a lot about life in the 19th Century.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Emily Tualatin, Or 97062 02-21-13
    Emily Tualatin, Or 97062 02-21-13 Member Since 2010
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    "Delightfully Mark Twain"
    Where does The Innocents Abroad rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    This book is a wonderful historical trip to Europe and the Middle East. The best of any travel Log I have read


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Mark Twain, as it is written in the first person.


    What does Grover Gardner bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The Reader makes it alive, as if you are right there


    Did you have an extreme reaction to this book? Did it make you laugh or cry?

    Many moments were laughable as well he has very interesting comments about the times


    Any additional comments?

    no

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Alison Petersham, MA, United States 10-04-12
    Alison Petersham, MA, United States 10-04-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Classic Twain"
    Would you recommend this book to a friend? Why or why not?

    I would recommend this book to someone who wanted to read Twain specifically or to someone about to travel to Europe and the Middle East.


    How would you have changed the story to make it more enjoyable?

    It did drag on or ramble at times, but that's Twain.


    Did Grover Gardner do a good job differentiating all the characters? How?

    He didn't really try to differentiate the characters because it was written in first person. I do wish he had taken bigger pauses between subject changes though. Twain can make some big topic jumps but there was no breath between so more than a few times when I was doing something else I had to rewind to catch the transition.


    Do you think The Innocents Abroad needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

    No.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    John Peterson 10-01-12 Listener Since 2004
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    "Interesting travelog reflecting a bygone time"

    From a modern perspective, Mark Twain's cultural attitudes are dated. In fact, to me he comes off as a but of an arrogant a**hole, but one who could write amusingly and engagingly about his travels.

    I have loved other things written by Train, but it seems like his personality shone through this work, and it is a personality I didn't much care for.

    That said, It is a fascinating look at 19th century travel in Europe, the Holy Land, and the Black Sea area (Where he has lunch with the czar!)

    Worth a listen, but be prepared for a bit of 19th century racism and a myopic perspective.



    1 of 3 people found this review helpful
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    David South Bend, IN, United States 10-29-12
    David South Bend, IN, United States 10-29-12 Member Since 2010

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    "Twain raises expectations, unmet"

    This is a journal of his trip in 1867 to France, Italy, and the Holy land, missing a few due to plague and quarantine. Twain is sometimes surprisingly biased and it's often not clever or funny. He is unfailingly credulous about Christianity, albeit critical of Roman Catholicism, and dismissive of all Arabs, most Italians, and many other foreigners. His cleverness surfaces describing himself and fellow travelers, but too rarely. Overlong.

    0 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    David Sidney, OH, United States 10-04-11
    David Sidney, OH, United States 10-04-11

    63 years old-retired-hate winters-like growing potatoes-ride a Harley-built a couple of electric bicycles-vietnam vet-like audible

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    "The Innocents Abroad to"

    It is sadly the same old story--the people selling the book give it far better reviews than those who bought it. Every narrator tries to sound like the writer would sound and speak like the writer too. They seldom succeed. Mr. Twain goes on the dream trip and spends most of the time complaining. Poorly narrated. Twain exhibits his genious for story telling. What is missing is a story teller.

    1 of 9 people found this review helpful
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