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Krampus: The Yule Lord

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  • Narrated by Kirby Heyborne
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  • LENGTH
    16 hrs and 22 mins
  • RELEASE DATE
    10-30-12
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Santa Claus, my dear old friend, you are a thief, a traitor, a slanderer, a murderer, a liar, but worst of all you are a mockery of everything for which I stood. You have sung your last ho, ho, ho, for I am coming for your head.... I am coming to take back what is mine, to take back Yuletide....
—from Krampus

The author and artist of The Child Thief returns with a modern fabulist tale of Krampus, the Lord of Yule and the dark enemy of Santa Claus.

One Christmas Eve in a small hollow in Boone County, West Virginia, struggling songwriter Jesse Walker witnesses a strange spectacle: seven devilish figures chasing a man in a red suit toward a sleigh and eight reindeer. When the reindeer leap skyward, taking the sleigh, devil men, and Santa into the clouds, screams follow. Moments later, a large sack plummets back to earth, a magical sack that thrusts the down-on-his-luck singer into the clutches of the terrifying Yule Lord, Krampus. But the lines between good and evil become blurred as Jesse's new master reveals many dark secrets about the cherry-cheeked Santa Claus, including how half a millennium ago the jolly old saint imprisoned Krampus and usurped his magic.

Now Santa's time is running short, for the Yule Lord is determined to have his retribution and reclaim Yuletide. If Jesse can survive this ancient feud, he might have the chance to redeem himself in his family's eyes, to save his own broken dreams... and to help bring the magic of Yule to the impoverished folk of Boone County.

©2012 Gerald Brom (P)2012 HarperCollins Publishers

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    sarah nedlands, Australia 11-04-12
    sarah nedlands, Australia 11-04-12 Member Since 2012

    all books horror. especially zombie

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    "ADark Fairy tale for adults"
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    This story draws you in and doesn't let you go right until the end. Brom writes an original dark fairy tale with many twists and turns. The narrator did an awesome job especially as the voice for Krampus. All around one of the best books I've listened to all year

    7 of 7 people found this review helpful
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    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 11-17-12
    colleen ANCHORAGE, AK, United States 11-17-12 Member Since 2005
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    "5 stars"

    Wow! Interesting, original, totally worth the credit and just in time for the holidays! This is a crazy story about a power struggle between a not so lovable Santa, Krampus, a forerunner of St Nick and the Belsnickel. Throw in some humans, a dash or Norse mythology and small town corruption and there you go, 5 stars. I loved it!

    13 of 14 people found this review helpful
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    Ken Antelope, CA, United States 01-14-13
    Ken Antelope, CA, United States 01-14-13 Member Since 2005

    Say something about yourself!

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    "It's Good to be Terrible"

    The headline is one of the quote's from Krampus. This was a fun book that has it's hand in Norse mythology, paganism, Santa and Christianity. At times it's hard to say who is the bad guy and who is the hero, but that's what makes this book fun. The setting, rural/small town West Virginia, also makes the book fun, there are some real characters. If you are super religious I doubt you will like this, the author kind of skewers the Christian cult, which is yet another reason this book is interesting. Some of the voices can get a little obnoxious eventually, but Heyborne's voice for Krampus is fantastic and just makes the Yule Lord that much more compelling.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Tim United States 12-18-12
    Tim United States 12-18-12 Member Since 2010

    Since discovering audible, my life is richer. I live in a small rural KS community, with higher than average IQ which can be a bad combo at times. Audible allows me to be myself.

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    "A Christmas Tale"

    This book was definately worth the credit. It moved into the top 50 audible books that I have listened to. It's kind of a dark hillbilly tale, with folklore so it's probably not for everyone but you will find yourself pulling for both sides (good and evil) and when you finish you won't know exactly which side is which. I will give this book two thumbs up.

    2 of 2 people found this review helpful
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    Amylu minneapolis, mn 01-13-13
    Amylu minneapolis, mn 01-13-13 Member Since 2012

    crazy violinist

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    "Fabulous "new" take on Christmas!"

    I saw this book at the bookstore and was thrilled to see that it was available on Audible. Honestly, I have both the print and the audible versions, thinking that I was going to go back and forth between them. I was so taken with the performance, however, that I found myself taking extra drives in the car to hear more! Kirby did a fantastic job creating the different characters, and his timing was impeccable.

    I am always drawn to things that challenge the status quo, so when I saw that this was a story that painted Santa Claus in a completely new way, I was intrigued. I am glad that I took a chance on this book! Although Krampus is not a new figure, and the author clearly did his research (!), he was presented in a new, almost sympathetic way. While listening to the book, I honestly had to think about who I was rooting for many times. All characters were drawn with complex brush strokes, allowing me to really 'get to know' each one of them along the way.

    I have to admit, the story did plunge a little bit into the Stephen King realm for me at times, but I'm not sure that was a bad thing. I think it may have been a necessary addition to the story in terms of tying things all together at the end.

    If you like dark tales and looking at the established in a new way, please take a look at this. It will not disappoint!

    1 of 1 people found this review helpful
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    Stanton Mt Carmel, TN 04-21-13
    Stanton Mt Carmel, TN 04-21-13 Member Since 2012
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    "Thoughts of Christmas"
    What did you love best about Krampus?

    His overall being


    What was one of the most memorable moments of Krampus?

    His kindness for the wolfs


    What about Kirby Heyborne’s performance did you like?

    His performance of Santa


    If you could take any character from Krampus out to dinner, who would it be and why?

    Krampus of course!! How often would I get to go out to dinner with the Yule Lord?


    Any additional comments?

    I have heard of Yule tidings along with bits and pieces of this mythology, but never knew it could be this interesting. I live in Tennessee, born and raised. When the story started, I thought I made a mistake with the "hillbilly" slag. But after the first few chapters, the storyline started blending in with mythology, history of Christmas and everyone's present day understanding of "Santa Claus". Anyway, very interesting twist! You better bet, I will be leaving my offering in my shoes on my front deck this Christmas. And my kids? They better be good or Krampus could come and put them in his sack and beat them with a stick!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Artur Edmonton, AB, Canada 04-17-13
    Artur Edmonton, AB, Canada 04-17-13 Member Since 2011
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    "I'd Take Krampus over Santa Claus any day"
    What other book might you compare Krampus to and why?

    American Gods by Neil Gaiman. There are some pretty obvious parallels though I didn't really like American Gods - I think Krampus is a much more likeable guy.


    Which scene was your favorite?

    The party at the bar. If only Christmas were like that! We'd have a lot less suicides.


    Any additional comments?

    Excellent narration, in particular Krampus' voice is perfect - worthy of an award!

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Don Bellevue, WA, United States 04-10-13
    Don Bellevue, WA, United States 04-10-13 Member Since 2004
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    "I love me some Krampus!"
    What did you love best about Krampus?

    The intermixing of multiple lines of differing opinions regarding the main character's motives. This is a book where the majority of characters are viewed as antagonists by some participants, but protagonists by themselves.


    Which character – as performed by Kirby Heyborne – was your favorite?

    I loved the performer's voice acting of the Yule Lord's voice. You really got the feeling he was in a different character state of mind when voicing Krampus.


    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Scott Salem, OR, United States 03-26-13
    Scott Salem, OR, United States 03-26-13 Member Since 2007
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    "This book is Worth it. Buy this book"
    Would you recommend this audiobook to a friend? If so, why?

    The narrator makes all the different characters come alive and have real passion. I'm glad I got this on audio. This is a real interesting look at some of the alternate traditions for Christmas and a subtle and not so subtle poke at the commercialism that has come to be Christmas and lake of true spirit of the holiday reminding everyone to be good to each other and enjoy life and probably a look at some of the pagan traditions of that year made up or real. Its really fun.


    Who was your favorite character and why?

    Krampus definitely. He's part savage elemental spirit, whiny child, Yule lord and noble lord and cruel Santa. His performed voice was memorable and captivating.


    Have you listened to any of Kirby Heyborne’s other performances before? How does this one compare?

    No I haven't listened to any other of Kirby Heborne's performances, but I'll certainly be on the look out for them. This book would only be half as good with out his voice to perform it and he really performs it and doesn't just read it to us. I listened to the books all day for two days because I couldn't put it down.


    If you were to make a film of this book, what would be the tag line be?

    "It is good to be terrible" Krampus The Yule Lord.


    Any additional comments?

    Buy the book, you'll enjoy it, just don't listen with young children there is a lot of cussing by evil characters and some vulgar talk from a bad guy. but other than that it is awesome.

    0 of 0 people found this review helpful
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    Jami United States 01-04-13
    Jami United States 01-04-13 Member Since 2007
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    "I was ecstatic!"
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    What a GREAT story! Likeable characters and a wonderful fantasy. Almost made me not like Santa Clause anymore. Klampas is a sympathetic devil and the main characters are all very enjoyable. Made me cry, made me laugh. An absolute gem of a book!

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