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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It | [David Wong]
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This Book Is Full of Spiders: Seriously, Dude, Don't Touch It

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  • by David Wong
  • Narrated by Nick Podehl
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    14 hrs and 54 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    10-02-12
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Publisher's Summary

Warning: You may have a huge, invisible spider living in your skull. This is not a metaphor.

You will dismiss this as ridiculous fearmongering. Dismissing things as ridiculous fearmongering is, in fact, the first symptom of parasitic spider infection - the creature secretes a chemical into the brain to stimulate skepticism, in order to prevent you from seeking a cure. That’s just as well, since the “cure” involves learning what a chain saw tastes like. You can’t feel the spider, because it controls your nerve endings. You can’t see it, because it decides what you see. You won’t even feel it when it breeds. And it will breed. So what happens when your family, friends, and neighbors get mind-controlling skull spiders? We’re all about to find out.

Just stay calm, and remember that telling you about the spider situation is not the same as having caused it. I’m just the messenger. Even if I did sort of cause it. Either way, I won’t hold it against you if you’re upset. I know that’s just the spider talking.

©2012 David Wong (P)2012 Brilliance Audio, Inc.

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    Kris Helena, MT, United States 10-17-12
    Kris Helena, MT, United States 10-17-12 Member Since 2010

    Kris Delaney

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    "Gory Good Fun"

    Full of cringe worthy violence, and laugh-out-loud raunch, Book Full of Spiders is a dementedly good listen. I was sad not to hear Stephen Thorne narrate, since he did a wonderful job with the first book, John Dies at the End; but Nick Podehl sounds like he's actually closer in age to the characters. Podehl also did a wonderful job reading The King Killer Chronicles, so I was glad to listen to him take on a new world. Sadly, this book wasn't as good as John Dies at the End, it drags for a while, and the never-ending bizarreness factor that twisted the first book just wasn't up to speed here. Still, it's good to back in the hands of Mr. Wong and the weird encounters he can't stay away from.

    6 of 6 people found this review helpful
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    Dr. Lake Oswego, OR, United States 11-12-12
    Dr. Lake Oswego, OR, United States 11-12-12 Member Since 2008
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    "Fun, Inventive, and Well Written"

    My title says it all - this was a fun, inventive, and well written story. Before Wong's book, I didn't even stop to consider that there was a special genre of books: comedy/horror. The first part of the book is especially funny and shows off Wong's sense of humor. The book then becomes more of an apocalypse story, but keeps some of its cheeky sense of humor.

    A very well narrated story. Podehl does a great job with different voices - male and female - and he does an outstanding job creating tension and suspense, especially with characters who have just had the bejesus scared out of them.

    Very worth a listen - especially if you are looking for something fun and different that will hold your interest to the end.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Alex United States 10-29-12
    Alex United States 10-29-12 Member Since 2011

    Very Picky Music Man

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    "My head is full of spiders now"
    Where does This Book Is Full of Spiders rank among all the audiobooks you’ve listened to so far?

    It is probably number 6 of my top ten


    What was one of the most memorable moments of This Book Is Full of Spiders?

    Don't really want to spoil it but it involves the reintroduction of soy sauce


    What does Nick Podehl bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    He brings the character's emotions out really well.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    You've been warned.


    Any additional comments?

    David Wong knows how to make things really really weird!

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Dylan S. Shumway Dallas, TX 10-22-12
    Dylan S. Shumway Dallas, TX 10-22-12 Member Since 2012

    Dyll

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    "Fantastic follow-up to the fantastic "John Dies""
    Would you listen to This Book Is Full of Spiders again? Why?

    The audiobook ended, and I immediately started from the beginning again. The second time, I finished in half the time it took me to listen the first time.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Molly the dog, for reasons best left unexplained.


    Have you listened to any of Nick Podehl’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    I haven't, but he did an unbelievable job of bringing life to the different narrators.


    Was there a moment in the book that particularly moved you?

    'Wong' has an amazing ability to share his dark thoughts about the nature of the universe through his exposition, and this is ever present throughout the book.


    Any additional comments?

    Thanks so much.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Peter Karlstad, Sweden 10-04-12
    Peter Karlstad, Sweden 10-04-12 Member Since 2011
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    "Just what it's supposed to be"
    What does Nick Podehl bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    The narrator does a good job of bringing out the characters in his delivery without going too over-the-top. Most importantly, he feels like a good fit for David Wong's narratorial voice.


    Any additional comments?

    If the title of the book is appealing to you, you'll most likely enjoy the novel. It seems to me that David Wong is accomplishing pretty much exactly what he sets out to do, which is an admirable feat. The story is entertaining, the core characters are likable, the blend of horror and comedy works remarkably well tonally, and the book is clever and insightful without seeming like it's trying too hard to be just that. A lot of the humor is kind of stupid, but there's a human touch to it that makes it work.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Robert Wessington, Sd, United States 10-04-12
    Robert Wessington, Sd, United States 10-04-12 Member Since 2012
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    "Lots of Fun"
    Any additional comments?

    I liked this book. Am a huge fan of the previous novel (John Dies at the End). I don't know if I liked this one quite as much as the first but still very good. Recommend highly, I would recommend that you read/ listen to the first book. Not absolutely critical, but you would miss a lot, I think without it.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Cassandra severna park, MD, United States 04-26-13
    Cassandra severna park, MD, United States 04-26-13 Member Since 2011

    I'm actually a day old tart, filled with maple custard. Perhaps, this reads as a rational introduction to others, and you are deliberately misreading it, because, come on, maple custard.

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    "Holy Velvet Jesus Painting, My Jimmies Are Rustled"

    This book is better written then David Wong's last novel, John Dies At The End. Which was a fun read. Unlike his last, when the plot ambles, it's more on purpose, concise, cleaner, and he doesn't use periods of gross out horror slapstick to cover weak points in the story. There's still gross out horror, but it's intuitive. I mean, it's a book about sentient spiders. Uggghhuuuhhuuherr Blahhhh, my skin is crawling!

    I can't remember the last time I was wide awake at 4 AM glaring at shadows in my room, certain that they would suddenly move. Maybe when I was eight? Or since the last time I watched Army of Darkness?

    Don't judge. It was scary. I normally don't like horror, but when you get midway through this book you almost have to keep listening, you have to have the narrator tell you that the spiders are taken care of, and that everything will be okay. It's that well written. This book was like a literary roller coaster, terrifying, with just the right kind of humor and humanity to make it exciting. There are some really good intuitions of the human condition, including Wong's take on the Babel Effect, without getting too preachy. The alternate point of views is really interesting, as you get to see situations from every perspective. I would definitely recommend this book.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Marci portland, OR, United States 04-24-13
    Marci portland, OR, United States 04-24-13 Member Since 2006
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    "David Wong's Best Yet--Smart and Funny"

    This book has it all, and I've never thought that about another book. It's romantic, and sweet, and just hilarious, and spooky, and very smart. It's full of surprises, yet easy to keep up with everything. It defies categorization, so don't miss out on this one by saying "oh, I don't like that type of book." It's long enough to be satisfying, and you are glad the editor kept it that way. Also, you don't have to read any other David Wong books to understand everything going on. You won't miss out on anything by jumping straight to this one. Just order it, you won't regret it.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Tilden New Town, ND, United States 03-11-13
    Tilden New Town, ND, United States 03-11-13
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    "Worth it."
    Would you listen to This Book Is Full of Spiders again? Why?

    I definitely would. I enjoyed the book quite a bit (and multiple times), however I spend much of my time driving and this is a very convenient way to listen.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    All of the characters are great and relatable in many different ways, but it's a fair bet that my, and many other peoples favorite character, is John. If you've read or listened to this book or the one that came before it, John Dies At The End, you'll know why.


    What does Nick Podehl bring to the story that you wouldn’t experience if you just read the book?

    With Nick reading the story, and doing a fantastic job of it, you actually get more of a performance than just a story read to you. He brings unique voices to the table that sound like what you imagine the characters would sound like while reading the book.


    If you could rename This Book Is Full of Spiders, what would you call it?

    "David Wong's Second Go-Round: You Don't Need To Read John Dies At The End But You Wouldn't Regret It If You Did"


    Any additional comments?

    You can probably tell by that renaming question, but I'm partial to John Dies At The End. That's the only reason for this audiobook's story getting four of the five stars. It didn't quite keep up with the original. If I hadn't read JDATE, my mind would still have been blown by This Book Is Full Of Spiders.
    And I'm not kidding about Nick Podehl's performance. A bad reader with bad voices will pull you right out of the story but Nick made it better.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Ravenous Reader Queensland, Australia 03-08-13
    Ravenous Reader Queensland, Australia 03-08-13 Member Since 2011
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    "Laugh Out Loud Horror/Adventure"
    What made the experience of listening to This Book Is Full of Spiders the most enjoyable?

    First of all the Narrator did a great job. This story never stopped, I was torn between covering my mouth honestly afraid for the characters and laughing out loud.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    David - he's a great character. Real and floored but a hero to the end.


    What about Nick Podehl’s performance did you like?

    His timing and pace was perfect, it really felt like he was in-tune with the authors voice


    Any additional comments?

    I think I actually pulled a few public fist-pumps while listening i was often so in the moment. This story grabbed me by the throat and did not let go.

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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